"If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2016

that's why one needs to settle down with a man that is buoyant enough to afford yam pounder

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by kayowalemi(m): 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2016

They are pot and stirrer jor

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by HAH: 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2016

Simply return his money and tell him it is out of stock in the market

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by salawustyles(m): 5:41pm On Oct 08, 2016

odo and child of odo

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by ebujany(m): 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2016

Rubbish.....must she know what's it's for? women like Kim kardasian/Beyonce doesnt have an idea what THAT IS. so hungry op, you can go ahead and cancel the wedding

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2016

Just for her to know what it is used for shey cheesy

. Used for pounding but I don't know how to pound tongue

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by uckennety(m): 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2016

Collect d money and tell him dt d place u bought it!says dia stock v finished!u bought it online shaa! From olx

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2016

Complete the money and buy it for him naa.
No be 20k u buy am?
Next time be honest.

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by danbilbo(m): 5:43pm On Oct 08, 2016

I have a celebrity girlfriend... Born in Austria, primary school in USA, university in London. grin

So she does not know what that is.

OP are you sure you're ok?? undecided

Meanwhile, 18-seater commercial bus available here for just 750k

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Sike(m): 5:43pm On Oct 08, 2016

Gbammm

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by oglalasioux(m): 5:46pm On Oct 08, 2016

That's a no no in this technology driven world. They are several machines that can do what that mortar and pestle can do and even better. Africans and reducing women to servitude.

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by ElsonMorali: 5:48pm On Oct 08, 2016

I love pounded yam. I don't mind pounding it. But she must prepare better stew wey we go take chop am o.

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by aadvark: 5:48pm On Oct 08, 2016

go back next sunday and make your confession

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Richy4(m): 5:51pm On Oct 08, 2016

My nieces have never seen it before.... though the eldest is 14....I Hope a Nigerian guy will not abandon her at the alter one day because she doesn't know what Mortar and pestle was or used for

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by samdon12(m): 5:51pm On Oct 08, 2016

ah! ah!. is he not in Nigeria,? tell him change has affected the price

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Forwetinnah: 5:53pm On Oct 08, 2016

Na by force?!

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by uwemetok(m): 5:57pm On Oct 08, 2016

Biko, it is outta stock cheesy

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by MrHenshaw: 5:58pm On Oct 08, 2016

Tell him,u just confirmed that d one sold to you was stolen.That you want to return yours even but except he doesn't mind having it that way.Which i know that if he is a genuine pastor,he will surely say "return my money fast"
Next learn how to say d truth.

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Ezionye(f): 5:59pm On Oct 08, 2016

Lol

People, embrace modernisation if u can

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by uwemetok(m): 5:59pm On Oct 08, 2016

You know not what pounded yam (not machined yam) tastes like...

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Juanthenairague: 6:00pm On Oct 08, 2016

It's a makeup kit sad

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Iseoluwani: 6:02pm On Oct 08, 2016

A friend said

Any woman without a job or business should be banned from marriage .marriage is not a poverty alleviation program

Lol

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by dam4wummy(m): 6:07pm On Oct 08, 2016

Just go back to him that dollar had risen just like Jesus did

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by JBUZZ: 6:07pm On Oct 08, 2016

The phone don finish for the store where u buy am. grin

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by khalhokage(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2016

What about those of us who don't have interest in swallow? should I still call off the wedding?

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by spencekat(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2016

Too trivial.

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Innomach(m): 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2016

Tell him that the promo just ended.

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 6:12pm On Oct 08, 2016

Why not? I don't see anything wrong teaching my wife how to do some cooking...

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Justiceleague1: 6:12pm On Oct 08, 2016

aaaahhh,

u better look for money and buy it o,otherwise,ANANAIS and SAPHIRA may happen o... shocked

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Mom007(f): 6:13pm On Oct 08, 2016

Buy Chinko own for him and give him change!

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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 08, 2016

abi o, can't be sweating and pounding, it's my brother that currently does it and when he is not around, I feel like I am being punished while pounding, too stressful Abeg

Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by habsydiamond(m): 6:17pm On Oct 08, 2016

Even if she be oyinbo and she ask, dat means she don fail my most important course which will lead to straight withdrawal.

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