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Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by piagetskinner(m): 6:18pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
It's used to fight wars |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by dmgr(m): 6:19pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Jobia: it is a means of transportation oo u jus sit on it and it wil take you to your destination |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by cybernaut(m): 6:19pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:eat d money because u are a lier and ur pastor is a deceive. Religion and western education is fraud in Africa. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by anny268(f): 6:28pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:u don buy market.. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by KayodeAjani: 6:29pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me: That serves u good |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by pressplay411(m): 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Don't tell her in words, show her by pounding her first |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by clevadani: 6:32pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
martineinstein:Bros, wetin na, |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by oglalasioux(m): 6:33pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
uwemetok: Then pound it, bro. Manual labour is outdated. If it's the only way your woman can show you love then it's a problem. It's erroneous to think there's a dichotomy between male and female; some sort of master/ servant relationship. That's one of the poisons religions have made us drink for millennia. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by MicroBox: 6:34pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
@OP It's not enough reason to cancel any wedding.... I taught my fiance how to cook alot of food varieties, I was even tempted to ask her how many she can cook, but she mentioned very few..... If only she would be happy to learn, then there is no qualms asking.. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by mii4u(f): 6:37pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
micfoley: Wat if she is a Ghanian? |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by youngcash99(m): 6:39pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
wristbangle:abi make he tell the pastor that the product no dey market again |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by seguno2: 6:40pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me: Ask him and his wife to pray and fast for the miracle price you bought it. Shikena. Lol. 1 Like |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by delighteddell(m): 6:43pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
martineinstein: Really? Ok marry an HIV+ woman and say she's God sent. Bullsit |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by seguno2: 6:43pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
chisco82: Is the pastor being honest? 1 Like |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by babakb: 6:45pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
No need to cancel the wedding, after few years just add another she go sit up. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by martineinstein(m): 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
delighteddell:ur comment doesnt follow,abeg |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by entrepreneurmic: 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:U SEE D BAD EFFECT OF A LIE. ANYWAY D ANSWER IS SIMPLE, GET HIM D 2 IPHONE 7. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by excel101(m): 6:55pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
That's why there's always a big golf between the rich and poor. For your info, every you post here is being consumed by the rich & poor. Do you agree with me that some ladies were born into a very wealthy home, and as a result they've never set eyes on it? |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Ibrahim3307(m): 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:hehehehehe tell him your iphone is the china type that the original type is 200k or so...lolzzzzzzzz |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by EmmaOgbu(m): 7:12pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:Hmm, you are about to loss #260,000. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by AyamConfidence(m): 7:18pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:lol...just stop going to church and eat his money... after all your tithe and offering money don pass that one....see it as a way of possessing your legal possession... nothing he fit do you |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 7:20pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
Bros easy nah, Dangote daughter sabi pound dat mortar pass akproko girls. martineinstein: |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by pretty16(f): 7:33pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me: e don be for you. Buy the Chinko one for them. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by juliuscarter(m): 7:33pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
My wife will never pound..
She's a Queen and Will be treated as such |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
grownaira: Teach who Biko... Did your father teach your mother when he married her, if she didn't learn from her mother... how then would you enjoy it today! 1 Like |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by kinnlive(m): 7:56pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:lwkmd....lord is ur strength guy |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Nobody: 8:07pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
MicroBox:Chai...u and pej b eng-class mates? |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by ChynoBEATS: 8:11pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:tell him u couldn't get any cos u bought it 4rm Me as-a-used stuff... he'll understand...... Lol |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by ochardbaby(m): 8:11pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me: You just found out that D seller don't pay government taxes and duties So it's not good for a pastor to buy from him |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Onyemaboy(m): 8:22pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me: Tell him the phone has finished where you bought yours. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by Lilyomi2: 8:27pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:Go for made in Abia. Tell him u never knew u were lucky until u touched their own. Na the same person sell ur own. Not knowing na marketing strategy. |
Re: "If She Asks You What This Is Used For Cancel The Wedding" by excel101(m): 8:45pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
yinkard4me:There are 2 solutions to this 1. Tell him the truth as a Christian. 2. You cover the first lie with another lie, by telling your pastor that you bought it in a traffic nd that when you went to market the price was different (higher). |
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