haffaze777:


rilwayne001 ur attention is needed here

Egbon your own nko?

Demmzy15:
Egbon your own nko?

Demmzy15:
Uktee it was stupidity o I bled fah.

lilbazy:
Had sex under the staircase

Contact17:
Buried a dead lizard and then dug it up to see if it had gone to heaven.

Tried to run away from home because I felt like my mum was scolding me too much.

Tried to hang myself like I'd seen in the movies. Thank God for my life.

Wet the bed and blame my little sister. Currently still an agabya

Contact17:
Ate OMO and drank Dettol.

udatso:

Hahahha. I actually tortured a lizard too. But mine was to inject water in and out. Until it was so weak to move then I set it on fire.

udatso:
as a kid?

udatso:
as a kid?

Demmzy15:


The man injured me on my jaw, but I gave him a good fight.





Cc Rilwayne001, udatso, haffaze777 et al. Let's hear your stories na

haffaze777:


rilwayne001 ur attention is needed here

lilbazy:
yea ;Dyea

udatso:

That was my source of phobia for swimming. Can't even go close to a water body.

lexiconkabir:


So you no wan die?

Rilwayne001:


The craziest thing i did as a kid was that i made myself Lieutenant General amidst other kids in my hood And the most stupid thing is that, i started appointing my commanders among them seriously they had no option that to oblige because i was notorious in my street back then .. lol

I remember vividly how i lead them to hunt fruits. We would walk a long way from home looking for where to pluck fruits lol.

My dad would beat the hell outta me but still won't stop me from the General that i was lol. i was really rude and stubborn indeed.

Still having a bit of that Lieutenant General attitude though lwtmb

Cc: demmzy15

haffaze777:

no wonder u still like trouble,dats remind me "once a general always a general "

Rilwayne001:


The craziest thing i did as a kid was that i made myself Lieutenant General amidst other kids in my hood And the most stupid thing is that, i started appointing my commanders among them seriously they had no option that to oblige because i was notorious in my street back then .. lol

I remember vividly how i lead them to hunt fruits. We would walk a long way from home looking for where to pluck fruits lol.

My dad would beat the hell outta me but still won't stop me from the General that i was lol. i was really rude and stubborn indeed.

Still having a bit of that Lieutenant General attitude though lwtmb

Cc: demmzy15

His Royal Highness General Ridhwaan!!!!

udatso:


Hahahha See this brother. So you stubborn like that? Mine was worse cos I nearly killed myself.
Details coming up shortly

Contact17:


I am sure you won't do it again.

udatso:
It was actually my first near death experience
I was in a boarding school. We were prohibited from going out of the school. I and my friends broke this simple instruction by jumping the fence just to go to the river in the village to swim and have fun.
We got there and my friends swam while I was just stuck at the bank of the river. I couldn't swim. Someone offered to teach me, I accepted and I was good at it in a very short time. We even had fastest swimmer challenge with my friends.
After I felt I was good, I decided to swim to my own place of choosing and I did. When I decided to stop, I realised I had gone for from others. I panicked and I tried to return back but it was like all my swimming skills are gone. I just kept sinking like someone was pulling me down.
To cut the story short, I was drowning and drank lots of water until someone came and pull us out ( wondering where the US came from. My friend came to save me and he was drowning too. I still don't understand how a good swimmer like him was drowning)


That's how I nearly died in disobedience to my parents and the school authority.
That was my source of phobia for swimming. Can't even go close to a water body.

Bluehawk:
me and my brothers usually hide in a perfectly functioning fridge during hide and seek.. or we hide in a drum full of water and will still use that water to cook later...

let's see.. tried to torture a spider with our electric socket..

climbed to the outer part of the gather on our verandah and pretend I was simbah's father about to fall..
smoke paper cigarette
.pour water on our stairs to see if someone would fall.

we were evil children..pretty amazing none of us died.. my younger brother fell from our upstairs and didn't die..tho he fainted 4 like 20 mins..

played batman and sumer man with my mother's wrapper tied onto our neck then jump from table to table while pretending to fly..
play a game where one person would climb and hold the fan while someone else switched on the ceiling fan and how long you can spin..
play another game where you sit in our cold fridge and someone else would sit on it until you start knocking on the lid for them to free you..
played wrestling from our window where one person lies down and the other person jumps on the bed..
compete with my elder brothers' bycicle to see who could pull off a perfect turn at high speed in the parlour..
stone ourselves with slippers.he with most hits wins..jesus...!! now that I think of it we should have died.. and our parents never knew

lexiconkabir:

What?!!

Were you hungry or what?

Demmzy15:
Fought with my teacher!

Demmzy15:
Fought with my teacher!

lexiconkabir:
Thank God she could later see with that eye, at some point she almost had this "quarter to four" eye, God saved her, but I sure received beatings from my teachers, my mum and my dad.


My teachers because they received insults for not being able to keep watch on kids.

My mum because they mother came to fight my mother.

My dad because he was the payer of the medication.


Now I don't know if these were the reasons why they beat me, but till today that's what I still think.

lexiconkabir:


My primary 6 that is 10years old..... Was too young for the beatings right?

Demmzy15:
Uktee it was stupidity o I bled fah.

udatso:

Hahahha. I actually tortured a lizard too. But mine was to inject water in and out. Until it was so weak to move then I set it on fire.

RABIUSHILE04:


For COMMAND wey I go..u don 'KU' be that o! But u go be Alpacino for hostel till you como skul!!!!

RABIUSHILE04:


Me don knw teletele say 'Demmzy' na JUGUNU!!!!

Me don knw teletele say 'Demmzy' na JUGUNU!!!!

Egbon I dey run from fight now o, ask rilwayne001!

udatso:


Demmzy15

Yeeeiiii, thank God for you o

Demmzy15:
Egbon I dey run from fight now o, ask rilwayne001!

udatso:

Hahahha. I actually tortured a lizard too. But mine was to inject water in and out. Until it was so weak to move then I set it on fire.

Yeah! I remember kidnapping a chick during the rainy season. I then force it to swim, most times they drowned and I then began to press the belly and give it "mouth to mouth".

I also tortured cockraches, sentenced many to death by hanging, beheading and stakes(with toothpicks)

May Allaah forgive us all!