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10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by tyokunbo(m): 2:37pm On Oct 14, 2016
The inspiration for this story comes from 10 Types of Assistant Girl Friends by Collinsflex, published during the week.

Everybody is talking about the girl friend, what about the sugar mummy, who forms part of the popular

SOURCE:https://abiolaadetokunbo./2016/10/14/10-types-of-sugar-mummies-that-exist-in-nigeria/

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Sugar Mummy Cash Madams: These are the big women in the country. She has cash and lives the high life - money, cars, jewelries, and houses. Her husband is one of the millionaires in the city but doesn't have time for her because he has plenty of other women at his beck and call. For the Sugar Mummy Cash Madam, the young bobo is the ultimate solution for her need for affection. She'll lavish him with cash gifts and whatever he wants, but he must not have a girl friend. Go against this law, the life of the young man is worth less than a rat's.

Sugar Mummy Night Caller: We all know this one. They come calling at about twelve in the night, when you're supposed to be with your girl friend. There's no reason for the call, as they keep saying the same things: how are you doing?, are you missing me?, are you thinking of me? And all other trash. However, the smart man should know it's all a ruse. They just want to check whether you're with a girl friend. Beware of them, because they're the jealous type, very deadly. You might end up coughing out all the money she has sent to you through your bank account and you're back to square one.

Sugar Mummy Hotel Crawler: This type doesn't care to know where you live; she prefers you meet her at the hotel. She knows the best hotels in the city; the safe ones and the ones that will cause palavar. She believes in the saying "Enjoy your money while you're alive." She'll order all manner of food for you, ranging from local and continental dishes. You'll become a slave to wine and beer. If you're fond of the high life, your girl friend is in a very serious trouble. You'll be carried away by the sugar mummy, who will take you from her.

Sugar Mummy Etisalat: They keep calling you, every time, to know where you are. She's like an attacking midfielder, always putting you on your toes. She's more efficient than Mikel Obi. Even if you go to the toilet, she'll want to know where you are. You need spiritual deliverance from this type of sugar mummy, because she'll block any sweet sixteen from entering your life. Why? She wants to keep you to herself one hundred and ten percent.

Sugar Mummy Food Allowance: The mantra of this type is Control The Stomach You Control the Man. So they bombard you with all types of food: snacks from Mr. Biggs, delicacies from Tantalizer, stuffs from KFC. In a way, she's like Sugar Mummy Hotel Crawler, only she never visits the hotel. That is a no go area. One of her husband's friends may see her. Ultimately, her aim is to win your stomach with the best food money can buy. May God save you if you happen to be the type who is impressed with fine food.

Sugar Mummy All Weather: She knows you have a girl friend but doesn't really care. She believes she can win. She'll put herself at your disposal at any place: in the hotel, in the car park, in the toilet, in the bedroom, in the living room. She'll give you free access to her inner chamber. This is for a reason. She wants to tire you so you won't have time for your "one and only." Her aim is to make your girl friend get angry and scram so she can have you to herself.

Sugar Mummy Party Lover: She is a real party cat. She knows all the happening places in the city, and she wants you to accompany her so she can pose with you. She'll never allow you rest at weekends. You'll always be at one party or the other. But be very careful. Behind all her razzmatazz, she has a secret agenda. She wants to keep you so busy at weekends that you won't have time to think of any other girl.

Sugar Mummy Anytime I want You: This type is more dangerous than the witches in your village. She's the type that calls you when your girl friend is around. She has a charm making her know you're with your lover. That's the time she wants you to come and see her for a "roll in the hay sack." You need great anointing to escape from her nefarious plans.

Sugar Mummy Great Cook: She doesn't care about hotels and all that bullshit. She's either divorced or a widow. Her greatest ambition is to ensnare you with her culinary talents. They're like Sugar Mummy Food Allowance, only they want to do the cooking. Beware they don't "jazz" up your food in their plan of snatching you from your girl friend.

Sugar Mummy Anti-Christ: These ones are like cats. You won't know their true intentions until you've sold your soul to the devil. They want to see you only when it's time for church, so you can't hear the words of God about adultery and fornication. They're not spiritual wives but just scared of losing you, especially when you're the "holy" type. In any case, don't be deceived. They want to separate not only from your girl friend but God as well.

SOURCE: https://abiolaadetokunbo./2016/10/14/10-types-of-sugar-mummies-that-exist-in-nigeria/

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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by ademasta(m): 2:38pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Julietcutie(f): 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by soberdrunk(m): 2:55pm On Oct 14, 2016
What of "Sugar mummy supermarket"?--This type of sugarmummy owms the major supermarket on the street where you live and keeps flirting with you whenever you go to buy groceries angry angry angry
Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Julietcutie(f): 3:43pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Julietcutie(f): 3:45pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Adebash01(m): 3:54pm On Oct 14, 2016
sugar mummy, sugar mummy and I have never found one, OK

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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by jam3s: 7:28pm On Oct 22, 2016
hi, are you looking for a sugarmum or sugardad agent. contact us on : 08089214053.
Our link ups are free. call or text now and get connected.

NO CHARGE INVOLVE AND NO CREDIT INVOLVE.

but terms&conditions are apply. LEGIT.....
Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Darablog(m): 12:11am On Aug 02, 2018
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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 02, 2018
You forgot the most important. The crazy nymphomaniacs.
Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by don4real18(m): 7:33am On Aug 02, 2018
jam3s:
hi, are you looking for a sugarmum or sugardad agent. contact us on : 08089214053.
Our link ups are free. call or text now and get connected.

NO CHARGE INVOLVE AND NO CREDIT INVOLVE.

but terms&conditions are apply. LEGIT.....
You forgot to add that the terms and conditions includes a non-refundable agreement fee grin

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Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by baralatie(m): 12:58am On Jan 04, 2019
nothing like sugar mommy etisalat.she does not exist in this part of the world
Re: 10 Types Of Sugar Mummies That Exist In Nigeria by CheedyJ(m): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2019
jam3s:
hi, are you looking for a sugarmum or sugardad agent. contact us on : 08089214053.
Our link ups are free. call or text now and get connected.

NO CHARGE INVOLVE AND NO CREDIT INVOLVE.

but terms&conditions are apply. LEGIT.....
Local scammer... Hook me up for free & I will sort u thereafter..

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