Dear President Buhari and his excellency's "Kitchen" cabinet. Permit me sir to remind you and your kitchen (sorry, meant cabinet. Can't blame me yeah) of what we didn't bargain for when we decided to Change the government.
I for one didn't vote you in so you'd later ask me to change myself, i did that when i decided to brave the elements and the trigger happy security men to vote.
Now what are we getting? Nepotism, Kidnappings, Recession, Inflation, Insurgency (Oh yes, its not been won like you've been made to believe), Unemployment, Hunger, Genocide, Clamp-down on freedom of speech, General cluelessness in policy.
No this wasnt what i voted for and i believe i speak for millions of people (almajiri included) that voted for you. Like your wife warned and you ridiculed, fear the anger of the #15million and we don't all belong to the kitchen... Now that i've finished venting lemme get back to the EPL