As I borrowed a friend's 2010 Toyota Camry, feeling fly with my self as I have arrived (at least other drivers didn't know it wasn't mine) I was determined to show the world how fast my V6 368hp was, the fastest car in the world.
While cruising at 100km from Kubwa making my way to maitama this Sunday morning, I was dusting a lot of cars leaving them behind and it felt good, I even made mince meat of Benz E350, it didn't occur to me that if a driver is determined to race you then you will know car pass car.
Looking at my rear view mirror I saw this shark like car coming close, closer and then their it was, a Kia optima, I laughed, increased my speed to 120,this car didn't budge, 130, the car was on MA tail, OK no problem shebi you wan chichumchin at 150km/h, this car didn't budge, and the driver was determined to show me, now side by side, a little glimpse at the reckless driver gave me a shocker that would forever be a nightmare, a woman, my heart raced.
I needed to protect my self esteem and keep my Ego intact, I pushed my baby to 160km/h damning the outcome, moved to the middle Lane to make it easy to maneuver. At 180km/h the optima was backing down and I was already afraid, I consoled my self that I would have won if I could keep up my "ahead position" getting close to katampe where the Coca-Cola billboard was fixed near the turn off.
Checking my rear mirror and left side mirror, the optima was no where to be found, about to check my right, something swished past me, I was nearing 190km/h I didn't want to cross that cause the handling at that speed is suicidal but that cursed optima was going, going, going passed my targeted finish line and didn't wait to say good bye. I was lucky enough to see 2.0T hitched on the boot.
If you know you are the woman in this story, I have a W12 engine waiting to race you. If you are not afraid of the challenge, let's meet same day, same time I need to boost my ego back.

Whizpeter:
Now this was funny...

LadyMercedes this sounds like you.. Dunno if you drive a Kia tho..

Or was that Mrs. GAZZUZZ with one of the Kia??

Readonee35L:
Is this not Nurey's story??
I know this story belongs to nurey because of the w12 written under .
Nurey and Phaeton na 5and6

See as them plagiarize my friend story go put for Facebook they claim another person glory.
Hmmmm.
I think I will add that guy up on Facebook

Link to original post www.nairaland.com/3403318/see-why-should-never-drive
Gazzuzz abeg show.

MSItachi:
I saw this on a friend's Facebook

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Re: See Why You Should Never Drive Your Car On Empty Tank by nurey(m): 2:15pm On Oct 12
I have a feeling this thread would ride to front page in a G-wagon Biturbo engine

If this makes front page, I will tell the story of how I was beaten by a mare I4 with my V6 3xxhp.

The story.
As I borrowed a friend's 2010 Toyota Camry, feeling fly with my self as I have arrived (at least other drivers didn't know it wasn't mine) I was determined to show the world how fast my V6 368hp was, the fastest car in the world.
While cruising at 100km from CMS making my way to oshodi this Sunday morning, I was dusting a lot of cars leaving them behind and it feels good, I even made mince meat of Benz E350,didnt occur to me if a driver is determined to race you then you will know car pass car.

Looking at my rear view mirror I saw this shark like car coming close, closer and then their it was, a Kia optima, I laughed, increased my speed to 120,this car didn't budge, 130, the car was on MA tail, OK no problem shebi you wan chichumchin at 150km/h,this car didn't budge, and the driver was determined to show me, now side by side, a little glimpse at the reckless driver gave me a shocker that would forever be a night mare, a woman, my heart raced.

I needed to protect my self esteem and keep my Ego intact, I pushed my baby to 160km/h damning the outcome, moved to the middle Lane to make it easy to maneuver. At 180km/h the optima was backing down and I was already afraid, I consoled my self that I would have won if I could keep up my "ahead position" getting close to iyanoworo where the airtel billboard was fixed on an island.

Checking my rear mirror and left side mirror, the optima was no where to be found about to check my right, something swish pass me, I was nearing 190km/h I didn't want to pass that cause the handling at that speed is suicidal the optima was going, going, going passed my targeted finish line and didn't wait to say good bye. I was lucky enough to see 2.0T hitched on the boot.

If you know you are the woman in this story, I have a W12 engine waiting to race you. If you are not afraid of the challenge, let's meet same day, same time I need to boost my ego back.
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Ya friend is kwarupt

Whizpeter:
Now this was funny...

LadyMercedes this sounds like you.. Dunno if you drive a Kia tho..

Or was that Mrs. GAZZUZZ with one of the Kia??

9jaBloke:
First, car-racing is pointless; except u are in a competition. Racing someone you don't know on a Nigerian road, in a borrowed car very dense.

Secondly you were up against a Turbo-charged 245 Horsepower performance car that can go from 0 to 63 mph (100kph) in 7.3 seconds and 0 to 93 mph (150kph) in 15.6 seconds ...and u were driving what? a 2010 Toyota Camry??

You get luck say Muscle get balance.

kingreign:


Wrong stats bro.

LadyMercedes:


Lol! No, I don't drive a Kia. I drive a Honda.

Also, I don't drive that slow. If I was the one driving that Kia, I'd have passed that guy in the blink of an eye.

9jaBloke:


Your point??

mejai:
hmmn... toyota camry v6@ 368hp. who has my koboko? I know u meant to type 268. well n.a. turbo u dey race with. moreover, u get bad mind o.


a friend's car for buhari sake....

iyisco2001:

I swear, I was thinking same.
Mrs Gazzuzz doesn't look like one who could do that anyway.
I'll say it's Ladymercedes.

I also think nurey really is kin on daring the undareable.
I remember a thread he opened about buying a power bike

*sarcasm

kingreign:

Read my post again

Whizpeter:


It probably could be Nurey up against Mrs. GAZZUZZ and they/we don't know sef!! Lol

iyisco2001:

But, that nurey guy though.
Anyway, I am waiting for the result of the rematch.
Remember to call Lagos emergency team beforehand.

9jaBloke:
First, car-racing is pointless; except u are in a competition. Racing someone you don't know on a Nigerian road, in a borrowed car is very dense.

Secondly you were up against a Turbo-charged 245 Horsepower performance car that can go from 0 to 63 mph (100kph) in 7.3 seconds and 0 to 93 mph (150kph) in 15.6 seconds...and u were driving what? a 2010 Toyota Camry??

You get luck say Muscle get balance.

oliidell:


You are so right. Don't mind the guy. How do you expect a regular camry to move faster than a performance car built for speed

LadyMercedes:


Lol! No, I don't drive a Kia. I drive a Honda.

Also, I don't drive that slow. If I was the one driving that Kia, I'd have passed that guy in the blink of an eye.

oliidell:

You are so right. Don't mind the guy. How do you expect a regular camry to move faster than a performance car built for speed

nurey:


Bros no be my fault I didn't know there was even a turbo engine used by kia/Hyundai. Bros I was using V6 Camry, I thought only the same year Accord V6 or Benz or Nissan would pose a challenge. When I saw 2.0T and am still at 190km/h and I couldn't even catch up, I just gave up

oliidell:


Lol. Yea car brands and engine sizes matter but some auto are designed for speed. 4th Generation Kia Optimas are Turbocharged race cars. Btw u shud drop that habit, I'm telling u from experience, it's fun but very risky.