Nigerians and their respective way of thinking. I can also bet 90% of those reading who will be reading this piece are guilty of this including myself


1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are dating,

2. If a guy tells a lady to come, he wants to woo her,

3. All old women looking unkempt are witches,

4. Anybody that is too rich has done money ritual,

5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out the clinic before people will start thinking she went for an abortion,

6. Every politician embezzles money,

7. All wealthy men have joined the occultist group,

8. All lawyers are liars,

9. Philosophers are not Godly

10. If a pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using hand of god (Jazz),

11. If somebody is in the university, he or she is better than those in polytechnic and colleges of Education,

12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati,

13. All Traders do cheat,

14. All men are wicked or all men are the same,

15. If you don't come to church one Sunday, you have started backsliding,

16. If you walk with confidence, you are proud,

17. If you decide to always be alone, you have evil spirit members,

18. If you always answer question in class, you are the teacher's or lecturer's boy/girl,

19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji,

20. All Ijebu's did money ritual.

21. Add yours

Almost true laced with iota of truth in some cases.

McBrooklyn:


Lol, make lalasticlala catch you

Na him dey supervise the crew. Double lala with stick at the middle

I see

That is what actually made us Nigerians

Actually....i find myself only gulity of no11....even as I know its not true,I still struggle to grasp it firmly

Hmm

.

Most people reading what I post didn't read the op post

Every young man that is doing well and have a ride in his early 2os or mid 2os without a job is a yahoo.. Yahoo guy..

If you are not yet a varsity undergraduate, your future is not yet bright.
If you are not dating, you are either wanking or kpashing oloshos or you are a gay.

[size=14pt]that's why we are Nigerians, we are wonderful people. No country in the world can take that from us[/size]

Obviously we have made ourselves to be thinking liked dat

Proudly Naija #IStandWithCucumber

Nigeria, good people great nation

Every YORUBA man likes AMALA

Every ijebu did ritual ? Well well not all of them maybe 98% of ijebus did ritual shaa

1. The first thing to do after entering a banking hall is to tell the last person on the queue ''I'm behind you".

2. When you tell a lady stranger ''excuse me'', you want to toast her.

3. Gambling is a sin.

10001. A richer guy will make a better husband than an average or poor guy.
10002. Guys with bigger dlcks are better lovers.
10003. IBO people love money to a fault.i
10004. Lagos belongs to Yorubas.

I saw a lady buying cucumber today...if u see d kind thought wey cross ma mind hen ...

I still dey pray for for forgiveness

k

So true

All Nigerians abroad (UK, USA, Canada, etc) are rich

All Nigeria ladies going to Dubai is a runs girl

All Nigeria ladies with an anklet or double piecing is a lesbian

All Nigeria musicians are wealthy

All Nigeria fair ladies are body bleachers

Anyone wearing glasses in Nigeria are smart and very intelligent

All Hausa men are illiterate and easy to deceive

All Yorubas are very dirty and unkempt

All Ibos love money and will do anything for it

All Nigerian ladies in Italy are prostitutes

Everybody in Warri nah jaguda and wayward

Any Nigerian using an iPhone is a fraudster

And most awkwardly, All Nairalanders believe lalasticlala is a robot, Mndy44 is a tyrant and Seun is a Billionaire.

Op,
If you do a thorough investigation, you'll see that most of them are true.

Buhari is Nigeria's messiah