Okay, so I got kicked out of "retirement,"
And suddenly I'm on the prowl again.
And this time, I ain’t bringing the old bricks from the erstwhile house.
Lest I build the same pitiful edifice and end up in a "haunted home!"
So where them daughters of Eve?
Nota bene, if to this call, you must heed,
You must understand, I ain’t got patience for drama queens.

I was with some broad some time ago.
And I noticed, this light-hearted broad wore a long face.
Me be like, "Bae, what's wrong? You ain't always like this."
She be like snapping and saying, "I'm fine!"
In my mind, me be like, God! Here we go again.
So me prodded further, more softly, "My dear, you can talk to me, about whatever it is."
But raising her voice, "I SAID I"M FINE!!!!!!"
Then like I've been hit by a thunderbolt,
With eyes wide, me nodded and said, "Okay"
Buh back in my mind, me said, "You can bounce so hard till your knees hit your forehead for all I care."
Brought out my Blackberry and pinged my nigga.
So the chat began...
As the silent night wore on, me got up and said "gi-night", pecked her and walked away.
If she cussed, barked or bit, me didn't know.
Cos, My earphones were in my ears and banging loud with Kanye West's "Barry Bonds"
Next morning... Me called this broad to say hello.
Buh you know how it is with these broads,
Dial after dial after dial after dial after dial, no answer.
Soon, I got a ping from my nigga asking me to meet him at our usual spot at night.
Then I thought, Bubbllie, you still on the prowl.
So that evening, while yarning and blabbing with my nigga,
I got introduced to some other broad there at the bar.
8pm, while me, my nigga with this some-other-broad was sipping slow and gisting loud,
Vexed broad called and she be like, "You are not caring at all."
In a voice feeling like she's been sobbing, "You are not even nice."
"Where are you? I can hear some loud music sounds over the phone...."
Me be like, "Sorry please, who am I speaking with?"
Blah! Blah! Blah! Yada.., yada.., yada...
Well my friends, y’all know how this kinda story ends.
I'm still on the prowl..,

God!!! I feel so stupid for treading a fool's path.




Anyways, won't be the only one.
The guy below me is worse than I am...

And the trend goes down...

Lest I forget, the worst stupid is he who will read my comment without commenting...

A fool's path?

Bluezy13:
God!!! I feel so stupid for treading a fool's path.




Anyways, won't be the only one.
The guy below me is worse than I am...

And the trend goes down...

Lest I forget, the worst stupid is he who will read my comment without commenting...