Only God will punish that stupid human looklike living in a dustbin

anyway before i start the mods that put in priso for a week just 20mins after i came out if thesame prison, hope you are now the commissioner of police


Anyway after the initial carriage of cement upandan a 3storey i building to make sure i dont die of hunger in this recession(fvck buhari ) i decided to reach house chop food because mama bombom don close shop today...

So on my way home i decided to take a shorter route not knowing it will be the route to my worst demise, oya naaa naso i enter this street just dey waka on my own, one fine sweet fresh woman, omoh i am telling you nicki minaj, kim k and co be nothing compared to this lady, omoh this girl carry up down left and right every guy just dey look am dey pass, me sef nobi execption naaa......



ok naa with sweat wey dey all my body from the hot son to the smell from carrying cement upandan, naso i carry myself fall ontop mad woman wey dey sell orange, na him she pick fight with me, people come gather tell loom us even the fine girl, as i put my hand for pocket make i use my days work money pay am, na en i no see the money again...i begin beg omoh dem don steal my money oh but this woman no gree.she don tear all my cloth finish

To my utmost suprise that fine lady na en wey come pay the woman money.....yes it true the lady paid it....
soo all and all as crowed don disperce i use style collect the woman number, because me think say she don like me

So two days later i come call make she come, she come tell me say she dey come in 30mins, Omoh that time na only me na me, see free yanshing naa for this buhari era....naso i come prepare arrange room finish come wait make she show, omoh to my surprise 40mins later this girl don show looking soo sweet and hot, life just dey sweet me eh, not knowing what i was going into

Lemmr skip the lame part of the rubbishes we talk about and go straight to what happened next,and important part.......

So as i make move make i begin yansh am naaa, next thing this girl tear her cloth na so i move back i think say na all this hardcore ladies, she come begin dance one kind useless dance like that wey me sef no understand, omoh na there i know say somethong dey wrong, as make move make i run this girl grab me, come begin dey urinate everywere..omoh i tell my sef that you are busy reading this nonsense that i dont even know how i started it and how i will end it, o mean wtf the story is just crap, shiits like that only happen in nigerian movies gosh

anyway i woke up today looking for who to waste 5mins of their life...am sorry it had to be you..
Thanks and bye

op, well done you hear .. Why don't you use this your good writing skills to do better thing Rather than constitute nuisance. Just saying

I love the story

Guy use your talent wisely! O NICE STORY

I pity u.

Waiting for nairaland slappers to come and help me slap this op.

Well I guess the person below me should help me do dat

Congrats, you succeeded in wasting 1 minute of My life

I applaud You

I learnt something from this story

the funniest part is that.. Mtcheww nvm

what kind of fuckery is this

Iyalaya e, omo weyrey

Orisirisi

Hehehe guy