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The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by draftmaster: 7:46pm On Nov 03, 2016
APC 1:1-12

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From
The Book
Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12 ....


1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would
punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily
oppressed.
.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made
them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land
before the coming year began.
.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew
restless
with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they
had prospered, so that he would not have the
office of the president again, but rather
resented it.
.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid
siege to the north, and slew of the people
three and twenty thousand, intending to
set up a kingdom which would be ruled by
Islam.

5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered
not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust
him out of the throne, and made Buhari
president in his stead.

6. Buhari was seventy and two years old when
he began to reign. He reigned one and a half
years in Nigeria, and the land became
impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and
yorubites began murmuring against the
President

7. But the President continued to persecute
also a few of the people, accusing them and
casting them into prison. Thus, the
opposition was subdued, the people could not
find bread and rice to eat and there was
hunger in the
land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as
the president heard this he began to travel
around d the world and in the middle of his
reign he launched a campaign to say to the
people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a
disagreement between the president and his
household. And the woman of his 'old age
(not youth)' chastised
him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods
want to remove from position he first makes
deaf', as he no longer
listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away
land with the Germans, he rebuked her and
reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying
"while he belongs to everybody and nobody,
'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room
and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly
caused division in the land among its
inhabitants..

12. Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not
in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty
fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has
goofed and it's now "to your tents oh
Nigerians!

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Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by talktonase(m): 7:48pm On Nov 03, 2016
Chai bubu and apc are finished
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by Bossontop(m): 7:57pm On Nov 03, 2016
Heheh!! Good one pastor

Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by Baawaa(m): 8:14pm On Nov 03, 2016
And PDP continue to fail
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by basingstoke: 8:45pm On Nov 03, 2016
GU gaga GU gaga
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by pchukwudi: 9:03pm On Nov 03, 2016
ROTF grin grin grin grin
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by PointB: 1:09pm On Nov 04, 2016
Nice attempt Op,

Well done.
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by Nobody: 9:08pm On Nov 04, 2016
Baawaa:
And PDP continue to fail
The broom will continue to divide
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by Chikpat(m): 9:43pm On Nov 04, 2016
draftmaster:

APC 1:1-12

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From
The Book
Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12 ....


1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would
punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily
oppressed.
.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made
them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land
before the coming year began.
.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew
restless
with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they
had prospered, so that he would not have the
office of the president again, but rather
resented it.
.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid
siege to the north, and slew of the people
three and twenty thousand, intending to
set up a kingdom which would be ruled by
Islam.

5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered
not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust
him out of the throne, and made Buhari
president in his stead.

6. Buhari was seventy and two years old when
he began to reign. He reigned one and a half
years in Nigeria, and the land became
impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and
yorubites began murmuring against the
President

7. But the President continued to persecute
also a few of the people, accusing them and
casting them into prison. Thus, the
opposition was subdued, the people could not
find bread and rice to eat and there was
hunger in the
land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as
the president heard this he began to travel
around d the world and in the middle of his
reign he launched a campaign to say to the
people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a
disagreement between the president and his
household. And the woman of his 'old age
(not youth)' chastised
him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods
want to remove from position he first makes
deaf', as he no longer
listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away
land with the Germans, he rebuked her and
reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying
"while he belongs to everybody and nobody,
'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room
and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly
caused division in the land among its
inhabitants..

12. Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not
in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty
fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has
goofed and it's now "to your tents oh
Nigerians!


Cracking a joke or smthng wt d bible?

May God forgive u kos u donot knw wat u r doin.
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by ganye1: 10:52pm On Nov 04, 2016
talktonase:
Chai bubu and apc are finished
Is he not Nigeria's president anymore?
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by braimeddy: 7:43am On Nov 11, 2016
Show me anything biblical that was written in the post
Chikpat:



Cracking a joke or smthng wt d bible?

May God forgive u kos u donot knw wat u r doin.
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by Nobody: 8:31am On Nov 11, 2016
I belong to everyone and no one(with strong emphasis on the no one)

Truly the results 2014 national conference is nothing but a book and belong to the archives.

I don't know which party my wife belongs to but eh, she belongs to my kitchen, my living room and the other room.

Bubu the property sharer. Always telling us what belongs to where and who.
Re: The Gospel According To The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verses 1 - 12 by KingNom(m): 6:43pm On Nov 12, 2016
THE NIGERIA SOLUTION: A MIND RE-DRIVE
Greetings to You Dear Mr. President, our Political Office Holders and my Fellow Nigerians, I suggest we make the best use of this tenure to fix the basic FOUNDATIONAL PROBLEM to all our problems as an emerging Great Country: the AVERAGE NIGERIAN MINDSET! Here we can fix the many issues of our Country by using 'ONE STONE to kill a thousand birds'.
Nigeria was not as bad as this, we started becoming like this when we started *THINKING WRONGLY *
Let us use the MIND RE-DRIVE STRATEGY. This is by renewing the minds of Nigerians (as many are with respect to Integrity, corrupt) through an AGGRESSIVE value reorientation campaign using all forms of Public and Private Agencies and media; Tv, radio, internet Print media, even the movies, musical artistes etc.
If the President through his powers ( with our Governors and other Political office holders) together with the teeming population can reproduce an 'Integrity' mindset in the average citizen, his work will be made much more easy in fixing Nigeria, cutting down the giant tree of Nigeria problems from its MAIN ROOT.
'Get a person to think of doing a thing AND he will ACTUALLY and ENTHUSIASTICALLY do it.' Get the Nigerian person to think of doing the right thing righlty AND he will ACTUALLY and ENTHUSIASTICALLY do the right thing rightly.'
Then will we have many 'high integrity persons' almost everywhere, fixing Nigeria. This way, the 'REAL POSITIVE CHANGE' will be deeply entrenched and sustainable for future generations.
It will surely take us time and much sacrifice, but we will get there if we persist!
A tree cannot make a forest alone, BUT CAN, through reproduction. Just Imagine if every Nigerian was thinking and acting with integrity at the various levels of our society, how our Country will be, Paradise!
If we fix our 'Integrity' values as individuals and as a Country, God helping us; Nigeria will become Paradise! _St. Nom S.
Pls share till it reaches everyone, We can be Great again, even Greater than ever before!!

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