Cucumber crew should be here soon

cucumber Ti take over

Op, you need slap to reset your brain. Am sure you were on Sk and monkey tail when you typed this shit. smh

7 of the benefits on this list talks about sex

kenonze:
The most over hyped fruit /vegetable.


I still prefer the real thing to these emotionless objects

You sabi better thing, still don't understand how people enjoy inserting things to themselves and touching themselves.

I only see encrypted message

lalasticlala needs two months ban 4 promoting immorality

who's with me?

I won't lie since the scandal i dey fear cucumber

Thank you I i know you mean well but who cucumber help?

dollyjoy:
I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

See your life! Somebody's future wife.

dollyjoy:
I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

Mama the mama

dollyjoy:
I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

send me ur Accnt number

Cucu! sweetest if combined with groundnuts, use to share it with my sis it was fun. She's married now.

sanpipita:


You sabi better thing, still don't understand how people enjoy inserting things to themselves and touching themselves.

Dude, he's talking about the health benefits, what then are you saying

dovelike:
7 of the benefits on this list talks about sex

Trying so hard to understand that, i only understood the health benefits, how did you get to understand yours?

If you want to give birth to a male... Eat lots of cucumber...

CarlyX8:

Trying so hard to understand that, i only understood the health benefits, how did you get to understand yours?

Share? Heartbreak? Size? Availability? Fit in your bag to make it handy? Fill you up What do you mean?

dovelike:

Share? Heartbreak? Size? Availability? Fit in your bag to make it handy? Fill you up What do you mean?

Well that heartbreak part i truly don't understand, others still fit the cucu benefits. Anyways anything goes

Le Cucumber c'est bon nourriture o

Please when is cucumber going out of season in Nigeria? So that we men can prove our mettle to our women.That vegetable is a big threat o!

CarlyX8:

Well that heartbreak part i truly don't understand, others still fit the cucu benefits. Anyways anything goes

Thank you

Why is it that na guys come carry this cucumber matter for head
When they are having quality time with their Vaseline, most women don't give a fu(k about that

I know a lot of guys are scared that they will be soon replaced by cucumber, but the truth is that it is not gonna happen because most girls still love romance and cucumber can never give us that.
In the words of Mary Jane Paul, "a woman needs to be touched, and needs to feel loved, no body wants to mastorbate for the rest of their lives"

So please this cucumber joke don old, die it.

dollyjoy:
I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

You're lying and you know it. Girls prefer cucumber over dicck. Is dicck becoming useless in this generation?

abdulahi001:
Please this cucumber this and that posts should stop for now, because the more negative attention given to it, the more you spoil business for poor gentle ladies making daily living off it.

It increases sales, I even plan going into the business like the one attached

With the way cucumber is trending these days, naija musicians will begin to sing about it; even nollywood will make movies of it.
Naija I hail thee

coldsummer:
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[makes rice taste really good

Explain

dollyjoy:
I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

Lol...as funny as it sounds, tis the truth!

small small cucu don take our place ooh

dangotesmummy:
Men's latest threat and rival

You see your lives outside. Ordinary cucumber is replacing phenese and it's even doing a good job better than what phenese will do

Mama dangote are u telling me that cucumba does it better than baba Dangote?

Very dry info

goshen26:


Mama dangote are u telling me that cucumba does it better than baba Dangote?

yes o

Please buy 100 naira cucumber for me jare

dangotesmummy:
yes o

Please buy 100 naira cucumber for me jare

I won't b part of that ma