IYA NGBALI:

yes just like one can find a virgin in a maternity ward

IYA NGBALI:

yes just like one can find a virgin in a maternity ward

yep! it's possible! probably a nurse.

@nich:

I too gbadun you jare. Correct answer! LOL

nich:

yep! it's possible! probably a nurse.

U wish!!

Nurse?

Quoted by Abbey_city

LMAO!!!! Gabry u mean he don worn-out ??

Quoted by: na2day

unlike u, i am very much up to date product with today's technology but u i found at the discount corner. the only reason why i am looking for these out of date women is for the purpose of recycling, just playing my part to keep the earth green

Up to date ke? U be robot? I might be at discount corner but you are from Yaba Market Buy 1 Free 1

Recycle eh? Wetin be you? Garbage machine abi?

ive been askin so peeps 2 be my friends on dis land but kept been turned down~

so NO I Havent and wont seek any parthner from nland~

you nefa ready

Yes u can!

I dont know about that, but i doubt that anybody can find a dead (or death) partner here.

mavenbox:

I dont know about that, but i doubt that anybody can find a dead (or death) partner here.

Nich. . .!

patwhizkid:

Nich. . .!

You found nich?

Congrats!

Lmao!

na2day?:

unlike u, i am very much up to date product with today's technology but u i found at the discount corner. the only reason why i am looking for these out of date women is for the purpose of recycling, just playing my part to keep the earth green 

[s]Area Father Himself, the only resident in solitary confinement of Aro Mental Institution confirmed [/s]


Boo Pastor Na2day of the Everlasting Endtime Hand of God Church, you only deserve the best so you need a wife who is equally as holy and selfless as you, so search no more, IT IS WRITTEN THAT I IS YOUR WIFEY AND IT IS A DONE DEAL - I CAN'T QUESTION GOD SO HAVE ACCEPTED IT, YOU SHOULDN'T TOO

Besides you are only the reason I go to Church 9 days a week and the only reason I pray 27 hours a day so all I have to do is to wait for further prompt from God for the day he would be installing me in my rightful position beside you, as Mrs Na2day 


Musing to self, all my prayers have not been in vain, Unitee has been exterminated for good, wow so God answers prayers like this, hmmn who is next on my hitlist

190.yaris:

ive been askin so peeps 2 be my friends on dis land but kept been turned down~

so NO I Havent and wont seek any parthner from nland~

Why seek for a partner in the first place when you already have me Ain't I woman enough for you, you this greedy so and so

busybody20:

Yes u can! 

O ma shey oh My Honourable fellow yabaleft resident is at it again Yes u can ko, yes we can ni, na Obama convention you think we dey


Told Doctor Jonas to try that new medication normally intended to pacify wild horses on her but he didn't listen to me because he thought I was only recommending it to her to spite her, unbeknown to him that I am only doing it for love, now she is hallucinating that she can meet someone here on NL, as if

I found Busy_body on NL oh, and we never divorce yet

whitelexi:

I found Busy_body on NL oh, and we never divorce yet

Divorce ke, abeg tell the haters loff


Hello my sweet meatloaf, my one and only sugarplum Where have you been all this while, you know I can't sleep without hearing your voice or seeing you, I couldn't even eat or breath, but now that I have heard from you, I can stop holding my breath now

why not.if its true love.i know a couple of people who found their better half on N/L

nich:

have you met their mothers?   

singing: .  .  . you're dealing dangerously .  .  .

don't intend to  

Gabry:

LMAO!!!! Gabry u mean he don worn-out ??

     

unlike u, i am very much up to date product with today's technology but u i found at the discount corner. the only reason why i am looking for these out of date women is for the purpose of recycling, just playing my part to keep the earth green    

Up to date ke? U be robot?   I might be at discount corner but you are from Yaba Market Buy 1 Free 1

Recycle eh? Wetin be you? Garbage machine abi?  

obviously u have never been to iyaba market, it is buy 1 pay for 2  

Busy_body:


[s]Area Father Himself, the only resident in solitary confinement of Aro Mental Institution confirmed [/s]


Boo Pastor Na2day of the Everlasting Endtime Hand of God Church, you only deserve the best so you need a wife who is equally as holy and selfless as you, so search no more, IT IS WRITTEN THAT I IS YOUR WIFEY AND IT IS A DONE DEAL - I CAN'T QUESTION GOD SO HAVE ACCEPTED IT, YOU SHOULDN'T TOO

Besides you are only the reason I go to Church 9 days a week and the only reason I pray 27 hours a day so all I have to do is to wait for further prompt from God for the day he would be installing me in my rightful position beside you, as Mrs Na2day 


Musing to self, all my prayers have not been in vain, Unitee has been exterminated for good, wow so God answers prayers like this, hmmn who is next on my hitlist




Why seek for a partner in the first place when you already have me Ain't I woman enough for you, you this greedy so and so





O ma shey oh My Honourable fellow yabaleft resident is at it again Yes u can ko, yes we can ni, na Obama convention you think we dey


Told Doctor Jonas to try that new medication normally intended to pacify wild horses on her but he didn't listen to me because he thought I was only recommending it to her to spite her, unbeknown to him that I am only doing it for love, now she is hallucinating that she can meet someone here on NL, as if  

the good lawd said i have a 30day return policy, so i have actually returned u back to him to be properly installed next to lord lexi  

Busy_body:


Divorce ke, abeg tell the haters loff


Hello my sweet meatloaf, my one and only sugarplum Where have you been all this while, you know I can't sleep without hearing your voice or seeing you, I couldn't even eat or breath, but now that I have heard from you, I can stop holding my breath now

the truth always comes out  

whitesturd:

why not.if its true love.i know a couple of people who found their better half on N/L

lie!

na2day?:

lie!

was i by any means talking to you? didnt know u know virtually everybody on n/l to know if they are getting married or not and what do i stand to gain from such if i lie.some pple are jst annoying.

whitesturd:

was i by any means talking to you? didnt know u know virtually everybody on n/l to know if they are getting married or not and what do i stand to gain from such if i lie.some pple are jst annoying.

more or less ur lie is annoying

na2day?:

more or less your lie is annoying

no need replying u again.got better things to do.be seeing u around

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Re: Can One Find A Life Partner In Nairaland?
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why not.if its true love.i know a couple of people who found their better half on N/L

Luck!

deji2009:



Luck!

Any problem?y did u bring out all my data lyk dt?

Busy_body:



fellow yabaleft resident is at it again Yes u can ko, yes we can ni, na Obama convention you think we dey


Told Doctor Jonas to try that new medication normally intended to pacify wild horses on her but he didn't listen to me because he thought I was only recommending it to her to spite her, unbeknown to him that I am only doing it for love, now she is hallucinating that she can meet someone here on NL, as if  

Aburo,

I wont give u my attention that u want so badly!             


N.B: Dont start a War You cannot win              

Any problem?y did u bring out all my data lyk dt?

I only quoted you that all.

Well there is no need seeking a life partner when every gal on NL is either married, engage or have a boyfriend.

Mr blazer:

Well there is no need seeking a life partner when every gal on NL is either married, engage or have a boyfriend.

ehen! how did you come to that conclusion?

Sure its true.