Na wah o se the man do una any thing be4? even if he is not a man of God. such insult is too much for a person. All the politicians that have gulped millions from this country without any contribution what has any one said or done about them. just yesterday 2 trailers caused a very hold up betwee ibafor and the formal tol gate was that one also caused by RCCG programme? Make una fear Godoooooooo. Am sure when the road is finaly ready, non Redeemed members will also pass there.

Please, Be careful with your MOUTH and YOUR HANDS.

no min dem. na bad belle dey worry dem!

Thumbs up to Pastor Adeboye and the R.C.C.G.

This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

his Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

funny shit

Jakumo:

This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

I THINK THE HIGLIGHTED IS TOO BAAAAAAAD!

George_D:

see where your shallow reasoning is taking you?

You dey refer to me?

Jakumo:

This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

I dey feel you die.I don't know why people can't separate Religion from Reality.Well hopefully one day most people will realize what some of these pastors are doing.

Jakumo:

This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

he and his fat ugly wife

lmao, classic.

For all you critics and bashers of Bishop or other men of God, get ready, they will only get bigger, richer, and more influential while you wallow in mediocraty. Can't you see that the more you abuse them the bigger they get. Be wise and stop this foolisness.
If you say they are fake, produce the original and until you produce the original, they remain the genuine ones. What Bishop is doing is great and i commend him for that. its just the begining, you will see more of such from other churches, then i will see if you will commit sucide.
Thank you Bishop.

@Jakumo

Please find time, email me alexclrksn@yahoo.com.

Curious,


Kini Pappy GO se fun e gan naa?

jakumo she wants to preach the gospel of truth to you- and also whip you into shape. your fantasies have come true mate. Anything can happen on NL.

Deep Soul:

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I pity all these idiots on Nairaland, really. I'm not particularly a fan of . . .But I have a weakness for unrepentant idiocy. . . And on that note, the nicest and most civil think I can think of to say to JAKUMO (cant rememba d names of his fellow idiots) is "ITS NOT your FAULT. IT's your FATHER'S FAULT FOR PRODUCING THE TWISTED SPERM THAT BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND ALSO your MOTHER'S FAULT FOR ACCEPTING THAT TWISTED SPERM"
Phew! I rest my case!

Awww how touching.  And there I was sulking in the corner and thinking that nobody loved me.  Your words of affection give me that warm fuzzy feeling deep in my soul, reminiscent of my emotions right after I have handed over another of my monthly paychecks to Pastor Eunuch Adejale to fuel his luxury jet, but before I again realise that my entire family will go hungry just so I can glorify my ANOINTED Holy Shepherd with cash.   

Well then, Deep Soul, assuming you are an anatomically correct woman [b]un[/b]modified by cosmetic surgery, can we now go over the specifics of our first date ?   Unless you object,  I was hoping we could meet up in my rusty 1972 Volkswagen beetle on the Lagos Expressway, during one of those bi-monthly 24-hour gridlocks caused by the traffic of Pastor Eunuch's vehicular mega-herd.     We would have PLENTY of time to get to know one another in that romantic setting, and assuming we are not shot dead by armed robbers or kidnapped out of our love-nest by ritualists during the night, that encounter just might turn out to be the beginning of a timeless story that our odd-looking grandchildren will one day gather at our feet to enjoy.

nice one Jakumo---- well thought out response---hopefully she won't talk about Parents again, the next time she responds---

hello jakumo, i dont know were u got this type of name from, i want to advice u to mind the way u talk to people most especially men of god who try to help the govt in one way or the other in the society, from the way u talk i know u are not going to church and if u do is ur pastor not preaching 2 u not to talk about things anyhow and is like u are a illiterare because u dont know the meaning of feeder roads, it will b ur fault if u allow d devil to use u. becos from the look of things now that is what is happening now, my fellow nairalander please beware of agent of satan who come in form of human being

I KNOW ONE DAY PEOPLE LIKE JAKUMO WILL REGRET WHATEVER BLASPHEMY CAME OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

DEAR NLANDERS PLS BEAR WITH THE MAN THE DEMON WILL SOON LEAVE HIM. ME TOO I USED TO BE LIKE THAT BUT GOD HAD TO RUBISH MY LOGIC AND WISDOM.

I am now a changed person and a minister of God. God will soon knock him down with love.

I receive death threats, therefore I exist.

Honestly JAKUMO is the greatest NLander i have encountered on the net. His sense of reasoning is as clear as crystal and he suffers from no delusion. Those who are already high from the opium called religion obviously cannot stand him and hence they insult him. I perceive most clearly that Jakumo is not an atheist. I suspect strongly he is a believer in God, but a nemesis of religious merchants/contractors like "Enoch".

Wait a minute! Is there no yoruba proverb that says while you struggle to deliver the day old chick from untimely death, the day old chick is complaining of not being allowed to wander freely? All Jakumo is trying to do is free the enslaved from the shackles of pyschological manipulation and hypnotism to which Mr Eunuch and his ilk have subjected a great majority. if like Jakumo and yours sincerely, you have been prevented from getting to your destination by Mr Adeboye on the Lagos-Ibadan express way, you will have nothing but endless expletive for the so called "Man of God" who in reality is better tagged Man of mamon

That Mr Adebole is building a road is nothing to jubilate about. if he is interested in the welfare of the citizens whom he has all along expoited, let him choose the worst portion in the lagos ibadan road and fix it to compensate for the endless hours we waste while he holds court at his "Redeermers planet". I wish i can deploy the queens language half as much as Jakumo does. Maybe I will then be able to comment appropriately on this Mr Eunuch Adebole issue.

Jakumo:

This Gulfstream jet cost 20 million US dollars brand new. Using money he extracted from Nigeria's greediest and most prolific treasury looters, AS WELL AS money that was extracted from Nigeria's poor, Robbing Hood Eunuch Adejale, whose lifetime career comprises stealing from BOTH the rich AND the poor to stuff his overflowing secret bank accounts, bought one of these beauties so that he and his fat ugly wife can fly to Europe non-stop for lavish shopping sprees.

When next you visit Nigeria and discover that there is NEVER any electricity, remember the 16 billion DOLLAR electricity fund looted by ex-president Obasanjo and then shared with Pastor Eunuch Adejale, to finance his jet setting life of conspicuous consumption, in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, Amen. When next you visit Nigeria, only to find yourelf trapped on the Lagos Expressway for a day and an armed-robbery punctuated night, think of Pastor Eunuch, whose congregation caused that blockage, and then imagine the "Man of Dog" looking down at your sorry ass from his soaring jet, and smiling contentedly over his good fortune arising from your plight.

you have your reward coming, is all i can say to you.

I KNOW ONE DAY PEOPLE LIKE JAKUMO WILL REGRET WHATEVER BLASPHEMY CAME OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

DEAR NLANDERS PLS BEAR WITH THE MAN THE DEMON [/b]WILL SOON LEAVE HIM. ME TOO I USED TO BE LIKE THAT BUT [b]GOD HAD TO RUBISH MY LOGIC AND WISDOM.

I am now a changed person and a minister of God. God will soon knock him down with love.

So how exactly does your God knock people down with love? Fake pastor probably using church proceeds now to send his children to private schools while admonishing someone online  . I can't wait for any reward I am going to get- if there is a God then he has a lot to answer for from me. Call me arrogant, but that is just me

the level of faithlessness on this thread is rather unfortunate.

@George_D

[/quote]the level of faithlessness on this thread is rather unfortunate.[quote]

You dont know faith. What you have is not faith but credulity. Go figure that out.

shady deal, your living up to your name

@"Please let no NLander tell me about not touching God's anointed o. For Adeboye is not one of God's anointed and I can touch him"
SULE,TALKING ASIF U CAN KILL RAT, GO TOUCH HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, AND AS MANY TYPING RUBISH, IF HE DID NOT DO IT NKO WHAT WILL U DO GOVERNMENT DID NOT DO A LOT OF THINGS FOR HER CITIZENS, WHAT DID U DO TO THAT?, OR TO BETTER SAY LET ALL THE LEADER BE TAKE RESPONSIBILITY,
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this thread still dey?

Jakumo: Horrendous 24-hour duration traffic gridlocks created by Pastor Eunuch's followers have cost numerous lives on the Lagos Expressway, so it is a good thing that the high-flying fleecer of the flock has FINALLY decided to address that abuse of a public highway, after a quarter century of contentedly creating vehicular mayhem twice a month.

So yeah, it would be a VERY personal ordeal indeed, for anyone who knows what it is like to be trapped in their car for a whole phucking day and night, at the mercy of armed robbers, just because some shyster pastor thinks he owns a federal highway such that he can shut it down at will.

It takes an annointed man for God to use to draw that kind of crowd. Instead of hating why not repent and stay in the place of prayer?

SEFAGO:

So how exactly does your God knock people down with love? Fake pastor probably using church proceeds now to send his children to private schools while admonishing someone online . I can't wait for any reward I am going to get- if there is a God then he has a lot to answer for from me. Call me arrogant, but that is just me

if there is a God? In one week time you will know that there is a God.

Jakumo:


Awww how touching. And there I was sulking in the corner and thinking that nobody loved me. Your words of affection give me that warm fuzzy feeling deep in my soul, reminiscent of my emotions right after I have handed over another of my monthly paychecks to Pastor Eunuch Adejale to fuel his luxury jet, but before I again realise that my entire family will go hungry just so I can glorify my ANOINTED Holy Shepherd with cash.

Well then, Deep Soul, assuming you are an anatomically correct woman [b]un[/b]modified by cosmetic surgery, can we now go over the specifics of our first date ? Unless you object, I was hoping we could meet up in my rusty 1972 Volkswagen beetle on the Lagos Expressway, during one of those bi-monthly 24-hour gridlocks caused by the traffic of Pastor Eunuch's vehicular mega-herd. We would have PLENTY of time to get to know one another in that romantic setting, and assuming we are not shot dead by armed robbers or kidnapped out of our love-nest by ritualists during the night, that encounter just might turn out to be the beginning of a timeless story that our odd-looking grandchildren will one day gather at our feet to enjoy.

if only u even knew the man's name. Its Enoch not Eunuch.