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Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by Kimjinkyu(f): 8:10am On Dec 04, 2016 |
Hmmmmm. Nothing we no go see in this Nigeria. This banner has been trending online but feel to share it with you guys. https://adeenewsblog..co.ke/2016/12/do-you-want-to-be-prophet-see-this.html?m=1 CC: lalasticlala
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Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by Tolexander: 8:11am On Dec 04, 2016 |
Ok! There are two types of Prophet; 1. Prophet of God 2. Prophet of devil Since it isn't specified in the banner, I take it as the 2nd prophet (prophet of devil). Of course, the real Prophet do not undergo the training but are called by God and trained in the path of holiness. 1 Like |
Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by Tolexander: 9:26am On Dec 04, 2016 |
This is the real training ground/institute for the Adebutu Kessington boys and Akin Alabi fans (ie "baba Ijebu" and nairabet forcast) |
Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by afanide: 9:34am On Dec 04, 2016 |
As funny as it may look, they have customers patronizing them...... |
Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by dayleke: 7:48am On Dec 06, 2016 |
Only in Naija.... |
Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by Joagbaje(m): 9:56am On Dec 08, 2016 |
Tolexander: prophets do undergo trainings . Remember they had a school of prophets in the bible days. They even once had the hostel over crowded and told elisha about expansion of the facility, |
Re: Do You Want To Be A Prophet? See This Hilarious Banner (pics) by oaroloye(m): 9:19am On Feb 12, 2017 |
SHALOM! I see nothing funny about this. I have myself offered this very service since 2004- but no one ever showed any interest whatsoever. Later on, people yelled and screamed: "WHERE ARE YOU, GOD!?!" when Evildoers were killing them and people they cared about- whom they were unaware of, until they struck, because they were not Prophets, nor did they have a single Prophet in their whole cities! PROPHETS OF THE BIBLE WERE SELECTED BY GOD OUT OF THE ENTIRE NATION, TO ADDRESS SOME EMERGENCY THAT HE WANTED FIXED- BECAUSE HE WAS INTERESTED. However, The Bible made it clear that ANYONE can be a Prophet: they just have to embrace and obey ONE COMMANDMENT. If worshippers of God can receive ANYTHING THEY ASK, what is so unbelievable about someone asking for, and receiving the Office and Power of a Prophet, IF THEY ARE SERIOUS? MOST Christians are FOOLS, and WAIT for GOD to SEND a Prophet, A LA CARTE, instead of Seeking God, and offering themselves to BE that Prophet. Even if that means that THEY AND THEIR LOVED ONE MAY DIE WAITING! Any disaster in the past 12 years could have been averted, had anyone affected supported my SCHOOL OF PROPHETS. |
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