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How To Get A Husband On Uber by Naijasinglegirl: 8:07am On Dec 05, 2016
I just heard rumours that some girls have been quietly meeting their husbands in Uber and they have refused to make this information public so desperate single girls don’t ruin the system.

In fact, one of my friends have marked Uber as her number one place to tie down a husband in 2017.

According to my friend, her colleague used an Uber earlier this year and she and the Uber guy got talking like old buddies. When she was about alighting, they exchanged contacts and the rest they say is history. She is about to walk down the aisle with him in a few weeks.

“Uber drivers are on par with regular cab men! I don’t want to marry a driver.” You might say. This is false.

The guy she met has three cars he hired people to use for Uber. One of these cars was enrolled for UBER Select, the luxury and pricey service by Uber where a G-Wagon or Range Rover could pick you.

So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!

If you’ve decided to try your husband hunting in Uber, take note of these tips.
1 If you want rich husband use Uber Black.
2 If your Uber Driver arrives wearing a marriage band, cancel the trip!
3 Sit in the frontseat beside the Uber driver and not at the back like a madam. No man has the time to be twisting & turning his neck to chat with you.
4 Be polite and act like a lady. Every single Uber driver is a potential husband.
5 Don’t use an Uber to indecent places. Even if the Uber driver is not interested in you, he might have an unmarried oga or brother.
6 Ladies, don’t use Uber with ‘your squad’. Your bestie might snatch your prospective husband before your very own eyes.
7 Act like a wife material whenever you are in the Uber of a prospective husband. Pray with him at the start & end of a trip, play gospel music from your mobile phone, speak in tongues to the driver. If possible cook in the Uber.

I wish you all goodluck

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-meet-a-husband-in-uber/

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Laveda(f): 8:10am On Dec 05, 2016
grin Try to look classy...


Iamkingzlee true?

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by saxwizard(m): 8:15am On Dec 05, 2016
make i park

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Nobody: 8:17am On Dec 05, 2016
NSG i hope these tips are tested and trusted? grin

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by oluwafreshkid(m): 8:17am On Dec 05, 2016
Try these too... no be everybody dey enter Uber na tongue
Sit in front when you enter danfo
Don't pay to conductor, give your fare directly to the driver so he'll notice you

When people are complaining about his driving, try to defend him

Make sure you alight at the last bus stop.

Ask the driver if he has USB charger so when you want to collect your phone back he may ask you for number

Give him 1k so he won't have change and may return your money (free ride)
Add yours... Kikikikikikiki

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by GogetterMD(m): 8:17am On Dec 05, 2016
When your Uber driver is MC Oluomo of Oshodi former personal assistant lipsrsealed

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Zenayia(f): 8:22am On Dec 05, 2016
No. 7 though cheesy

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Nutase: 8:29am On Dec 05, 2016
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by SafeDavid(m): 8:30am On Dec 05, 2016
Chai!

This ladies are getting smarter by the day. grin

Just when I was about to start using uber to get around with bae.

Na!
I won't let an uber driver snatch her away from me.

Iro le pa! cheesy

I've had enough of such experiences from desperate chicks.

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Zdoh(m): 8:30am On Dec 05, 2016
Make i park well first.

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Nobody: 8:33am On Dec 05, 2016
grin
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by BizBloke(m): 8:40am On Dec 05, 2016
GogetterMD:
When your Uber driver is MC Oluomo of Oshodi former personal assistant lipsrsealed

grin grin grin grin Sigh!
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by SafeDavid(m): 8:41am On Dec 05, 2016
GogetterMD:
When your Uber driver is MC Oluomo of Oshodi former personal assistant lipsrsealed

I just pity some girls who follow these tips cuz you would have ran through 100k worth of uber rides and still not meet a single potential partner.

Something about Naija babes and guys who drive flashy cars tho'. undecided

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Omotayor123(f): 8:56am On Dec 05, 2016
Husband hunting don bad reach this level
@NSG na wah ooocheesy grin LMAO

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by uboma(m): 9:17am On Dec 05, 2016
*So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!*


This part got me laughing out really loud.


To all the Ladies who are hoping to hook up with their dream man via Uber service, all the best to you all.

grin

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:14am On Dec 05, 2016
Look down on Uber drivers at your own peril grin.. Those guys are balling!... ..but then again, no be all of them get the motor

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by davide470(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2016
uboma:
*So rich guy was bored one weekend and he decided to do cabu-cabu with the Range Rover. That is how he met the girl!*


This part got me laughing out really loud.


To all the Ladies who are hoping to hook up with their dream man via Uber service, all the best to you all.

grin
Lol.

Boss, Let's start this Uber business na. cheesy

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by uboma(m): 11:48am On Dec 05, 2016
davide470:
Lol.

Boss, Let's start this Uber business na. cheesy


Abi, you could try it out on a weekend if you get bored.

don't forget to use your Range Rover....

hopefully LadyF, amicable09, Jazmiynne and others may patronize you...

grin

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by youngwarlocks: 11:52am On Dec 05, 2016
ok
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by NaLaugh: 11:54am On Dec 05, 2016
That moment when some girl here tries this with her final savings, and this driver shows up. shocked


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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by amicable09(f): 11:55am On Dec 05, 2016
uboma:



Abi, you could try it out on a weekend if you get bored.

don't forget to use your Range Rover....

hopefully LadyF, amicable09, Jazmiynne and others may patronize you...

grin

grin grin grin
If cooking is not involved, I'm not calling tongue

But if David becomes a driver, Lol, the end has come cheesy. Ladies go dey carry acid for bag dey waka to protect their 'man'.

He belongs to everybody.
He is for no one cheesy
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by laprince(m): 11:55am On Dec 05, 2016
Lol. Funny.

No. 7 was aimed at my stomach. Have been laughing...

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Seun(m): 11:55am On Dec 05, 2016
Guys who own cars have also learnt a lot about how to get wives from this post.

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by okonja(m): 11:55am On Dec 05, 2016
Interesting
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Nobody: 11:56am On Dec 05, 2016
Uber sef shocked
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by XwhY(m): 11:57am On Dec 05, 2016
Ok grin
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Missmossy(f): 11:57am On Dec 05, 2016
Kikiki so damn hilarious grin grin grin
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by Nobody: 11:57am On Dec 05, 2016
all these girls with their imaginary lies and life. wake up this is reality

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Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by goldenceo1: 11:57am On Dec 05, 2016
Heaven Help those who help themselves..

Thumps Up all does who hustle their way into the marriage.
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by uboma(m): 11:59am On Dec 05, 2016
amicable09:

grin grin grin
If cooking is not involved, I'm not calling tongue

But if David becomes a driver, Lol, the end has come cheesy. Ladies go dey carry acid for bag dey waka to protect their 'man'.

He belongs to everybody.
He is for no one cheesy


It will only be on weekends when he is bored at home.
I didn't know you love cooking....
Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by ollygreen: 11:59am On Dec 05, 2016
A long shot I must say. Your example is one out of how many uber rides? The odds aren't good if you ask me.

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