veekid:
I started driving when I was in SS1; 15-16

fortunechy:
Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of
Yesterday:
1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your
favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first,
then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be
okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.
*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to
the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the
remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.
2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be
temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come
out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the
children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you
through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of
living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to
your house when you know that you are not ready for
marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the
Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house
is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look
if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come
back and not find me in this your rotten house.
3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have
2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know
children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the
merrier.
*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this
marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to
have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't
allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children.
You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic
looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.
4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart
and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being
transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a
blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the
educational institutions to advance our education. Some
disappointments could be a blessing.
*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o.
God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with
such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better
look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds,
Amigo Supermarket or Dunes
5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough
clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save
for a rainy day.
*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do
you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind
of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I
buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you.
Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are
humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I
refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up
with me.
*Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will
resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for
them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may
God bless u for their tuition fees.
*Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next
week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will
change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their
textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o,
afterall they bear your surname not mine.
*Yesterday's wife*
_______________Dear, I think we put this money on what can
generate us more money instead of buying clothes after
clothes.
*Today's wife*
___________Mr man just listen to me I can't naked myself simply
because I want to invest on a so-called business I don't know
when I will eat its fruit. If you cannot buy me clothes because
you want to invest on business, I have my choice to stay with
you here or not.
*Yesterday wife*
_____________My husband, we have been paid this month. I just
buy ingredients of N2000 on the way. Here is the remaining
money. Keep it for future use.
*Today's wife*
_____________ You are the head of this family. You marry me, I
was not the one who marry you... If you cannot provide for
your family, don't think I have anything to contribute. After all
the money is not even enough for my clothing.

happney65:


Hmmmmmm Lie Mohammed. ..

3rdavefarms:
17 and bought my first car at 24

VickyRotex:
lati inu oyun ni

TINALETC3:
Abeg who asked u?

shumuel:
At 16, Honda

abatisegun:
I'm about 30years now, and I don't know when I will drive car but I do hope to drive a very nice car soon

You are the most truthful person on this thread...some even said they started driving @ 10...Can you imagine how that will make Jesus feel