Whenever a girl mistakenly or knowingly fart in the presence of her boyfriend, is it a show of love, naughtiness or that she feels so free, happy and calm around him? To me, whenever a girl does that (mistakenly), she's only being natural and free around the guy. Unlike most girls who like to pretend or behave as if they don't even poo. If your girlfriend 'mistakenly' fart in your presence, just endure the smell. All na love.

Ok, so even when you're eating too, all na love.
Stop trying to give excuses for filthiness, a dirty babe is a dirty babe. If any lady tries that nonsense with me, I'm flinging her & her bag outside the door. If she needs to excuse herself, that's normal, instead of polluting the air like someone who lacks basic home training.

If ur gf never fart for where you dey, den una relationship never serious reach.

True talk

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Babe, why you mess na?

Tygaah:
If ur gf never fart for where you dey, den una relationship never serious reach.

True talk

blackberlin:
Ok, so even when you're eating too, all na love.
Stop trying to give excuses for filthiness, a dirty babe is a dirty babe. If any lady tries that nonsense with me, I'm flinging her & her bag outside the door. If she needs to excuse herself, that's normal, instead of polluting the air like someone who lacks basic home training.

Seriously?

blackberlin:
Ok, so even when you're eating too, all na love.
Stop trying to give excuses for filthiness, a dirty babe is a dirty babe. If any lady tries that nonsense with me, I'm flinging her & her bag outside the door. If she needs to excuse herself, that's normal, instead of polluting the air like someone who lacks basic home training.

Same here, I hate that shii with passion my gf can't ever try that in my presence. It's total rubbish

My brother you can only endure a safe fart

Nnenna's fart is brutal!!!

Nnenna I can never forget you!

echo2:


Same here, I hate that shii with passion my gf can't ever try that in my presence. It's total rubbish

Don't mind the OP and the fart supporters. We know it's a natural thing, but a neat person would never feel comfortable farting in another person's presence no matter the closeness.

blackberlin:
Ok, so even when you're eating too, all na love.
Stop trying to give excuses for filthiness, a dirty babe is a dirty babe. If any lady tries that nonsense with me, I'm flinging her & her bag outside the door. If she needs to excuse herself, that's normal, instead of polluting the air like someone who lacks basic home training.

U wrote this shiit as if u dont poo! fear God,i knw ur type.Fart comes anytime!So, put aside the part u wrote she should excuse herself.

prettythicksme:
U wrote this shiit as if u dont poo! fear God,i knw ur type.Fart comes anytime!So, put aside the part u wrote she should excuse herself.

What's a human being without self-control? If u like farting with your boyfriend and he's okay with it, then by all means continue, it's not my cup of tea. Different strokes for different folks. I'm not forcing my POV on anyone.

blackberlin:


What's a human being without self-control? If u like farting with your boyfriend and he's okay with it, then by all means continue, it's not my cup of tea. Different strokes for different folks. I'm not forcing my POV on anyone.

Most time pple cant control fart,and u knw that urself.Stop forming like u have never fart in presence of pple ,u have done that several times and u wil still do it over and over.Na ur type they fart anyhow and ur poo will b like a bowl of eba.

if ur gal fart in front of you marry her I support u one hundred percent

prettythicksme:
Most time pple cant control fart,and u knw that urself.Stop forming like u have never fart in presence of pple ,u have done that several times and u wil still do it over and over.Na ur type they fart anyhow and ur poo will b like a bowl of eba.

Ode ni e. . . yeye girl
But seriously, I don't think it's polite to say one farting openly is a sign of love. . . Ko make sense naw.

My ordeal exactly....for her is all play and fun...despite my anger towards her to stop that shi.t buh she just can't....mehn I tire!!!

blackberlin:

Don't mind the OP and the fart supporters. We know it's a natural thing, but a neat person would never feel comfortable farting in another person's presence no matter the closeness.

That's the fact a neat person can't do that in the presence of people, it's total rubbish

I don't even fart.

Tiny23:
I don't even fart.

ehn....

Is it not the this same Tiny23 that farted at Nairaland beach party?


Hahaha just kidding


But Tiny23 fear God na

if she try am , we don break up be dat ..

Ah, she don enter gbegbe be dat nah. Na mess ah go use kill am

I'll cover my nose and lmao

prettythicksme:
Most time pple cant control fart,and u knw that urself.Stop forming like u have never fart in presence of pple ,u have done that several times and u wil still do it over and over.Na ur type they fart anyhow and ur poo will b like a bowl of eba.

So na d mess wey u dey gv Jack dey mk am fresh like toilet cockroach so? Bad gahl

bitchcrafts:
So na d mess wey u dey gv Jack dey mk am fresh like toilet cockroach so? Bad gahl

Hahahahahaha yes ooo

blackberlin:


Ode ni e. . . yeye girl
But seriously, I don't think it's polite to say one farting openly is a sign of love. . . Ko make sense naw.

Hehehehehehehe not sign of love but it means u free with each other.

Just pretend as if you didn't hear anything and hope it was her tummy rumbling
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until you perceive the smell of course

Then... Vex like there's no tomorrow

prettythicksme:
Hahahahahaha yes ooo

Ah . More farts and fats to ur boory as we enta 2017 then

her own done be be that...me wey be king of fart..........na fatality mess i go use finish am

prettythicksme:
Most time pple cant control fart,and u knw that urself.Stop forming like u have never fart in presence of pple ,u have done that several times and u wil still do it over and over.Na ur type they fart anyhow and ur poo will b like a bowl of eba.