forget mysterious guy, that type gets old fast. Girls like a guy who makes them laugh, so here are some funny things to say to a girl to get her into you.
When you’re trying to get a girl’s number or you’re on a date with a girl, you want to make her laugh. When you make someone laugh, you feel good about yourself. In turn, they feel good about you. So we put together a tutorial for you on funny things to say to a girl and win her over. Not only that, laughing shows a sign of connection, and that’s ultimately what you want to do with her—connect. Relationships start in these tiny moments of connection. How to use humor to get a girl but, before you start with the toilet jokes, ease up a bit. If you don’t know the girl, you won’t want to start with toilet or sexual humor, she may not appreciate it. It may come off a tad creepy, so beware of your audience. So, here are some of the funny things you can say to girls.

#1 One liners.
One liners are great–and a classic. They can be used in almost any situation. Sure,you can tell an actual joke, but honestly, it’s probably not as funny as you think it is. One liners are in-the-moment jokes requiring wit and speed.

#2 Sarcasm.

If you’re naturally sarcastic, you’ll have no issue using this as a way to make a girl laugh. In fact, this is probably your best tactic. However, not everyone can use sarcasm and successfully pull it off. So use this carefully

You need the matching facial expressions and tone of voice to make the girl really howl. Some people find sarcasm as negative, depending on how it is used. However, I’m biased and find it to be highly attractive.
Sure, you’re a little bitter and sharp sounding, but that’s what makes it funny.

#3. Mimicry

.If you don’t think you're capable of pulling off a one liner, then maybe your talent lies in mimicry. Mimicry is the imitating of someone or something*just in case you weren’t sure*. Basically, you act like an impersonator.

Everyone loves Charlie Chaplin or JimCarrey—these guys both mimic others. One’s more of a physical actor, which, works sometimes, but you can’t be doing that everywhere. You have to make sure you have your impersonations down to an art form. Nothing is worse than a guy who does a half-ass impersonation. It’s not funny,it’s more cringe worthy. Don’t make her cringe, make her laugh.

Videotape yourself and practice your impersonations in your room before bringing them out in public. Perhaps try them out in front of your parents, you know, as an extra precaution.

If you’re relaxed, you’ll have no problem delivering a joke to make her stomach hurt from laughing. You know some one liners, nowyou just have to go out and use them.

I love funny guys

Don't make mockery of your self trying to make girls laugh, else u make a fool of ur self. D outcome ain't pleasant. True life story.

sinaj:
I love funny guys

really?

All these tactics just too woo a girl.Niggas if you just be yourself and clear your mind of any thing bothering your mind so you can be present for her and after that just go with the flow.Only tip is to be in a positive mood so you don't become boring cause no matter how many jokes and humour you have up your sleeves, you can't pull it of without a positive happy mood.

thePretender:

really?

yea that are very playful

Iranu