In case you aren’t sold yet on ex-President Goodluck Jonathan becoming a prayer warrior, you’ve got to see him, his wife Patience, their dog Lucky, and mother-in-law, in their P.Js, praying, daily, for a heavenly Nigeria where a ‘child of nobody’—a nice phrase for a ne’er-do-well or bastard—will become somebody—a big fart like him or rapacious Sen. Dino Melaye who was said to be a street hustler as a boy in Kano—in a country where religion and geopolitics will be no object again. That is: the Christian Association of Nigeria will no longer get N7 billion like it did from ex-NSA Sambo Dasuki to mobilise 75 million Bible-bashers to vote for an Anglican from the oil-producing south-south where a bunch of nobodies are now firebugs blowing up oil assets because they are Ijaw and neglected, and their superstar from Otuoke in Bayelsa wasn’t allowed to shine for 10 years.

How does that grab you?
Well…It seems Jonathan just scratched his booty, and came up with that bullshit, and he thought stuffing it down your throat would make your day. But ... read more http://justspreadit.com/2017/01/03/1890/