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What Would You Do If You Were PMB by tolaOG(m): 3:31am On Jan 09, 2017 |
So we all know the situation of Nigeria now and most of us blame the government most especially President Muhammad Buhari So i was wondering -If you could be the president for a month ..what would you do drop your comments below
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Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by Whizpeter(m): 3:38am On Jan 09, 2017 |
If I were to be PMB [God Forbid sha], I would retire so that I can die a peaceful and happy man... If I was a younger version of him, I would still retire and go to school... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by spartan117(m): 3:39am On Jan 09, 2017 |
I will seek God |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by mengho(m): 4:35am On Jan 09, 2017 |
Double my efforts in fixing the country, the only way to know you ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK in Nigeria is when a large part of certain part of the country are always complaining & calling you names. Then you are on the right track. I still think Bubu go fix 9ja, He is extremely good at ignoring wailers & concentrating on his job |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by percyshelu(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2017 |
I cannot be PMB but since this is all assumptions, I step down for a more capable man then ask for forgiveness from Nigerian because he (pmb) failed us. Without that, He will never go unpunished |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by Cekpo34(m): 6:02am On Jan 09, 2017 |
If I were PMB 1] I will nuke the north east 2] I will relieve Babachir, Ameachi, Magu, etc of their duties 3] I will not witch-hunt 4] I won't pay imaginary wretched Nigerians 5k every month but the real poor ones 5] I won't bite the hands that feeds me by inciting violence and conflict in ND 6] I will make the Niger Deltans lack what to complain about by turning it into... Vatican 7] Instead of recovering loot that has tremendous effects on the general economy, I will be rather diplomatic by making concessions for the loots to be reinjected into Nigeria's economy in the form of manufacturing companies, agro businesses, etc 8] I won't tolerate herdsmen this way neither would I send El-Rufai to go and pay them in their respective countries 9] I won't deploy 22,000 troops and dozens of APC governors in Rivers to disrupt peace in the name of federal might 10] I would apologize to PEG since my wife (Aisha) has done virtually everything she did that I condemned 11] I won't budget 1.7 billion for my stomach alone, after all I don't chew gold to survive 12] I would be fair to Nigerians by opening up that I have politicized the Chibok girls pranks 13] Since child-marriage is Koranic, I would have... 14] I would implement federalism 15] I would send bills to correct the loopholes in our anticorruption laws, make corruption a capital offense and strip executive of every immunity in corruption related issues 16] I will force transparency bill that will mandate states, local and federal government to give financial statements at the end of every month...publish procedures and details of contracts awarded etc 17] I will rid myself of sychophants such as sarrki, dropshot, Ngwene, seunsmg, etc so I can see the real nature of things 18] I will look down Nigeria's borders (this is Nigeria's federation not fulani federation) 19] I will rid revive the seaports in PH and Calabar 20] I will remove El-Rufai from office for incompetency 21] I will abolish the quotasystem shit and remove sharia from the constitution 22] I will sanitize the University environment, disband some glorified secondary schools while investing money into Schools like UI 23] I will grant local governments independence 24] I will invite all former governors, senators, presidents, Reps, Ministers etc to a dinner and bury them there with explosives |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by Hiploko(m): 6:07am On Jan 09, 2017 |
Will just resign due to obvious GROSS incompetence |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by yarimo(m): 6:08am On Jan 09, 2017 |
I will make sure that, all my family and friends are made billionaires . |
Re: What Would You Do If You Were PMB by hyfr(m): 7:31am On Jan 09, 2017 |
Op the question should have been, what will you do if you were the current president in this recession. Because I cannot,shall not and will not be buhari. By the way if I was the current president, I'd seek Gods counseling and I'd make political positions non lucrative. I'd employ wise cabinets not old haggard pot bellied gworo chewing men. |
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