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Re: If Bible Prophecies Are True..... by realmindz: 10:16am On Jan 20, 2017
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Re: If Bible Prophecies Are True..... by realmindz: 10:17am On Jan 20, 2017
GoodMuyis:





Can you guess what the bold are, in advance age?




I've been waiting for a funny response like this coining bible locusts, dragons and beasts to modern day jets and helicopters grin grin Christians never fail to disappoint.

No sir, the writer was trying his best to terrify the readers with his cave man imaginations

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Re: If Bible Prophecies Are True..... by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 20, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
As loose as OT passages are called prophecies in the NT, what are the chances of somebody not fulfilling many of them? Eve gave Adam a fruit. My girlfriend gave me a tangerine. Samson never drank alcohol. I don't drink alcohol. Ruth uncovered the feet of Boaz. My girlfriend uncovered my feet when she rolled over and hogged the blanket. I had an ancestor named David. I must be the Son of God. Send me 10% of your income.

"every cake is the miraculous fulfillment of a prophecy called a recipe."

Abeg what abeg dat babylon prophecy.. Its there strongest point.. Am surprise they didn't mention it. Abeg dem dan catch dem? grin
Re: If Bible Prophecies Are True..... by dalaman: 8:13am On Jun 29, 2017
Very interesting topic. One thing that I got to discover is that most of the bible prohecies christians always parrot are not written inside the bible but made up delusions.

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