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Confession Of A Lady by Antoeni(m): 5:40am On Jan 22, 2017 |
.....CONFESSION OF A LADY "I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiance's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my Fiance was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The preasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiance returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you do? |
Re: Confession Of A Lady by Nobody: 5:52am On Jan 22, 2017 |
Them too no dey mess? |
Re: Confession Of A Lady by zuby4real10(m): 6:04am On Jan 22, 2017 |
Is this a comedy or a reality. |
Re: Confession Of A Lady by zuby4real10(m): 6:12am On Jan 22, 2017 |
It seems I did not understand this story where you said the content of the blind folded is twelve dinner gust including mum and dad folding their noses wch must be their picture. so does that means that the guy quickly go to photo studio nd print the picture. cos the whole thing happened in one evening. |
Re: Confession Of A Lady by femolacqua(m): 6:17am On Jan 22, 2017 |
The girl don mess up. 1 Like |
Re: Confession Of A Lady by Tajbol4splend(m): 6:43am On Jan 22, 2017 |
The holy book says that all liars shall perish |
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