The weekend is fast giving way to the dawn of the working week, but you still want to grab a shot with your man before you enter Monday and commence your busy week. However , despite your good intentions, you may still annoy your man with certain habits you put up during sex. In no particular order , here are some of the things that can put off a man, even after he seems primed for sex already. • Do keep your underwear , especially pants and bra, very clean . No man likes to experience suffocating smell from that angle. • Still on underwear, a grandmother- like underwear is a put off ! How about trying sexy colours such as red , for instance? And how about matching your pants and bra ! Matching undies are a turn- on any day! • It can be really mean of you if you make me watch adult movies with you, and then refuse to have sex! • Yes, I love you to stroke me down there , but I haven’t given you the licence to pull it off ! So , handle my manhood gently. • Any man anywhere hates his woman playing a dead starfish . So, don ’ t just lie there, leaving all the work for me. It ’s absolutely unsexy ! • Tired? That’ s a no - no word ! When you tell me you are tired when I want to have sex, it makes me sad . • Never ever fall asleep when we are having sex! I can ’t even think of it! • After sex, on the average , a man wants to fall asleep . Don ’ t take offence , because it’s natural! • Oh , did you know that I’ m human and may sometimes be unable to orgasm? Please , it has nothing to do with you; so , don ’t complicate matters by thinking that I tried to punish you! • For all it’ s worth , don ’t ever talk to me about your ex - boyfriend before , during or after sex. Why do I need to know how far you’ ve gone ? • After sex, don ’ t run out of bed into the bathroom to clean up as if a truckload of thrash has just been poured on you, right ? Adapted from the Web

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