LorDBolton:

The other day on a show (on hipTV) the alaba dude stated it straight up phyno that they did a lot of pro bono promo for no longer 'picks their call'

nuelzy:
Who the flying bleep is small doctor

GindoX:



Where are the signatories?

nuelzy:
Who the flying bleep is small doctor

winkmart:
I know about this story..It will be unfair for Small Doctor to Forget DJ Real.

I wonder why some people will just forget your name once they are richer than you. People that at one time were feeding off you...It is always a bitter pill to swallow sometimes when you remember that some of your friends that have forgotten about you today were squatting with you then in your parents' house.

Small Doctor, life na turn by turn.. Remember DJ Real was more famous than you, now you are more famous than him...So you don't know who will be more famous than you tomorrow.

konfused:
Why don't these guys employ PA's to help them out when they want to address the public...

English aint our Language, but if you want to use it to address the public, at least make it understandable or better write with your indigenous language you re comfortable with......

As I was reading this piece, I just had a mental image of the DJ......hmmmmm

Ike gwuru

ConcNiggress56:
Small doctor I know.. Dj what Kwanu?



Rip English. I spent four hours reading a paragraph.

cummando:
Den EPP you

optional1:



no boi epp me oh.

cummando:

Abeg no forming for me!!!.see as their eyes dey shine like halogen.....hmmm mmm

BIDOO:

here we are again, scholar pls kindly apply for the role you just mention because i think that will put you on a smile than the livelihood you are living now ! If am not mistaken.
Foolery dexterity

GreenMavro:
are you for Real DJ Real?


Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to wish them Happy Sunday.

konfused:


See me see wahala oooo.....

Ogini bu your own, did I claim I am a scholar or that am a master of English language.

FYI, i'm a pure unadulterated IGBO man, am proud of that. I prefer speaking my language any day anytime to english language.

Just imagine someone speaking your language and mixing the tense, it will surely sound absurd to you, that's exactly how his write-up sounds.

I rather prefer he writes his epistle in his indigenous language than committing such obvious blunder.


NB... gini bu ihe "foolery dexterity" putara?

Both words together seems absurd to me.....

foolery /ˈfuːləri/
noun
silly or foolish behaviour.

dexterity /dɛkˈstɛrɪti/
noun
skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.

BIDOO:

Yes it's expected of you, you are only confused by the especially as written there but before anything do you know what comma means? And especially as used in the definition means Most likely ! Well i must concede to the fact you stated up there but you know what? He is addressing people from different walks of life, and if did in his dialect you may not be able to comprehend like those one up there has no meaning to me solely because am from western part here

ConcNiggress56:
Small doctor I know.. Dj what Kwanu?



Rip English. I spent four hours reading a paragraph.

konfused:



Language is the soul of any culture...

Do you know why it's necessary you must master a language before you are given residence permit or before you earn a degree in a country like Germany or France or Japan.

Our indigenous languages are gradually going extinct...Why, cos every Tom and Dick wants to be seen as not being uneducated.

Our languages defines who we are....

You are right though, but that's why we have translation apps

together we can , am guilty of your opine, any girl am going to woo as from now Henceforth will be place on my dialect dialogue, No more foreign language

BIDOO:

together we can , am guilty of your opine, any girl am going to woo as from now Henceforth will be place on my dialect dialogue, No more foreign language

winkmart:
I know about this story..It will be unfair for Small Doctor to Forget DJ Real.

I wonder why some people will just forget your name once they are richer than you. People that at one time were feeding off you...It is always a bitter pill to swallow sometimes when you remember that some of your friends that have forgotten about you today were squatting with you then in your parents' house.

Small Doctor, life na turn by turn.. Remember DJ Real was more famous than you, now you are more famous than him...So you don't know who will be more famous than you tomorrow.

konfused:
Why don't these guys employ PAs' to help them out when they want to address the public...

English aint our Language, but if you want to use it to address the public, at least make it understandable or better write with your indigenous language you re comfortable with......

As I was reading this piece, I just had a mental image of the DJ......hmmmmm

Ike gwuru

fuckingAyaya:
must you publicize it

soberdrunk:
Dj Real!!! DONT EVER WRITE IN ENGLISH AGAIN!!! DAMN!! I just got a wicked migraine reading this, is it by force to write in English??! If you use pidgin write, them go arrest you?


So oga Dj Real, what do you want??! Make the guy give you hin soul cos you help am or do you want him to put you on salary?

Mouthgag:
And who the Fûck is small doctor?

cybriz82:





jonny english u wey sabi english help us use am cure recession na oversabi...if dem give me gun mek i shoot u or buhari i will shoot den syone buhari wit d gun.

Kpakorich:



U never hear something like ... I dey kil mosquito well well...

Some kinda bizarre traditional lyrics I see everywhere...

Mtcheeeww.... Rubbish rubbisher rubbishest...