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Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Farriel(m): 4:30pm On Jan 21, 2006
Hearsay no doubt. But that's surely not funny to me. Just some big broad and a guy posing. By the way, from the length of the guy's jeans trousers, I reckon he's very short. Albeit that doesn't undermine the size of the lady.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by thelastdon(m): 4:45pm On Jan 21, 2006
I dont beleive in Obesity but this is serious
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Farriel(m): 4:49pm On Jan 21, 2006
Thelastdon, is that lady obeseshocked She's an incredibly beefy, tall lady, perhaps around 6"4 or 6"5. But surely not obese. I'm sure you can notice her shapely figure and her flat stomach.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by thelastdon(m): 5:06pm On Jan 21, 2006
hmmm, all na the same, theres no good for elede (pig) pikin and theres no good for all guns wey dey, shakabula dey kill
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Farriel(m): 5:13pm On Jan 21, 2006
True true, guns are bad. But that doesn't make that lady obese. I would even want to meet her myself.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by thelastdon(m): 5:48pm On Jan 21, 2006
na PH I dey stay before I enter this State, which place be your area for PH?, to meet the girl na small thing, I go tell when I know where u dey for that PH
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by bernieman(m): 7:25pm On Jan 22, 2006
I go die oooo.Na wetin some guys fit do to get what they want be dat.Well,God will help Nigerians ooo.It is well.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Icon(m): 9:06pm On Jan 22, 2006
But the girl fine pass the guy now. How she take gree for am? Fine bobos no dey her country again?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by bernieman(m): 12:10pm On Jan 23, 2006
grin.Who says Love has anything to do with it as long as the purpose is achieved.A man may climb a mountain just to make a record.Gbenga has to climb this one to get a green card.I wish you all the best,GBENGA....
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by glamour(f): 8:40pm On Jan 23, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin lol this is really funny but its better than robbery and killing innocent souls[color=#770077][/color]
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by kingviking(m): 6:01pm On Feb 01, 2006
Oh boi, that's one HUNK of woman!  cheesy that was real funny. The girl must also be getting something out of the relationship cheesy But seriously, a guy that can handle a woman of such means and collection must be very determined.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by charlisco(m): 6:34pm On Feb 03, 2006
I bet that woman is from the linage of goliath, historian should go and interview her
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Bigtee(m): 6:38pm On Feb 03, 2006
All just to enter yankee, my guy u are O.Y.O(On Your Own)

All the best, thats if u make it out
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by sweetpea(f): 10:06am On Feb 09, 2006
Na wao! this na combination of rhino and antelop,well them dey see like that.Lol.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by sircool147(m): 5:55pm On Mar 21, 2006
The tase of the pudding is in the EATING, there are definitely other ancilliary benefits attached to the GREEN CARD.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by beyunce(f): 1:05pm On Mar 23, 2006
na wa Oh Na So. If Na So God go bless u Nyafu Nyafu, E go tanda 4 ur side Gidigba, ur body go strong KaKaraKa and u go dey Kamkpe, Sote ur enemies go fall Yakata! Yes Oooooooooooo!
Abeg Enjoy Your thing.
Cha Cha
One Love
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by lexjuris: 2:21pm On Mar 24, 2006
Broda Gbenga why did you not come to see us?
Please if you don't want to be like Broda Gbenga better come and talk to us now
@https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-8944.0.html
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by ghanababex(f): 1:31pm On Mar 31, 2006
lololol thats so funny!!! grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Baatunde(m): 2:53pm On Apr 01, 2006
Alaye mi Gbenguloo, ride on boss, u go get pass Green Card, u go get yellow and eventually RED. Come to think of it in this age of advanced digital photography why does anyone have to doubt that the pixs could not have been made up, it only takes alittle bit of artistry. Otherwise the girl suppose don appear for Guiness Book of record for ANY record associated with "SIZE" wink .
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by drered(m): 3:48pm On Apr 01, 2006
ha ha ha omo notin 4 u u won die
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Nobody: 4:35pm On Apr 03, 2006
GUy, talk true no be woman be that. na mountain.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by spax: 8:46am On Apr 05, 2006
massa that man na really midget way e di want carry e life forward. plenty people deh dis out side di find this kind opportunity. man God don chose ur own; love am well well cos some man go snatch cham from u if u no take care. jealousy don start grow inside house for ur cherry e back so? i di fear oh. cheesy wink
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Greatpeter(m): 11:40am On Apr 05, 2006
I no go die ooooo!
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by O4real(m): 1:09pm On Apr 05, 2006
Gbenga is Climbing the Mountain of Fire and Brimstone (MFMb). His calculated life expectancy is finite. May his battered soul rest in piece if he doesnt make it.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by dafman(m): 10:21am On Apr 06, 2006
Once this bros show with this american babe no need for greencard interview again, then go just give am permanent stay forever based on sympathy and pity act
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Ebano(m): 10:14pm On Apr 06, 2006
grin grin   bros gbenga no worry u go get  the green card but the only thing be say no let the babe climb u oh   grin grin grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Efani(m): 11:44pm On Apr 06, 2006
wut da fu*ck was dat lol
dats a huge bit*h
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Efani(m): 11:46pm On Apr 06, 2006
dchosen 1 is gay lol
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by jayemkay(f): 1:16pm On Apr 08, 2006
this is one in a million!very funny man very funny!
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by honeykinky: 12:13pm On Apr 25, 2006
this one don pass mass distruction ohh .God pls accept his soul in purgartory plsssssssssss not hell,
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Nobody: 1:08pm On Apr 26, 2006
This is Bullshit and its not funny, The girl is tight, men but for green card, forget about that. Its not worth it.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by memory707: 3:23pm On May 17, 2006
Bros Gbengulo, you will get that green card, amen! Then they will give you yellow card, followed by RED, Enjoy the green card while it last,

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