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Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Moukee(m): 7:10am On May 22, 2006
My nigga Conscience, those pictures got me rolling on the floor. And they actually paint a true picture of what obtains overseas. These guys sometimes even go for ladies with hunchbacks because such women are not likely to pose any problem when the time comes for you to get your indefinite stay. Sometimes you see guys who marry women who are much older than them, but these old cargoes later wise up to the game and that is the beginning of all the marital stress. I beg my brodas, surviving anywhere outside the good ol' Naija especially where you have to have your stay validated, e nor easy o. Nor be for muff.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Badman888(m): 7:20am On Jun 03, 2006
those are some funny pics there, i have even watched the video clip online but forgotten da link
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Rhodalyn(f): 6:55pm On Jun 11, 2006
lol cheesy cheesy Some funny pics shocked shocked cheesy
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Shentz(f): 9:01pm On Jun 11, 2006
woooooooooooooow
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by legolet(m): 6:22pm On Jun 12, 2006
i feel oga gbenga for real, but nawa sha.seriously,back home,there is no differrence from the size we see with gbenga with some of our women here in naija, the guyz just followed his taste, and green card. shocked
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by ADESUWA(f): 7:05am On Jun 13, 2006
that woman will be better in the wwe
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by jakez: 5:20am On Jun 19, 2006
well! well!! well!!! Gbenga gbenga, you bi correct man jali, greencard easy, abeg oh! ask them weh deh comment say you no try, tell them make them organize the green stuff and you will see all of them go scamp, but gbenga wait oh! you tight well well, you mean say na you dey pompiro this old skundus? haha, at least you no get fear say person go snatch her away from you, enjoy my good friend gbenga.
make u deh chop white santana this one no bi ambourga weh u go take the do the assignment for nite, dr. pj. wink
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by kamsy(f): 1:40pm On Jun 19, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by akani(m): 2:41pm On Jul 08, 2006
It's not bad,just funny!
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Christino(m): 9:16am On Oct 08, 2006
Confusion at it's peak, hope Gbenga's popsy's not seeing this! BUt he must have left his gf in Naija fo sure, men sha.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Shacklay(m): 1:42pm On Oct 08, 2006
Gbenga,
Na wa for this green card ooooooooooo. But tell me, after the green card what next? Is the green card the ultimate? Remember that green card does not bring happiness and oyinbo no bi fool anymore oooo. Pls think twice ooooo lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Proton(m): 10:46am On Oct 28, 2006
I took a quick glance at those making negetive comments so far and realised that
most are from home( Naija). This guy should be commended, if pictures/situations are true.
The truth is, come or go to most Western countries as illegal, stuffs you go thru on the road to been legal resident are mostly rough and will only make you smile at those lovely pics.

Besides, they might just be in love and happy. Hello
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by daviespan(m): 1:24pm On Oct 28, 2006
anything for love cool
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by cj4ugoo(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2006
This is unbelievable as people say, but nothing is unbelievable again in the world of ours. it might sound funny but the people involve do not see it funny as most do. Please leave them all alone. This their choice, any thing out from this will be their own responsibility oo .
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by fidelia57(f): 6:07pm On Nov 01, 2006
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b] nawa for people o? sha na because of green card na make am go carry wetin pass am. na God go de see us for this life nwe we come.
    make u just be careful or els go die trowe.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by rosamosqy(m): 6:39pm On Nov 02, 2006
@all of you!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll! I wan die! llllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll!
I dont die o! looooooooooooooooooooooooool! Una make my day today! it's been long i laughted like this o! I don die!
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by fidelia57(f): 7:10pm On Nov 02, 2006
you don try.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by lilmadam(f): 11:52am On Jan 04, 2007
he's awaiting his red card not green card grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by queen2(f): 4:46pm On Jan 04, 2007
lol, funny funny funny grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by agnesoseka: 7:16pm On Feb 11, 2007
Na by Force?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by luvlymoi(f): 5:46pm On Feb 28, 2007
lmao, wat people would do for the sake of green card, lol, very funny
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by shens2006(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2007
shege!!! shocked shocked shocked wats that?. Na wa o
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by donnymikky(m): 11:10am On Mar 03, 2007
You know what myou really work for last long grin
so bro Gbenga has to put in extra work hours to meet target but i doubt it if he would be able to finish this A S S I G N M E N T grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by shens2006(m): 11:20am On Mar 03, 2007
hmmn lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by bunmii(f): 9:48pm On Mar 03, 2007
roflmao  grin  grin  grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by soccerchic(f): 12:38am On Mar 07, 2007
Lord have mercy! LMFAO . Wow and Wow! somebody please wake me up! shocked shocked
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by 9ja4eva: 7:03am On Mar 12, 2007
Lmao.WOW i cnt stop laughing.Did the guy actually survive?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by seggywilly: 12:25pm On Mar 13, 2007
hey na soup be this, anyway na Nigeria cause am, omo boy must eat na,  carry go all for green card, e no easy,  sege odejayi shocked sad angry grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by 9ja4eva: 4:21am On Mar 14, 2007
LOL.Ha that one na 50/50 chance oh so its best to just be illegal.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by godfrey920(m): 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2007
let the bed be the judge if the guy is too small for the girl or not.case dismiss grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Okeamu1(m): 8:47pm On Mar 14, 2007
Its what the d***ck did , I am sure the guy is well padded inside, ladies you better line up , grin grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by 9ja4eva: 6:11am On Mar 15, 2007
The guy really needs to make sure he doesnt break any part of his body cos i jst cnt imagine

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