FTbomb:
very bad mood, i tell ya. i could drill a wall with my John Thomas right now. i just discovered a liquid cocaine..

ahh... Hahahaha easy bro.


just liquid without weed? baba when you add am weed ni, your john Thomas will not only drill wall but the thickness alone fit toll trailer ; D


swear, things like that runs me down faster than anything you can think of if not "beer". I will quietly pass

Lucaz:
ahh... Hahahaha easy bro.


just liquid without weed? baba when you add am weed ni, your john Thomas will not only drill wall but the thickness alone fit toll trailer ; D


swear, things like that runs me down faster than anything you can think of if not "beer". I will quietly pass

no more weed, bro, i'm allergic; but i do shisha occasionally.
i booze Heineken most of the time but it doesn't get me high the way i want it. it just fills up my tummy and make me pee like a diabetic patient.
but this action bitters is something else: it stays inside you, feels like drugs and gets you high as fvck. best served chill..

This is a good one.

Im happy mynd44 has not closed this thread...... dt is a sign dt if I gamble ds week I will win.

Mynd44:

I am protected by

[quote author=Mynd44 post=53540747][/quote] i cannot believe in this world that mynd44 would make me laugh. . .the only thing I get from you is ban


thanks for the laugh, the pic though

Timelezz:


And you should come too...let me see if you're as soft as I have always envisaged

I'll pass.

I'm anything but soft, trust me

Ishilove:

I'll pass.

I'm anything but soft, trust me

You don't say... Tell me about it. Lol.

SalomonKane:
Bumbae1. You've been viewing this thread for aeons, please, if and when you come to Lagos, Nigeria, be sure to holla at thee. It'll be my up most pleasure to "kpef" you till you sing Hallelujah Chorus.

Don't be shy, life is short, please, let's get high and get fly...

Cheers.

Honestly would have gone but not in Lagos at the moment . Thanks for the invite though
I think i didnt unfollow so my moniker must have still been showing even after i logged off .. hole you guys had fun .

Ishilove:

I'll pass.

I'm anything but soft, trust me

Babe, I'm still lying on the bed lazily, totally boozed out with the stiffest morning erectión reserved for you at no cost.

Timelezz:
Babe, I'm still lying on the bed lazily, totally boozed out with the stiffest morning erectión reserved for you at no cost.

You're unbelievably vulgar

Bumbae1:

Honestly would have gone but not in Lagos at the moment . Thanks for the invite though
I think i didnt unfollow so my moniker must have still been showing even after i logged off .. hole you guys had fun .

We had fun, the fun still continues today. Alcohol is an everyday thing in Nigeria now.

And you're welcome.

SalomonKane:
You don't say... Tell me about it. Lol.

Come closer lemme whisper it...

Timelezz:
Babe, I'm still lying on the bed lazily, totally boozed out with the stiffest morning erectión reserved for you at no cost.

Never knew a stiff dick can scare the hell outta some women. Then you wonder why they tend to dream about guys with 'big cassava'.

Cc: Ishilove.

SalomonKane:
We had fun, the fun still continues today. Alcohol is an everyday thing in Nigeria now.

And you're welcome.

What drink do guys drink there .. alcohol and me don't go together too bitter men well glad youlot having fun without me

Ishilove:

Come closer lemme whisper it...

You know what will happen if I do. Lol.

Bumbae1:

What drink do guys drink there .. alcohol and me don't go together too bitter men well glad youlot having fun without me

Oh alcohol comes in different brand. There is beer, spirit (bourbon, gin, whisky, scotch) and our locally made herbal alcoholic drink.

What do you drink, red wine?

Yea we did. Trust me, next time if you're around, you'll be in the thick of the fun.

SalomonKane:
Oh alcohol comes in different brand. There is beer, spirit (bourbon, gin, whisky, scotch) and our locally made herbal alcoholic drink.

What do you drink, red wine?

Yea we did. Trust me, next time if you're around, you'll be in the thick of the fun.

p

Haha i bet sounds like fun ! .. Red wine yuck not sure how people do it .. and it has a smell i dont like the merlot one

Tried beer too many bubbles ..

Palmwine the only think i really like or vodka but have to mix it with juice .. i know , i know light weight
You guys should still be in bed after the night you had ..

Ishilove:

You're unbelievably vulgar

I'm just being honest, my dear. My briefs are unyieldingly protruded and you know it can only soften up after being baptised by pussy juice...

Bumbae1:
p

Haha i bet sounds like fun ! .. Red wine yuck not sure how people do it .. and it has a smell i dont like the merlot one

Tried beer too many bubbles ..

Palmwine the only think i really like or vodka but have to mix it with juice .. i know , i know light weight
You guys should still be in bed after the night you had ..

Yea we should, but we gotto work. Duty calls...

I'm sure you'll not run out of supply of Palm Wine when you come around. It's readily available.

How do you take it, fresh?

Vodka and juice is a piece of cake. You'll drink to your fill.

SalomonKane:
Never knew a stiff dick can scare the hell outta some women. Then you wonder why they tend to dream about guys with 'big cassava'.

Cc: Is.hilove.

I think every healthy girl will agree an erect dick is a priceless gift from man to her. No pretence.

Timelezz:
I think every healthy girl will agree an erect dick is a priceless gift from man to her. No pretence.

Yea, no pretence. Then again, almost every healthy girl tend to pretend when they see an erect dick, some even utter that annoying word: eewwwww.

SalomonKane:
Never knew a stiff dick can scare the hell outta some women. Then you wonder why they tend to dream about guys with 'big cassava'.

Cc: Ishilove.

Lol. Why are did you cc me?

SalomonKane:
Yea, no pretence. Then again, almost every healthy girl tend to pretend when they see an erect dick, some even utter that annoying word: eewwwww.

Behind that "eewwwwww" is a cry of pure joy

Ishilove:

Lol. Why are did you cc me?

Just to know if you're really scared of an erect dick.

Timelezz:
Behind that "eewwwwww" is a cry of pure joy

I honestly believe you bro

Ishilove:

Lol. Why are did you cc me?

He wants you never to miss the most intense quack of your body only I could guarantee.

I will soon leave for the island this morning but will be meeting other Nairalanders by 2pm same venue. Come around, and bring your erstwhile colleague(s) to meet me.

Timelezz:
I thought it bad manners and a lack of goodwill having crossed one geopolitical region of the country into another and having to spend nearly a week in Lagos--precisely in Mynd44's local government area without having the good graces to invite Nairaland's foremost moderator to dine with me.

So mynd44, might I invite you to come drink with me at Laparias Hotel and Suites? I have been here since sunday and would love to meet you in person over idle drinks and chat.

Hit me up if you're game.

Bro I'm I welcome?

Talasuma:


Bro I'm I welcome?

Sure. If you're good. Pure intentions.

Timelezz:
I'm just being honest, my dear. My briefs are unyieldingly protruded and you know it can only soften up after being baptised by pussy juice...

So why are you telling me?

SalomonKane:
Just to know if you're really scared of an erect dick.

Lol. You are not serious o

Timelezz:
He wants you never to miss the most intense quack of your body only I could guarantee.

I will soon leave for the island this morning but will be meeting other Nairalanders by 2pm same venue. Come around, and bring your erstwhile colleague(s) to meet me.

I'll pass, but thanks for the invitation.

Welcome to Lagos. Do have fun.

Ishilove:

So why are you telling me?

Have I ever hidden my blooming desire to fück you?