before embarking on my story, let me use this opportunity to first encourage and advice guys that are 'losers' out there that irrespective of how highly smart, intelligent, adorable a woman is, first thing first, she is still a woman.

u need to at first say 'hi' before anything happens. if I wanna make out with Obamas wife, wishful thinking wouldn't make it happen, it start by just saying 'hi'

infact if u say 'hi' to ten ladies at random, 6 out of theme would wait to listen.

last two weeks, was taking a walk and felt like doing small stunt. my plan was to rap with a lady that was way out of my league, u know all these independent big ladies.

luckily, I noticed a gorgeous lady acting nonchallant to the flirtations of a man accompanying her. her butt was what took me up from where I was and I followed the ass to where ever it will lead me to. immediately the man left her I approached and the following transpired.

me. that was a rude way to treat your husband, he must have really offended u.
her. my husband! hell no
me. oh I thought he was, considering how close and compatible you guys were walking.
her. abeg abeg abeg, I no they compatible with that one oooo
Me. too proud lady, you are too proud. u made him felt like a low life.
her. I no send am message
me. this one whey u they scatter broken, shey u tough like that
"she laughed*
her. yes na
*I gave her a slight punch on her shoulder to affirm how tough she was*
me. and you talk say u strong, na only mouth u get

go on soun

I dey mark attendance, no noise abeg. Op continue.

me. I have to go back now, a friend of mine would be visiting, had to ensure I didn't miss her, reason am staying here
her. no problem
me. let me have your cell number

afterwards we started chatting on phone and stuff. I realised she was into me when she asked if I stay alone.

her. where do u stay
me. hostel, am a student, notwithstanding, if we need our privacy I could tell my roomie to excuse us.
he; hostel! hell no.

fast forward after 3 days, she got lodged in an hotel and chatted me up to ask if I could come greet her. she was particular about me coming early, since she will sign out around 12pm.

na so omo boy carry bike find d hotel go, while on bike have thought of all the "James deen style' I would incure on this babe.

me. knock knock knock
her. who
me. keenn
she opens the door, before she could say 'how was your trip' I don plant kiss for her forhead, and I ensured my lips were moist before doing that.

na so kiss start ooo, boy o boy, she was good.
good body fragrance, no body nor Mouth odor. before we know it, slowly we were both naked.

me. am sorry I can't do this
her. don't worry, am not a small girl
me. I know u ain't, I cant have sex without condom, infact even in the dream i dont have sex without condom( if u are thinking I have a spirit wife. u are on your own)
me. don't worry, there would be another time.
her. why can't you go and buy
" most guys would agree that, it is very rare to leave a lady on to go buy CD, because before u come back, she don wear her jeans"
me. ASAP, I was back with my Stuff

before we started I told her my mode of operandi: " my dear, this is how I function, I can go as many rounds as possible, if u are keen to tag along with me u only need to give me a good BJ for me to come up after every climax, and we can go on and on". the babe happy die!

as I enter, i made some slow strokes and some fast ones, and I asked her to choose between the two strokes, or if she preferred a mix, the babe chose the slow ones, and the gymnastic went on and on.........until I came.

I could only go a round, hotel time was almost 12.


she must have so loved what transpired she requested we lodged for the weekend fri- Sunday of the following week. all expense by her, but I was to take care of feeding.

during that lodging (of the following week) before i entered her, I repeated my modes of operadi....

in all we went for about 13 rounds. God! I came 13 times.

one of the best sex experience have heard.



if u are there wishing u could do all these, first thing first, remember to always say hi. no one get arrested for that.

sexual fitness comes through regular exercise (both weightlifting and aerobics eg jogging, skating) there ain't any secret to it, there's no need to pop up pills.

the Lagos state marathon is on Saturday, I am going are u?

Ummmhhhh !

respect my brother

ameezy:
respect my brother

easy soldier, easssyyyyy.

13 times? did he say he came 13times? 13!!! wait....what?! was it 13?...yeah...he said he came 13times...wow, thats alot of cumminnnn...i think hes from cummingham. did you know this lad played as a striker for cummingham athletic? oh did he?...yeah...he was terrible i tell ya

Fork fork op

Like Seriously, u think it can work for anybody? Hell no...... I think the lady like u, not just because u said "hi"

trano:
Like Seriously, u think it can work for anybody? Hell no...... I think the lady like u, not just because u said "hi"

how would I have eventually known if she would like me if I had not initiated the conversation by my first 'hi'

try imagine the lady or guy u are dating or have once dated if no one initiated the first conversation.

it necessarily doesn't have to be an 'hi', it could be any word to initiate a conversation... hello, whatsup, good morning...

Can you imagine this nigga


All 13times semen abi blood ejaculation

Bros this piece of lie sweet ehn, PISS E GO BE....

Dude your lies are just stupid, from the watery made-up conversation to the 13 rounds claim.

Shey you think say all your readers na mumu?

oga 13 times na cum no be came b it present or past tense it still remains cum.

Nawa o! 13 times in 4 days? I do like 8times in one night! 13 times is a day n half for me!
But u try sha! Fvckboi!

cutegoddy:
oga 13 times na cum no be came b it present or past tense it still remains cum.

but u got my drift

[quote author=Bahddo post=53566431]Dude your lies are just stupid, from the watery made-up conversation to the 13 rounds claim.

Shey you think say all your readers na mumu? [/quote


my story will be impossible in a case of 'chronic oligospermia'

I am not a sufferer, are u?

if u are, there are medications and practices I can employ you to try out.

[quote author=keenn post=53573864][/quote] blah blah blah... You can't even quote properly.

keenn:
before embarking on my story, let me use this opportunity to first encourage and advice guys that are 'losers' out there that irrespective of how highly smart, intelligent, adorable a woman is, first thing first, she is still a woman.

u need to at first say 'hi' before anything happens. if I wanna make out with Obamas wife, wishful thinking wouldn't make it happen, it start by just saying 'hi'

infact if u say 'hi' to ten ladies at random, 6 out of theme would wait to listen.

last two weeks, was taking a walk and felt like doing small stunt. my plan was to rap with a lady that was way out of my league, u know all these independent big ladies.

luckily, I noticed a gorgeous lady acting nonchallant to the flirtations of a man accompanying her. her butt was what took me up from where I was and I followed the ass to where ever it will lead me to. immediately the man left her I approached and the following transpired.

me. that was a rude way to treat your husband, he must have really offended u.
her. my husband! hell no
me. oh I thought he was, considering how close and compatible you guys were walking.
her. abeg abeg abeg, I no they compatible with that one oooo
Me. too proud lady, you are too proud. u made him felt like a low life.
her. I no send am message
me. this one whey u they scatter broken, shey u tough like that
"she laughed*
her. yes na
*I gave her a slight punch on her shoulder to affirm how tough she was*
me. and you talk say u strong, na only mouth u get

congratulations my brother you have made it in life......

u better give your life to christ and start experience a whole new and better life