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Is Valentine's Day World Intimacy Day? by ennysuccess(m): 8:10am On Feb 15, 2017 |
Valentine's Day is usually celebrated February 14 every year because of the heroics of Sir Valentine back in the days but Valentine's Day has now become a day where alot of weird activities like 1. Dressing too colourful as if it's a ticket to heaven 2. Excessive makeup and painting as if it's your wedding day 3. Expecting gifts as if you are expecting Christ 4. Becoming nice and caring all of a sudden because it's Valentine's season it won't take u to heaven 5. Expecting sex in return as if you are expecting Mr. President to return to the country 6. Spending all your savings from January in just a day then tomorrow you will be on nairaland screaming and wailing Buhari 7. Learning to be romantic by researching on how to show love but never researched on how to save Nigeria from recession there is God 8. Girls expecting thier boo to propose is like expecting dollar to be equal to naira 9. Girls are busy buying boxers here and there tomorrow if your guy now put it to practice you will be wailing Gender Equality did he bought boxers for u 10. By these time next month periods will go missing like chibok girls and 2016 budgets Feel free to add yours let's keep it rolling
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Re: Is Valentine's Day World Intimacy Day? by psucc(m): 8:23am On Feb 15, 2017 |
Be blunt. It's WORLD ILLICIT SEX DAY |
Re: Is Valentine's Day World Intimacy Day? by ennysuccess(m): 8:55am On Feb 15, 2017 |
Bad boi |
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