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Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 12:09pm On Feb 18, 2017
Leave me to spark english the way i like. Not happy that i get to wake up alone. I used to see my one and only love then (jenifa) as a burden till i became single (up to 3 years now). Below are some reasons why i might remain this way:

1. F*cked up mind - porn and sxcht has formatted my pragmatic judgement. I just want to handle girls. Crazy I think with my dicckk instead of my head. I wonder how i will court dacblogger, jashar, treasuredluv, agbenuanna, kosy79 and the rest without jumping into sex topic. 5 to 6 months dating before access to the honeypot seems difficult.
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by treasuredluv(f): 12:15pm On Feb 18, 2017
When they tell you peole to stop smoking ijebu weed, you won't listen, now see its effect. SMH.
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2017
2. Lack of sex-starved girls ideal manhood - my pweek is another issue cheesy. So many mental pictures of f.uck make it do only 'short time'. Oya,let me take tramadol na,they will be 'fearing'. My stick sef is not up to 8 inches as some girls need. E for better if they only need smooching.

3. Misplaced priorities - i mainly think of football, gambling, self-service, junk-buying without proper attention to my important needs like clothing and rltnshp.

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Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by jashar(f): 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2017
redbeans:
Leave me to spark english the way i like. Not happy that i get to wake up alone. I used to see my one and only love then (jenifa) as a burden till i became single (up to 3 years now). Below are some reasons why i might remain this way:

1. F*cked up mind - porn and sxcht has formatted my pragmatic judgement. I of ladies. I now think with my dicckk instead of my head. Wonder how i court dacblogger, jashar, treasuredluv, agbenuanna, kosy79 and the rest without jumping into sex topic. 5 to 6 months dating before access to the honeypot seems difficult.

5-6 months is a small something. Na till after the wedding.


Start from genuine friendships. How many people you wan court sef? undecided


P.S: from your write-up, you never ripe. undecided
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 12:27pm On Feb 18, 2017
4. Not babe-worthy sad : can't bring myself down to toast a babe because am pusillanimous. Petrifed by how they might react to my big everything (head,nose,ear, mouth etc). Still hoping that fine 2go girls will come back so i woo them.

5. Broke - no savings, no house, no future no sugar mummy to help out self etc. Maybe i should just smoke away (treasuredluv assertion of smokin mite come to pass) the remaining MB left in my life... #sadly.an.'ode'
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2017
cry of a lonely man wink fire down
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by treasuredluv(f): 12:36pm On Feb 18, 2017
redbeans:
4. Not babe-worthy sad : can't bring myself down to toast a babe because am pusillanimous. Petrifed by how they might react to my big everything (head,nose,ear, mouth etc). Still hoping that fine 2go girls will come back so i woo them.

5. Broke - no savings, no house, no future no sugar mummy to help out self etc. Maybe i should just smoke away (treasuredluv assertion of smokin mite come to pass) the remaining MB left in my life... #sadly.an.'ode'
hahaha, ds guy u no well oo
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2017
OP, instead of working yourself up unnecessarily because of relationship issue, it is important you find joy and happiness in the singlehood.

Let the love inside of you which have been latent for a while now radiates outward for people to see...

Strive to establish a ground on which a profound relationship can be built now while you are still single...

Most importantly, relationships are one hell of burden when paired with an asshole. So channel your useful energy in to fruitful and productive endeavors. So that when you eventually meet this person, she will appreciate you for a job well done while she was away...

Watching porn and thinking with your d!ck may seem an instant solution but in the long run, the end result there in is monumental and instalmental which are capable of causing damage to your sense of reasoning, societal status, personality and superiority complex...

The state of singledom is peculiar in that it helps you to channel your undivided attention into creating a substantial imprint/legacy to take into a promising relationship...
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 1:09pm On Feb 18, 2017
jashar:


5-6 months is a small something. Na till after the wedding.


Start from genuine friendships. How many people you wan court sef? undecided


P.S: from your write-up, you never ripe. undecided
i want to fuccck o

Modified: (inner thought-i wan do,i wan do bt paradoxically i cn't even take a woman to cloud 9)
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by jashar(f): 2:44pm On Feb 18, 2017
redbeans:
i want to fuccck o

Modified: (inner thought-i wan do,i wan do bt paradoxically i cn't even take a woman to cloud 9)

I'm out.

undecided undecided undecided
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 2:49pm On Feb 18, 2017
The trend of girls buying into guys' talk of love when it's actually the punny they want is aversive. Why don't they just allow us state our intentions from the start!!
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by AgbenuAnna(f): 3:39pm On Feb 18, 2017
redbeans:
Leave me to spark english the way i like. Not happy that i get to wake up alone. I used to see my one and only love then (jenifa) as a burden till i became single (up to 3 years now). Below are some reasons why i might remain this way:

1. F*cked up mind - porn and sxcht has formatted my pragmatic judgement. I just want to handle girls. Crazy I think with my dicckk instead of my head. I wonder how i will court dacblogger, jashar, treasuredluv, agbenuanna, kosy79 and the rest without jumping into sex topic. 5 to 6 months dating before access to the honeypot seems difficult.
haba me ?Go street ask person for your area na
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 3:44pm On Feb 18, 2017
Is it that small Why are you babeless?

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Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 18, 2017
judefcc:
cry of a lonely man wink fire down
my broda, prophesy into my dating life o
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 18, 2017
AgbenuAnna:
haba me ?Go street ask person for your area na
but bae u can reason with me better since you know my predicament
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by AgbenuAnna(f): 8:10am On Feb 22, 2017
redbeans:
but bae u can reason with me better since you know my predicament
lol taken already. check next door
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 8:48pm On Feb 24, 2017
AgbenuAnna:
lol taken already. check next door
cheesy I'll turn a waiter on top your matter. Mad over you
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 7:23pm On Feb 27, 2017
treasuredluv:
hahaha, ds guy u no well oo
help me find my way sad
Re: Living In Perpetual Babelessness by Nobody: 1:53pm On May 09, 2017
Is it that small Why are you babeless?
hian! Big o but malfunctioning

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