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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by mamagee3(f): 11:43pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
annyplenty: Are you serious? |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Moyola(f): 11:47pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
faakay: HAAAAAA!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Moyola(f): 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
9JAH na wa! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by chrisical(m): 1:02am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Na waooo.All these 'madness' in Lagos |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by braine(m): 1:19am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Its only in Lagos u'll find a mad man helping students solve their maths exam 'expo'! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:36am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Lagos Scenerio Police case::: Ma friend dey go him own jeje!! na sooo 1 police jst come hold am!! my friend noticed the guy coming was a police man but he was in mufty, b4 the guy hold am for trouser, ma friend give am SLAP!!! GBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GBA!! who are u re? U be theif!!! dem don dey give dem sef blow::: b4 Police man bring ID |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by hotteju(f): 9:07am On Dec 13, 2009 |
only in lagos after boarding the bus someone will shout good morning brothers and sisters. lol |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 9:09am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Funny thread braine: faakay: rotflmaoooooooooooooo |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by na2day2(m): 9:55am On Dec 13, 2009 |
na wa ooo, lagos na die! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 10:57am On Dec 13, 2009 |
na only lagos bus conductor no dey enter bus before e take off, is the bus slow down sef, e go come down dey use leg waka. maybe thats because im don sell im seat for money. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by chrisical(m): 1:03pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
It is only in Lagos you would enter an hospiital with headaches doctor would say you have lung cancer and brain tumor just to fleece you of your money |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by chrisical(m): 1:31pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
My goodness
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Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Moyola(f): 1:44pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
roflmcao!!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by 1forall: 1:55pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Wtf? |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Jarus(m): 4:23pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Ever bought a fufu phone before? In one makeshift stand in those rough parts of Lagos, you price a phone, examine it and pay for it. But in the process of packing it for you, the phone you priced will be exchanged for a fufu moulded into phone, and neatly carved, and packed into the phone case. On getting home, you will realize a fufu has been sold for you as phone. No trace of seller again. Only in my dear Lagos!!!! |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by abasifo(m): 5:37pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Jarus: you right man , it has happen to me,& u can not find them if u like use all d Nigeria Police |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by annyplenty(m): 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
It is only in Lagos you will see people turn an open space under the bridge into their living room. they will bring mattress, cooking pots, stove and other items and live in the open space. So funny, policemen may be passing vehicles around the bridge and do nothing. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by annyplenty(m): 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
If you can survive lagos, then you can survive in lions den |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by annyplenty(m): 8:28pm On Dec 13, 2009 |
Moyola: Anti Moyo, how a u? mo ti miss yin gan ooooo |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by celebritee(m): 2:59am On Dec 14, 2009 |
This happened quite a while back. I boarded a bus from Ketu to Ikorodu. There's a spot at kosofe where gun bearing Mopol usually collect N20 (shandi) from commercial vehicle owners. My bus driver wanted to be faster than his shadow and so he pretended to slow down to deliver his shandi. All of a sudden, he just sped past like a bat from hell. It was like the Mopol peeps were fully expecting this and so they ran to their parked vehicle and chased us. It was terrifying as i was at the back of the bus and all i could think of was the Mopol opening fire and 'accidentally discharging' on the bus. That led me to lie face-down on the floor of the bus to minimise the probability of getting a bullet firmly lodged in the spinal cord. Fortunately, there was a bit of traffic at mile 12 and the Mopol guys caught up with us. They descended on the bus driver with fury delivering all sorts of blows, slaps and kicks. The poor guy started begging. I remember his exact words. '' Abeg sir. Abeg. I dey try to stop my motor. The thing no gree stop. Abeg. I get your 20 naira inside my pigeon hole''. The passengers were evacuated and the bus was seized and I was only too happy to be alive to board the next bus. Unconsciously, the experience made me to start sitting in the middle of buses. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by na2day2(m): 3:15am On Dec 14, 2009 |
celebritee: all that just for 20 naira? |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:16am On Dec 14, 2009 |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/207563_madness_jpg4716b8ab71997a8f4bc3d53ccaedc750 rotflmao!!!! This has to be photoshopped |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by Nobody: 8:28am On Dec 14, 2009 |
only in lagos will you see 2 crippled beggers fight. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by GTay(m): 8:51am On Dec 14, 2009 |
celebritee: na wah oh
bros pray to get your ride soon |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by otukpo(f): 9:00am On Dec 14, 2009 |
Jarus: OMG! THIS LAGOS SEF! ONE COMMON THING AT ASWANI MARKET IS BUYING STONES IN PLACE OF JEWELRY. IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS; U SEE ALL THOSE BOYS HAWKING JEWELRY IN THE MARKET, NORMALLY THEY WRAP THE JEWELRIES IN SMALL BROWN PAPER AND THEY WILL JUST OPEN THE PAPER FOR U TO SEE THE JEWELRY. U BEGIN TO PRIZE, THEY WILL PUT IT BACK INTO THEIR POCKETS WHEN THEY DONT AGREE WITH THE PRIZE. AND MAYBE WHEN U INSIST AND WANT TO GO, THEY WILL GIVE U THE PACK, U PAY MONEY. B4 U TURN UR BACK, THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED ONLY FOR U TO OPEN THE WRAP AND SEE THAT ITS SMALL SMALL STONES WRAPPED IN THE PAPER. U KNOW WHAT, THEY HAVE SMARTLY EXCHANGED THE WRAP OF JEWELRY WITH A WRAP OF STONES IN THEIR POCKET. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by otukpo(f): 9:02am On Dec 14, 2009 |
ONLY IN LAGOS U SEE WOMEN EVEN FINE BABES, TESTING BRA OPENLY IN THE MARKET PLACE. SHAME NO DEY LAGOS. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by na2day2(m): 9:07am On Dec 14, 2009 |
otukpo: since when? tell me that market make i go sidon 4 there |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by celebritee(m): 9:19am On Dec 14, 2009 |
bros pray to get your ride soon [/quote] It is only in Lagos that you have some boys at Yaba touching and smooching potential female customers. All in the name of 'selling their market'. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by azeezbaba(m): 1:39pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
It is only in Lagos you see police men every 200meters and what are they doing? Stop and search. Ask all manner of irrelevant questions. Ask you for your phone and check your phones records, contacts and text messages, search your wallet and even ask you to boot your laptop if you have one. If you think am lieing, come to ajao estate and carry a black bag. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by chanky: 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
is only in Lagos u will see a corporate beggar. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by ellab(f): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Dis happened 2 a 4rend of mine. She boarded a bus goin 2 work and a man bside her started complainin cuz of a hausa man who was defeacatin by d roadside and d conductor,out of anger shouted,"u no Dey sh!t?". Lagos is jus crazy bt i love d place. |
Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by isaiahlegend(m): 3:46pm On Dec 14, 2009 |
Jeez!!! love this thread, I've been laughing out my guts here , Keep it coming peeps |
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