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I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 7:08am On Dec 17, 2009 |
My girlfriend who goes to a pentocostal church was told by her pastor who also happens to be an ignoramus that dating an atheist is the equivalent of dating satan himself. So she broke up with me |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 7:18am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 7:32am On Dec 17, 2009 |
and on these boring notes. . .we can call it a day i hope btw wey ogidiboy with his man crush Tudór: |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 7:40am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating. The bad part is some people are gullible enough to believe these charlatans |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 8:00am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Atheists: who is the charlatan here? tudor who is both male and female depending on the occasion? joke's on you dude |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 8:08am On Dec 17, 2009 |
At least she/he does not ask me to sow seeds of faith that will multiply and end up with me being a millionaire |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2009 |
well, you're certainly taking giant leaps of faith about his/her gender. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 8:22am On Dec 17, 2009 |
^^ Here is someone who refuses to indicate its gender. . .how ironic |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Atheists: 8:27am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Tudor your profile pic is sexy ? Is that you ? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Kay17: 10:38am On Dec 17, 2009 |
to them, reason is the preserve of the devil and his demons! |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by AKO1(m): 11:12am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Shame poor you |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 11:33am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Atheists: I laugh in swahilli, 2B*@LS<M(!QDSI, aint seen nothing yet. this is what you get when peeps think they can infuse their diseased-thoughts on innocent people, a girl for that matter. Tudór: I see, so mr.Napkin atheist has first of all become a she-male ( i didnt say so, the foolish picture said so) lurking for innocent prey to lure into lesbianism. i laugh in zulezu ;';,/$^I!OP!. next time you could add a goats/cows genita.l in there maybe then we will applaud your peak of confusion and self-illusion. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 1:44pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
^^ Sometimes when I read your posts I can't help but pity you. . . I dnt knw if you're trying to make a joke for the sake of it or you just naturally stupiid. The blue font doesn't help matters, it makes you look retarded. Its only a retar.d that'll type senseless posts then take the pains to colour it blue. . . . You worship jesus the least he should do is give you some brain cells. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 1:55pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
^^^ refer to wikipedia, its believed there that folly raises at about 1:44:23 PM which is just about the same time your old wrinkled phalanges typed the rubbish up here and about the blue fonts , its called personality style (should i teach you again) Tudor let me teach you something 1. I can bear with 'em true atheist, folks like Huxley and co who even feel they can spread the disease of self-illusion even to twitter and facebook, but for you, i can describe you as some wagon chaser who prolly couldnt catch up the christian bus for sake of lateness and as such declined to catch up the atheist wagon but unfortunately met it filled. you're caught in the middle of stupidness and neglect that you dont even know what you profess. today you are a male, 2mrw a female, today you are a christian, 2mrw an atheist, today you are sane, 2mrw you are otherwise!. I sincerely feel for you. Tonye: Jesus Loves you! Tudor: Does he? Tonye: Yes he does Tudor: but i missed the bus Tonye: He is sending another 2mrw by 7am dont miss it. Mr.Chicken Atheist.! |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 2:05pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
Tonye-t:Ha ha ha ha ha Personality style indeed So, i take it you were born retarded right? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by SisiKill1: 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
Lmfao! |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by JeSoul(f): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
Atheists: Who else thinks this: that his girlfriend used this pastor as an excuse to break up with Atheist?? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
Tudor, If writing and coloring the font blue is your definition of retardation then you have to really check the psychiathric home very fast and i mean very fast. you see what i have been saying here all the while . This she-male will never sieze to embarrass himself here, what has blue color and ones writing style got to do with retardation ok. i see, NOW I KNOW WHY THEY SAY INSANE PEEPS MISTAKE OTHERS FOR THEMSELVES. gooosh i cant stop laughing, when i need a good laugh i read mr.cemetary sleepers posts. i just cant get enough of this she-male and maybe if you dont mind i could also make the style sleeker you know! you feel me? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 5:50pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
Tonye-t:Dude don't shoot the messenger. . . With the silliness, utter stupiidities and childishness frequently mirrored in your posts colouring it blue just makes you look retarded thats all. A perfectly sane individual would spot the stupidiities in the post midway between highlighting and colouring but you somehow happily colour your dumb posts without realising they are dumb. . . .shows you're retarded. I'll have you know i donate frequently to charities and NGO's for disabled and mentally challenged people. . . I can refer you to a support group. Think about it (that is if you can still think) |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 6:05pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
JeSoul:OMG, is that how you dump boyfriends? Chicks like you who've been 'out there' make things difficult for we virgin girls. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Kay17: 6:37pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
they don't have a constant doctrine. |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 11:38am On Dec 18, 2009 |
Tudór: Wooooooooow , this is amazing, good work bro!, but that just made you a RELIGIOUS ATHEIST. >>>James 1:27 27 Pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their trouble, and to keep oneself unspotted from the world. NKJV I see you in 90% christian and 0.1% Atheist and maybe 9.9% undecised! |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tudor6(f): 12:09pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Tonye-t:Should I refer you to the retards union? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by richjohn1(m): 12:49pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
tonye-t how old are you? |
Re: I Hate Pentecostal Pastors ! by Tonyet1(m): 1:06pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
rich_john: Reasons? |
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