LuvSwollenPussy:
They capture the upsskirt of women sitting indiscriminately

jaymejate:
Church camera men are wonderful people and special people. They can do some things sometimes that will amaze you.
These are the common things you see them do with camera


1... They're sleep detectors

This is what you all know about, they help the ushers to sight a sleeping member even from afar.
It happened in a church i went to sometimes ago. The pastor was preaching and i realised no one is looking at the preacher, they were all looking at the screen. I looked up too and guess what, i saw a man sleeping and snoring.

2... Their attention can easily be drawn.

If you want to be shown on the screen for the whole church to see, during worship, just kneel down raise your hands and start speaking in tongues or dance like David during praise, they will surely locate you.
I discovered this and i used it during MFM manna water program. I knew the program would be broadcasted for all MFM branch to watch live and my Dad do watch the program too. After the service, i got a phone call from him and he said he saw me that he is happy i am walking is the path of Christ. I quickly use that opportunity to lie that we are to pay for something in school, he sent the money immediately, God forgive me. Thanks to the camera men. You can try it to see if it's true

3... They are spirit detectors.

Whenever heavy prayer is going on in church and i hear a shout of someone "catching spirit", that is someone falling down under anointing, i don't bother to look around, i just look straight to the screen, they're always there.

4... They expose the those that are not serious during church Service.

Something happened in a church i was invited to, the camera man caught a boy playing game on the phone, he then focused on his face and later focus on the phone, we all saw the game, FIFA 16. Later i just heard a sound like paaa, na the mother of the boy go slap the boy. Anytime i notice them coming, I will quickly adjust

5... They don't obey the pastor.

Anytime the pastor say "close your eyes or else you will be possessed". Even the demons passing by will close their eyes, only the camera man nor go close eyes, they just have to focus on the camera.

6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do.

I asked one of them why they don't fall under anointing and he said cameras are expensive, if they fall and camera breaks, they'd better not rise up again. I'm sure that's not the reason why they don't fall.

Add yours...

If you want to join this good people, just join the media team of your church. The benefit is they'll teach you how to handle the camera for free and from there, you can become a professional.

Happy Sunday to you all
Lalasticlala, Mynd44 OAM4J

LuvSwollenPussy:
They capture the upsskirt of women sitting indiscriminately

DonDiego:


How does one sit INDISCRIMINATELY?

Bros, your English sucks badly.

Tipsdon:

Are you male or female?

pelumi10:
They gain nothing from the service

LuvSwollenPussy:
Male. You?

LuvSwollenPussy:

Your criticism sucks badly as well. All you had to do was state the right word in your quote with a constructive intent and not feeling superior without stating the right word. Simple!

Tipsdon:

Female. Change your twitter description

DonDiego:


C'mon, man! You're rather too sensitive. You should be able to take a little ribbing once in a while.

Back to the original issue: CARELESSLY could have been a better choice of word than the one you ended up using.

Cheers.

Mzsolmi:
lmaooo.I totally agree but seriously sometimes I ask myself why I haven't been filled with DT same holyspirit DT react with other people and mk them fall n roll on d floor.so you trying to tell me that it's a scam?

EVILFOREST:

There is no holy spirit in Nigeria.
Leave the shores of this Africa , u will see how people who fall under Anointing behave....

LuvSwollenPussy:
They capture the upsskirt of women sitting carelessly

pelumi10:
They gain nothing from the service

jaymejate:
Church camera men are wonderful people and special people. They can do some things sometimes that will amaze you.
These are the common things you see them do with camera


1... They're sleep detectors

This is what you all know about, they help the ushers to sight a sleeping member even from afar.
It happened in a church i went to sometimes ago. The pastor was preaching and i realised no one is looking at the preacher, they were all looking at the screen. I looked up too and guess what, i saw a man sleeping and snoring.

2... Their attention can easily be drawn.

If you want to be shown on the screen for the whole church to see, during worship, just kneel down raise your hands and start speaking in tongues or dance like David during praise, they will surely locate you.
I discovered this and i used it during MFM manna water program. I knew the program would be broadcasted for all MFM branch to watch live and my Dad do watch the program too. After the service, i got a phone call from him and he said he saw me that he is happy i am walking is the path of Christ. I quickly use that opportunity to lie that we are to pay for something in school, he sent the money immediately, God forgive me. Thanks to the camera men. You can try it to see if it's true

3... They are spirit detectors.

Whenever heavy prayer is going on in church and i hear a shout of someone "catching spirit", that is someone falling down under anointing, i don't bother to look around, i just look straight to the screen, they're always there.

4... They expose the those that are not serious during church Service.

Something happened in a church i was invited to, the camera man caught a boy playing game on the phone, he then focused on his face and later focus on the phone, we all saw the game, FIFA 16. Later i just heard a sound like paaa, na the mother of the boy go slap the boy. Anytime i notice them coming, I will quickly adjust

5... They don't obey the pastor.

Anytime the pastor say "close your eyes or else you will be possessed". Even the demons passing by will close their eyes, only the camera man nor go close eyes, they just have to focus on the camera.

6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do.

I asked one of them why they don't fall under anointing and he said cameras are expensive, if they fall and camera breaks, they'd better not rise up again. I'm sure that's not the reason why they don't fall. Reason Is, no mumu spirit dey catch anybody

Add yours...

If you want to join this good people, just join the media team of your church. The benefit is they'll teach you how to handle the camera for free and from there, you can become a professional.

Happy Sunday to you all
Lalasticlala, Mynd44 OAM4J