BREAKING NEWS!!! Easter May Be Postponed!!! Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small due to the current economic situation and high rate US dollar. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiations are still on going. You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when he will receive alert from his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize for any inconveniences this may cause you.