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Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by snowdrops(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2009
The booby of the first chick no bad at all
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by snowdrops(m): 5:00pm On Dec 21, 2009
Which on be bosom again?
I said b.o.o.b.y
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by keba(m): 5:03pm On Dec 21, 2009
@ OP
Come to PH, let me entertain you with a fat babe and let's see if your opinion will change,
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Nobody: 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2009
Do u mean the br.ea.St. No mind seun jare!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by koolchicco: 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2009
snowdrops:

Which on be bosom again?
I said b.o.o.b.y

Ahehehehe, this NL filtration get as e be oo! grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Nobody: 5:09pm On Dec 21, 2009
The filter software go just spoil wetin you wan talk for you
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Iyineda(m): 5:15pm On Dec 21, 2009
You sound like some one who sleeps with sugar mummies.

Update your language, lad. We say "cougar" nowadays.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 5:24pm On Dec 21, 2009
Iyineda:

Update your language, lad. We say "cougar" nowadays.

Ebonyeyes:

If you dont look like Tyrese (abs and all) then manage what you get. Mofooking, semi-overweight nugors punching above their height grin

grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by sistawoman: 5:24pm On Dec 21, 2009
Iyineda:

Update your language, lad. We say "cougar" nowadays.

Cougar is not synonymous with sugga mama.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2009
^^ wb kiss kiss
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by gshyne(m): 5:37pm On Dec 21, 2009
@poster
if u cant eat IT dont smell IT. From ur posts on this topic its quite obvious u ve been smeeling IT or how else can u be so knowledgeable bout all this some of us can only imagine wats d body of a FAT woman looks like with no clothes on but u sabi finish. I cant blame u if u say after tryin both lepa and orobo   ;u feel say na lepa be d thing to die for grin grin. As for me sha nothin like a fleshy chic with all d right curves at d right places.
Also FAT is not always OBESE. me cant do obesity lol grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Macgreat(m): 5:45pm On Dec 21, 2009
@poster, Am with you mehn. . . i will never marry a fat lady.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2009
Hisssss, you are not serious, wat if the fat person have good character and the fear of God?in short wat if she posses all the qualities of a wife material?hisss, go and have ur head examine.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Rapmoney(m): 6:45pm On Dec 21, 2009
Oh, thank God for this thread!!!
I have been looking for a medium to speak my mind for ages now,
I'll rather become a REVEREND FATHER than marry a FAT LADY grin grin grin
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Iyineda(m): 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2009
sistawoman:

Cougar is not synonymous with sugga mama.

My bad. . . I checked it out on wiki. Thx for pointing that out. embarassed
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by koolchicco: 7:00pm On Dec 21, 2009
yorke:

Hisssss, you are not serious, wat if the fat person have good character and the[b] fear of God?[/b]in short wat if she posses all the qualities of a wife material?hisss, go and have[i] your head examine.
[/i]

Dude forget talk, it doesn't follow.

There should be some sort of chemistry btwn the two regardless of the aforementioned qualities.

Or would u rather advise me to marry someone that I find unattractive simply cos she God fearing?

P.S:   If u answer YES to the above question then u need to see a psychiatrist and fast!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by snowdrops(m): 7:06pm On Dec 21, 2009
Rapmoney:

Oh, thank God for this thread!!!
I have been looking for a medium to speak my mind for ages now,
I'll rather become a REVEREND FATHER than marry a FAT LADY grin grin grin

Dont forget that that slim "agbani-like" angel you married today can become a heavy-D "Ndi Okereke-Onyuike" and vice versa.

The world is not as black and white as you think.

Remember we are talking of marriage here and not dating. Women generally have the propensity to piling up the pounds in the course of wedlock; especially with child birth, use of contraceptive pills, "bored housewife therefore using food as consolation syndrome"; etc.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by BlueMagic2(m): 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2009
xynerise u really really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy need to get a life bro! Who gives a FLYIN Bleep, if u want to date or marry a fat lady. Are u denzel washington, will smith, brad pitt, even 2face or ME. well if u not any of these well u need 2 go bury ur head in the sand, jump in the ocean, get hit by a truck, eat shit or watever cos really nobody gives a shit about u. GIVE ME AN OROBO TO BAD O. Anytime!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by chocomillo(f): 7:16pm On Dec 21, 2009
Blue Magic:

xynerise u really really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy need to get a life bro! Who gives a FLYIN bleep, if u want to date or marry a fat lady. Are u denzel washington, will smith, brad pitt, even 2face or ME. well if u not any of these well u need 2 go bury your head in the sand, jump in the ocean, get hit by a truck, eat poo or watever cos really nobody gives a poo about u. GIVE ME AN OROBO TO BAD O. Anytime!
cool
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by snowdrops(m): 7:20pm On Dec 21, 2009
@ chocomillo

Looking tasty.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by evantical: 8:03pm On Dec 21, 2009
u can choose what u want bt tomorow it becomes another thing. rather look for those qualities that wont fade like face, smiles,character etc . i have seen a lot of slim chics bt they turn out latter to b fat.most ladies are the cause because of their eating habit, while very few are genetic. another clue is to look at ur mother-in-law and see how she looks, cuz most girls will eventually look like their mum undecided.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 8:50pm On Dec 21, 2009
@choco- I love ur siggy. Tell them cool
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by popin5(m): 8:54pm On Dec 21, 2009
sorry dat u are so sentimental. almost all d fat girls i met are sweet and good to go. the pretty thin ones are always boring, full of themselves, u struggle to keep d atmospher lively and those fake lifestyle that are not natural. i luv d lekpa but wen d fat girl turns out to have a beautiful mind and thinking i will definitely go for her
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Tatase(f): 8:57pm On Dec 21, 2009
@ topic,

I think everyone has a right to their personal preferences. People like different things that's why there's someone for everyone. However, your future partner better check herself because evidently your love is not unconditional. But fair play to you, at least you're upfront about it, so at least she knows what she needs to do. Make sure it's clear b4 u marry her sha that the weight thing is make or break so there are no misunderstandings later on.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by sofadj(m): 9:14pm On Dec 21, 2009
As a kid i used to believe fat ladies/women were witches so i used to stay away from them.
Now i still dont think i know better. So i still , u know!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by whitesturd(f): 9:20pm On Dec 21, 2009
Realy?good for the poster anyway one mans food is another mans poison cos i know some guys dt wud never go for a skinny lady,A lady realy needs to be in shape always but u cant always blame us cos as a woman,one is prone to add weight during certain stages in our development.A lady needs to have at least some flesh in her body but the fact that u said u wud rather remain single than marry a fat lady is rather preposterous.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by tbaba83(m): 9:24pm On Dec 21, 2009
POSTER
I feel u on what you saying. Personally speaking i have experimented with babes of different colours and shapes and believe me when i say fat ladies are a no go area. wot an ugly sight when they are on top of you . But then again if a woman says she cant go out with a broke backside black man we are always the first to throw stones.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by Simonwal: 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2009
pls help me,im always attracted to fat ladies
but my privates is small to satisfy them,i do satisfy myself b4 reaching the central'
cos have met a lot of holes before destination
im planning to swap
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by jalether(m): 11:54pm On Dec 21, 2009
It's a shame to see guys supporting mediocrity, maybe there is something I don't get here but what is physically attractive in a fat babe?

only ugly, broke a$$ or guys with low self esteem find fat girls attractive (I am sorry to generalise but if you have your

stuff together , you will can never settle for less) all that shitzo about preference and "beauty is in the eyes of beholder" is bull crap in

my opinion, all men want an attractive woman and when you see one , you will know, I am yet to see any man on this planet earth find someone like Halle

berry or Genevieve Nnaji physically unattractive. when guys think they do not deserve any better and lack options, they resort to dating fat girls.

What is more disheartening are girls that let them selves go fatty bum bum even at an early age, I can understand the argument for married women with kids

gaining weight that is only natural but what is the excuse of young girls who are not yet pregnant.

It is important for people men/women to stay in shape not only to appear more attractive to the opposite sex but also for health reasons which should be the

primary motivation for staying in shape in the first place.
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by ceasyc(f): 12:35am On Dec 22, 2009
@topic
absolutely ridiculous

@poster
u can marry a slim girl/lady but she might
get fat 1 day due 2 pregnancy, husband stress grin,
other types of stress, etc

wetin u go cum do? DIVORCE HER? HISSESSSSSSSSSSSS

SO shut the F up, grow up or
go to hell and burn 2 asHes!!!
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by platinumnk(f): 12:36am On Dec 22, 2009
@- u must be in 9ja right?

I know a guy handsome gots plenty money in school all that, he ONLY likes thick chicks

Plenty others I know so where is the low self esteem or brokeness?


Im coming back . . let me get off work  tongue
Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by raybahny(m): 12:44am On Dec 22, 2009
phat gals are nt jst it sooo so lazy in bed

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