jeeqaa7:
Some girls be like I can't cook, my mom did not teach me, oloriburuku who thought you doggy style

Sirheny007:
Her illiteracy level is very obvious despite the seeming intelligence...

naughtyDiana:
OK OK OK ladies now let's get INFORMATION!! girls Don suffer sha. I'm a slay mama, not a slay queen

jeeqaa7:
Some girls be like I can't cook, my mom did not teach me, oloriburuku who thought you doggy style

FengChui:
Urgent Please - Pls if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car, any model & any colour, with AC and you are sure it's in perfect working condition & valid papers, with price around 2.5 or 3 million with good engine, pls let the person sell it, it's none of my business.

mhizv:

nah.

ALAYORMII:
WTF is slay queen??

Slay used to mean to kill someone or something

kollynxofodile:


Una no go kill me for this nairaland

Na ur business before
Hahahahahaha

DozieInc:
Na this kind dey promote "WifeNotCook" on twitter.
I dey pity for the guy weh go enta the one chance.

uyaha:
Now Playing - Pepper them Gang by Olamide

jeeqaa7:
Slay girls be like I can't cook,
my mom did not teach me,
oloriburuku who taught you doggy style?

Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday.

I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out, "Why me? Why me?"

chronique:
Lol. Slay queen must have been a blonde.