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TQ

yeye dey smell

what's all this??

UniQuegrACE:
what's all this??

madam secretary wehdone ma

WTF!

Lol...how much una dey charge? i can link you up with some Clents

hungrynigerian:
madam secretary wehdone ma

who made who secretary? Mr man you're not serious at all.

I'm available.


My details below.


In my 20's.

5ft 4.

Long dick.

Six packs


Small lips.

Bearded.

Very naughty.

Lefulefu ur friend don start again ooo
Bumbae1, this offer go suit u wella ooo, buy one get one free!!

Popcorn thing

hungrynigerian this ur swag no be here ooo
ok lemme hola the babes for u
kimbra
oyind18
suzan404
thornapple
snowblaq
a prince charming here looking for love ...

KennyID17:
Lefulefu ur friend don start again ooo
Bumbae1, this offer go suit u wella ooo, buy one get one free!!

i don hola babes for am.they will be here anytime soon .

End time ugly face

lefulefu:

i don hola babes for am.they will be here anytime soon .

Correct!!!

UniQuegrACE I dey interested, how do we contact you?

lefulefu:
hungrynigerian this ur swag no be here ooo
ok lemme hola the babes for u
kim.bra
o.yind18
suz.an404
th.ornapple
sno.wblaq
a prince charming here looking for love ...

How far work don show o, atleast you go fit use this one dey chop

lefulefu:
hungrynigerian this ur swag no be here ooo
ok lemme hola the babes for u
kimbra
oyind18
suzan404
thornapple
snowblaq
a prince charming here looking for love ...

So lefulefu you are up for sale, going by this OP's thread.

Oyind18:

baby you sure say you no need our services?

thornapple:


So lefulefu you are up for sale, going by this OP's thread.

dont mind him .he"s just looking for trouble

hungrynigerian:

How far work don show o, atleast you go fit use this one dey chop

sorry i am a pastor ...i dont do such things

thornapple:

So lefulefu you are up for sale, going by this OP's thread.

leave lefulefu I sabi work pass am

lefulefu:
hungrynigerian this ur swag no be here ooo
ok lemme hola the babes for u
kimbra
oyind18
suzan404
thornapple
snowblaq
a prince charming here looking for love ...

So Oyind18 is a lady, wow.
didn't know that. did u private chat her to find out?.

thornapple:

So Oyind18 is a lady, wow.
didn't know that. did u private chat her to find out?.

ehn she be female na .u didnt know frm her moniker .

lefulefu:

sorry i am a pastor ...i dont do such things

Pastor lefulefu, your church member de hail o

una see una life?? Chelsea fan!!!

hungrynigerian:

leave lefulefu I sabi work pass am

u dis guy ..so na gigolo tinzs u dey do bah?

thornapple:

So Oyin..d18 is a lady, wow.
didn't know that. did u private chat her to find out?.

I'm a guy, will you marry me?

lefulefu:
ehn she be female na .u didnt know frm her moniker .

sorry i couldn't figure it out well. Oyinde or something? is it yoruba?.

lefulefu:
u dis guy ..so na gigolo tinzs u dey do bah?

na anti recession hustle

hungrynigerian:

baby you sure say you no need our services?

You dey wash toilet, sweep and wash plate?