iLegend:
Ahh! na me be the Financial Secretary of All Small Diiiicks Association of Africa. (ASDAA). Whenever we have a meeting they'll submit all their diiicks to me and when next we have another meeting I'll give it back to them.

Watching your weight? Hmm! Sounds good. Oya reduce o so dat when we do tin I fit carry you easily and turn you to ant impossible possible wey I like. Just iemagine how crazy it's gon' be. Two crazy people. But I be virgin so I no go do. I'm keeping it for my future wife. I no want make you spoil me.

iLegend:
Hahaha. Thanks for the compliment my brother.

iLegend:
EIGHT

Right now, I don’t think I can even compose a proper spoken English with good diction and accentuation. At the moment, I’m done pleasing people. Step on my way, and I’ll pull the trigger. I have learned my lessons.

Men and women, don’t let anyone drain you or your energy and happiness. Right now, I live a life of ‘I DON’T GIVE A FÛCK AND DON’T FÛCK WITH ME IF YOU’RE FÛCKING TRYING TO DISCOURAGE ME FROM WHAT I’M FÛCKING TRYING TO FÛCKING DO IN LIFE.’

I fûcking like Mr. FvckShiT, because he says his fûcking mind and doesn’t fûcking care. I hope I have not stolen your fûcking style. Abi na doggy style self.

I don’t censor any fûcking shît like Nairaland. I fûcking like L0velyn’s cleavage and I ain’t f fûcking gonna hide it, but I don’t like it anymore, now I’m fûcking liking Amarabae’s cleavage, but I heard she’s fûcking married and I fûcking don’t like any cleavage anymore.

If you’re a lady or a man and you’re fûcking married, please leave Romance section for us the unfûcking single guyz and galz. So, I’m fûcking done with motherûckers who fûcked me up with their fûcking gossip. FvckShiT, I think I’m fûcking gonna reinvent your fûcking style in a 3D format. It seems you’re still using it in 2D.

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iLegend:
WOMEN, DRESS, BIG DICK, OLOSHO, BOOK, STORY, ADVICE FÛCK THIS SHîT [PICTURE]

This post carry plenty wings, plenty lessons and plenty whatever. A copy of the PDF version has been uploaded on 4shared.com in case you want to download it for future read. It's a 15 page book or article. Sadly, it sounds a little long to some people, but it's honest, nasty and informative.

Let's get started

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QueenSuccubus:



The word "BIG DICCK" sounds really sexy


I dunno y tho

iLegend:
Ahh! I don laugh taya. Guy you wicked o!

iLegend:


Me I like snatching other people's girlfriend o! If men no want work on themselves, we wey dey alway dey awake all nights dey jump from one good website to another or from one educative YouTube videos to another just to improve ourselves. At least we suppose help them service their women well. Lol. I no even know how to fucccck self. See as I dey talk. My apologies

Bumbae1, we need to talk no mind REIIGN he's the baddest guy on NL I no want make in break your special heart. In don break plenty girls heart. I read for newspaper.

iLegend:
Hahaha! I want make your rich husband employ me make I dey sweep your kitchen for 50k. When in go work I go come mop your room for free.

iLegend:


Me I like snatching other people's girlfriend o! If men no want work on themselves, we wey dey alway dey awake all nights dey jump from one good website to another or from one educative YouTube videos to another just to improve ourselves. At least we suppose help them service their women well. Lol. I no even know how to fucccck self. See as I dey talk. My apologies

Bumbae1, we need to talk no mind REIIGN he's the baddest guy on NL I no want make in break your special heart. In don break plenty girls heart. I read for newspaper.

Amarabae:
lwkmd. chai. The other room is made for 2hours men, not for the 5mins I.T students.

REIIGN:


LOL, na my boo of laive be that o! My ride or die, I'd rather break my own heart than break her's

Anyway, you're a great author and I see you going places with this crazily amazing mind you've got. Keep up the good work.

Bumbae1:

Wahoo see this love ehh Too sweet blushing purple over here

iLegend:


Me I like snatching other people's girlfriend o! If men no want work on themselves, we wey dey alway dey awake all nights dey jump from one good website to another or from one educative YouTube videos to another just to improve ourselves. At least we suppose help them service their women well. Lol. I no even know how to fucccck self. See as I dey talk. My apologies

Bumbae1, we need to talk no mind REIIGN he's the baddest guy on NL I no want make in break your special heart. In don break plenty girls heart. I read for newspaper.

iLegend:
Hahaha! I want make your rich husband employ me make I dey sweep your kitchen for 50k. When in go work I go come mop your room for free.

iLegend:


Me I like snatching other people's girlfriend o! If men no want work on themselves, we wey dey alway dey awake all nights dey jump from one good website to another or from one educative YouTube videos to another just to improve ourselves. At least we suppose help them service their women well. Lol. I no even know how to fucccck self. See as I dey talk. My apologies

Bumbae1, we need to talk no mind REIIGN he's the baddest guy on NL I no want make in break your special heart. In don break plenty girls heart. I read for newspaper.

iLegend:
That's exactly what I'm saying. You're a naughty bad girl with good attitude. I kinda dig it. I'v already bought you a wedding gown, but I'm gonna give it to another girl. She's on Nairaland. Are you ready for thre3some?

iLegend:
Hahaha! I want make your rich husband employ me make I dey sweep your kitchen for 50k. When in go work I go come mop your room for free.