Mama don't jump oooo......
Mama don't go yet oooo......
Mama don't die yet oooo......
Mama don't cry oooo.....

Please! Biko! All will be well. Killing yourself will not solve the problem. But, if you have a little more patience and faith, all this hilahilo wahala will be over soon.

Please maami, e ma pa ra yin. Oluwa a mu ona a bayo waa nii oruko Jesu.

Even we small pikin dey go through hell with our business this days, but what can we do? We just have to endure and be patient nii. With just a little more time, all will be fine maa.

I honestly felt for her.

Jyde81:
Daft

hiii anybody that blocs dat he can seat down n money will just be growing for him in a wonder bank is not just bereft of all sense... but is also a thief considering only dat sect and does looking for sharp money, get involved in acts of quick cash.

go and work with ur hand, stop supporting Ponzi, it is not business, use dat grey mata in ur head small... or is d grey mata even there I didn't think so too

Cutehector:
well they have their reasons..

What reasons? Everyone has issues.. I am not saying they shouldn't kill themselves o... I am just asking them to do it quietly..

if all this woman said is the reason to commiting suicide..i believe it's all gonna be a lie..though she doesn't look like one who is suffering,
but what could have caused her to put all her monies in a business to fail once..
also,doesn't she has family, friends etc to consult...
I just imagine how God will feel,had it been she succeeded in the suicide..you trying to kill the life you didn't create...
God sees everything but I'm of the opinion that she isn't saying the truth...

Let them simply lock her up and charge her with attempted murder.

The deceased Doc has left a bad precedent. What is the meaning of this na
Who told you that God will be welcoming your soul in heaven
If this is a stunt please stop it Nigerians.
We even need the Lagoon Police abi na Marine Police like never before to be patrolling the 3rd mainland bridge.
E mà fi mo daku sere ooo

Olodo, you think if you kill yourself you will see God?

zuby4real10:
so u want to go back to ur creator owning someone's sweat. do you want the people that u owning to commit suicide after knowing they don't have any hope of getting their money back when you died.

died bawo?

kilode100:



What reasons? Everyone has issues.. I am not saying they shouldn't kill themselves o... I am just asking them to do it quietly..

ok . point taken

PrettyCrystal:
"As you are seeing me like this, well dressed, you would think am living fine. But in my heart is a heavy burden. A burden of huge debt, disappointment from trusting people and abandoned by a son I love and bought a car for. I am a moving corpse".

Shortly after the report of Mrs. Abigael Ogunyinka who was rescued by fishermen in Lagos Lagoon early Friday morning, another woman was today prevented at about 11:25 a.m from leaping into the Lagoon by the operatives of the Rapid Response Squad of the Lagos state Police Command.

The lady, Taiwo Momoh, 58, a textile dealer in Lagos Island, had put off her shoes and was wrapping her dress around her when men of RRS 226 prevented her from jumping.

The lady, who lives in Lekki Lagos, disclosed that she was pushed to committing suicide in order to put an end to her constant sleeplessness and shame occasioned by her indebtedness to three Swiss textile dealers.

She noted that her problem started sometimes in 2015, when a Bureau De Change dealer carted away her N18.7 million she wanted to change to pay her foreign creditors.

She added that the creditors had given her Swiss textiles worth several millions of naira, noting that she has maintained good relationship with the creditors for more than 15 years.

Her condition she said became compounded when robbers invaded her shop in Lagos Island carting away most of the textiles that was left with her.

She emphasized that most of the time, she has been having sleepless nights and seeing the ghosts of the creditors whenever she was alone.

Momoh, a member of the Redeemed Christain Church of God disclosed that on several occasions she had attempted to see her Parish Pastor to identify with her problem and for the church to help her raise money to meet her Swiss Creditors in order to assure them that she would pay their money.

She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits.

“Added to all these, my first son, whom I felt would stand by me and console me abandoned me. By the time I’m gone, maybe he would come around and inherit what is left.

I don’t want to use my debt and death to disturb anybody. I was in the shop this morning. I have looked everywhere and estimated what is there. I think, with my house, a bungalow, those I am leaving behind can still live comfortably. I want to go and meet God. This world is empty”, she stated.

“I won’t because I want to get rich join cult group. I go my way and I don’t socialize unnecessarily”, she concluded.

She added, “I was a Muslim, I have because of this problem been jumping from one faith to the other. The problem is too much for me to bear. I want to go back to God.

That is why I have dressed very simply. I am ready to meet HIM. If He cannot address my problem on earth, let me go back to Him.”

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/woman-rescued-from-jumping-into-lagos.html

May be with all these the government will know what is going on in the society.
The number of actual or attempted suicide is rising by the day and the worse hit are traders and those on their own business.
Salary earners has a succour no matter how small at the end of each month.

potent5:
It is already an offense to Attempt suicide.

exactly. Section 327 of Nigerian criminal code.

Cutehector:
ok . point taken

Point taken? I hope you are not planning to jump o

"She noted that she was only allowed to see the second in command, which has yielded no fruits."

So you CANNOT even see your pastor directly instead it is his Second in-command.
Jesus was accessible to all yet these pastors make themselves scarce like they are one very important personality.
If she wants to donate N10million to the church, she would be made to see the pastor with express alacrity!

Madam, I feel for you but you had better go see Prophet TB Joshua or Apostle Johnson Suleman for help, these are the ONLY two Men of God who show compassion to people desperately in need without asking for anything in return. However, don't come back in future to bite the hands that rescued you...

This world is too difficult to live in, some people have everything, while some have nothing.

May misfortune not befall us, in Jesus name.

Cutehector:
Ike gwuru..




There will be a time when attempting suicide will be a crime..

oooh dont u knw it is a big crime under Nigeria law?
I am very sure and police do catch ppl on the (center of the) road for 'attempted suicide' or jst term it one.

There's more to this lagoon stories. Where is Oba of Lagos?

cremedelacreme:
*****Warning*****

Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued and arrested. We are all in this economic crisis together. Nobody is going anywhere.

some problem pass others. I think you know abi?

nijascammers:

this one nko? yeye ipob, head too flat to think deep . Dr. Oji Allwell Chiawolamoke

Mumu can't even spell the name correctly Afonja

Lagos government can you figure out what this Lagos lagoon needs, or is this recession?

Cutehector:
Ike gwuru..




There will be a time when attempting suicide will be a crime..

Attempting suicide is a crime in Nigeria! Even with your space-booking and edited post , you still didnt know?

FCT people are always dullards looking for cheap notoriety online.

murmee:
Sooooo funny!

abi,no abi,on be lie.where them wan go after we son collectively cause gbege.Egbon,you to no where .let's face it together

visiondee:
many a times, there is one thing or the other disturbing our heart that no one could understand no matter how explainable we tried to make it, bringing man to rock bottom of life leading to depression. But why dont you hold on more to life, see what we face presently as mirage which will soon be cleared, never trying to be reactive to our environment, condition, people, business, work, finances, marital life, family e.t.c by making them define us our joy, who and what we are, but being proactive, believing we have the power to choose what we sincerely want, whom we want to be. We have the ability to respond to every action happening around us making us RESPONSE-ABLE (Responsible). Lets keep strong. SUICIDE IS NEVER THE OPTION, Never Show Your Weakness. THERE'S LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.

Words.

I choose life.

hastag #Noboby is going anywhere...we are all in this together

uuuss wash! big scam alert

kilode100:



Point taken? I hope you are not planning to jump o

lol dat would be d most laughable thing ever in Nairaland. And am sure u would laugh too if u see a thread in here dat hector committed suicide

The Lagoon is becoming a treat to the society, government should do something about it .

rengsho:
May be this is the new trend now...Attempt suicide, get stopped, get publicity, get sympathizers and good Samaritans, get cash...[b][/b]

lol

Cutehector:
lol dat would be d most laughable thing ever in Nairaland. And am sure u would laugh too if u see a thread in here dat hector committed suicide

Just do it privately


Thanks

Attempting suicide with accessories... Issokay

doskie:
exactly. Section 327 of Nigerian criminal code.

Bull's eye.

They should have left her to jump. With that size, she would float.

Cutehector:
Ike gwuru..




There will be a time when attempting suicide will be a crime..

even now, suicide is a crime in Nigeria.

Are u then going to charge someone whose problems pushed to commit suicide?

Governor Ambode, this is an emergency. PLEASE MAKE ALL BRIDGES "UNJUMPABLE"