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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by sod09(m): 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
Lmao...
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Dandsome: 5:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
Problem is that other potential thieves won't learn.

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Theblackstalln: 5:54pm On Mar 30, 2017
Such is life...u think u've got friends or partners until u get into problem and they run away in fact they fly away

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by xreal: 5:56pm On Mar 30, 2017
What if the owner of the house decided to make use of the chimney just the day he got stuck, and hot carbon and/hydrocarbon is emitted from there?

He for don roast finish.

Barawo!

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Nobody: 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
The hustle is real... Nothing is easy in life even stealing
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by appleofGodseye(m): 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
*Ahhh.. Kilode.... Severe hypoglycemia and keto acidosis is a very wrong diagnosis for that man just for two days....*
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by ALAYORMII: 5:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
TheEvilPriest:
Watch Nollywood make a series of stupid home videos from this drama and title them:

Stuck In The Chimney (Part 1)

Rescued From the Chimney (Part 2)

From Chimney to Jail (Part 3)


You must be an ardent follower of Nollywood

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by appleofGodseye(m): 6:00pm On Mar 30, 2017
This is inhumane. Two days! Severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis would have set in. This man should be taken to the hospital asap.




[ *Ahhh.. Kilode.... Severe hypoglycemia and keto acidosis is a very wrong diagnosis for that man just for two days....* ]
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Organs(m): 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2017
chuks34:
Hmm
Him for dey der die sad


Habaa, you wicked oh, make him die over computers wey dem go steal.... Na you wicked pass.
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by burkingx(f): 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
angry

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by mightyhaze: 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
ALAYORMII:
Serves him right




Wen a Fulani herdsman dies, his son inherits
the cows, bt when a professor dies, his
certificate becomes a waste.
*Lesson:*
Use your school fees to buy cows.
grin grin grin
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
Buhari sef angry
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by AlanSugar(m): 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2017
Am I the only one missing the most important part of this gist? This thief came from South Africa of all places to Zimbabwe oh to end up stealing. Now tell me how xenophobia would've dealt with him if he were a Zimbabwean living in South Africa!
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Kazanchat(m): 6:06pm On Mar 30, 2017
lol. He wanna be Michael Scoffied, didn't he know dat Scoffied Studied Structural Engineering. de guy blueprint dope sha.
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by maasoap(m): 6:11pm On Mar 30, 2017
1Rebel:
This is inhumane. Two days! Severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis would have set in. This man should be taken to the hospital asap.
What is inhumane in the report because ayam not understanding you?

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by MozB: 6:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Serves him right cheesy
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by rhektor(m): 6:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
Nne5:
grin

The thief go be like 'which kin' wahala be this' grin

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by stanliwise(m): 6:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
Na real Zimbabwea Theif
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Nobody: 6:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
soberdrunk:
Wow! "Two whole days"??!! Poor fellow, imagine the trauma.... angry



seems you didnt read the part that said they went to steal?

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by sonnie10: 6:20pm On Mar 30, 2017
Imagine if the home owners had lit up their fireplace. He would have been roasted in there.
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by DandyWalker(m): 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2017
1Rebel:
This is inhumane. Two days! Severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis would have set in. This man should be taken to the hospital asap.
Interesting. what is your definition of severe hypoglycemia?
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by edimahgurl(f): 6:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Jabioro: 6:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
When God wanted to punish the wicked, he make him suffered himself ..bite, beat, and wound himself self inflicted injury ,invincible hand dealing with the eediot..
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 30, 2017
Lol, Christmas came early in Zim.
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by Nobody: 6:33pm On Mar 30, 2017
AlanSugar:
Am I the only one missing the most important part of this gist? This thief came from South Africa of all places to Zimbabwe oh to end up stealing. Now tell me how xenophobia would've dealt with him if he were a Zimbabwean living in South Africa!

They are known for stealing. Their women even steal wet washing from the washingline. When caught they get arrested like everyone else that commits a crime. South Africans are more harsh to their own criminals because we know how everything gets twisted back to xenophobia, even when that is not the case.

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Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by born2flourish: 6:33pm On Mar 30, 2017
It must have been the devil, right? Right?
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by chuks34(m): 6:42pm On Mar 30, 2017
Organs:



Habaa, you wicked oh, make him die over computers wey dem go steal.... Na you wicked pass.
shey him say Na to steal person property sure pass
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by 1Rebel: 6:44pm On Mar 30, 2017
maasoap:

What is inhumane in the report because ayam not understanding you?

The treatment he received from his accomplices grin
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by charlesucheh(m): 6:45pm On Mar 30, 2017
They were even pitying him! Instead of them to push him down from the rooftop, instead they placed a ladder to assist him! He's luck it's not the almighty NPF that caught him...

Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by 1Rebel: 6:46pm On Mar 30, 2017
DandyWalker:
Interesting. what is your definition of severe hypoglycemia?

What don't you understand? Severe? Or hypoglycemia?
Re: Zimbabwean Thief Stuck In A Chimney For TWO Days While Trying To Rob A Building by loomer: 6:50pm On Mar 30, 2017
The guy don too listen to Santa stories

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