Mtcheeewm! Your own police o!

How i wish Nigerian police will start dressing like the American police, drive a car like them two police per car, every street/junctions should have speed regulator police car waiting,

They should start putting on all the sophisticated things just like the American police, they should hold pistol rather than that plywood of a gun.

they should earn their respect by rejecting any sort of bribery, they should look responsible and healthy,

if possible uniform checking officer should be available for regular checking of unclean uniforms.

By doing all what i have stated above and the maximum support from the FG i promise you Nigerian police will be best in Africa.

How i wish Nigerian police will start dressing like the American police, drive a car like them two police per car, every street/junctions should have speed regulator police car waiting,

They should start putting on all the sophisticated things just like the American police, they should hold pistol rather than that plywood of a gun.

they should earn their respect by rejecting any sort of bribery, they should look responsible and healthy,

if possible uniform checking officer should be available for regular checking of unclean uniforms.

By doing all what i have stated above and the maximum support from the FG i promise you Nigerian police will be best in Africa..

Police :Where are you going to?
Police :Where are you coming from?

Me :I'm Coming from logos and I'm going to East.
Police: can I see
Me: see what?
Police: your boot
Me: OK
Police: what's inside that bag
Me: personal belongings
Police: can I see your papers
Me: yes
Police: who register the car for you?
Me: huh?
Police: your Plate number is fake
Me: huh?
Police: can I see the receipt?
Me: huh?
Police: what is huh?
Me: oga I don't understand
Police: you don't understand what?
Me: my Plate number is fake?
Police: yes is fake
Me: oga I never hear dis one b4.
Police: when we get to the station you will explain.
Me: explain what?
Police: don't waste my time

After 3minutes.

Me: o.c wait, make we see here
Police: so...
Me: take...na we we
Police: No you think we are playing here
Me: OK make I add something, OK take
Police: oh make ham 5k
Me: na only 1k I get.
Police: you day travel without money?
Me: haha
Police: we day sun since morning
Police: add something, take your paper and go
Me: but why you come waste my time like dis.
Police: na you waste your own time, no be me.
Me: how?
Police: you did not corporate on time.
Me:

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These tweets are meant to be funny but they aren't. Nigerian policemen are one of the most hopeless and corrupt individuals in the country, rivalled only by Nigerian custom officers and politicians. I hate them with every bone in my body.

I don't see why we have to joke about the gross ineptitude, corruption and mind boggling human rights violations that these useless people carry out on a daily basis.

9js police with Oyo tribal mark go be like "speak English I no sabi Yoruba" when you're trying to create familiarity.
9ja police don deal with me well well with no reason

farouk0403:
How i wish Nigerian police will start dressing like the American police, drive a car like them two police per car, every street/junctions should have speed regulator police car waiting,

They should start putting on all the sophisticated things just like the American police, they should hold pistol rather than that plywood of a gun.

they should earn their respect by rejecting any sort of bribery, they should look responsible and healthy,

if possible uniform checking officer should be available for regular checking of unclean uniforms.

By doing all what i have stated above and the maximum support from the FG i promise you Nigerian police will be best in Africa..

This one will be in Nigeria's 7th Republic

oloriooko:
OP you funny too much
Nice piece thanks

You find it funny abi? Remember, the internet is not only for Nigerians. Other people from normal countries can see this too so when they start a conversation of how corrupt Nigeria and Nigerians are, don't complain.

Bollinger:


You find it funny abi? Remember, the internet is not only for Nigerians. Other people from normal countries can see this too so when they start a conversation of how corrupt Nigeria and Nigerians are, don't complain.

Are you minding them? I don't see what they're laughing about because this _shit isn't funny

Malcolm101:
I went to the ATM close to me house to withdraw some money. As soon as i left the atm, see them o.

Two police men came down from a yellow bus and asked me: where is your ID card...? I was like bro...It's at home. Just came out to get some cash...The ATM no pay sef.

Argh. Dem say make I enter motto o. Like play like play I enter motto o.

Last last I gots bail myself. 3k. For what? I no hold id card.

I fucking hate the Nigerian police. Bleep em all.

Are u sure u nor carry Kush?

berrystunn:
Police :Where are you going to?
Police :Where are you coming from?

Me :I'm Coming from logos and I'm going to East.
Police: can I see
Me: see what?
Police: your boot
Me: OK
Police: what's inside that bag
Me: personal belongings
Police: can I see your papers
Me: yes
Police: who register the car for you?
Me: huh?
Police: your Plate number is fake
Me: huh?
Police: can I see the receipt?
Me: huh?
Police: what is huh?
Me: oga I don't understand
Police: you don't understand what?
Me: my Plate number is fake?
Police: yes is fake
Me: oga I never hear dis one b4.
Police: when we get to the station you will explain.
Me: explain what?
Police: don't waste my time

After 3minutes.

Me: o.c wait, make we see here
Police: so...
Me: take...na we we
Police: No you think we are playing here
Me: OK make I add something, OK take
Police: oh make ham 5k
Me: na only 1k I get.
Police: you day travel without money?
Me: haha
Police: we day sun since morning
Police: add something, take your paper and go
Me: but why you come waste my time like dis.
Police: na you waste your own time, no be me.
Me: how?
Police: you did not corporate on time.
Me:

Lmfao

lol [color=#770077][/color]

9ja police be like,officer where ur money,police;i be staff.

LMAO, yesterday was a good day for nairalanders, alot of nice topics made fp

Hey Guys!! Abeg make una try to say nicer things about our Naija Police because there's power in words. What u say about them has a way of coming bck to u.

I really enjoyed all those jokes, bt in d realities of our living, som of our Police men are really trying, especially in the face of their Corrupt leaders who embezzle the Funds meant for their working Paraphernalia : lack of good Police Cars, No fund for fueling, no good uniform, and very poor other working conditions.

#ItIsWellWith9JAPOLICE.

#GODBLESS9JAPOLICE

#9JAPOLICETHEBEST

piperson:
after u've shouted at an officer and it turns out that ur license has expired

he'd be like

it happened to me!

Hilarious indeed

We are too dump in this nation.
The way & manner we abuse the NPF as if the fund themselves,
Some even compare them with other world Police
People that are neglected, treated like outcast with very poor welfare, you expect them to do wonders.
Other nations police officers do normal shift work of eight hour, some six hour per day while NPF do 12 hour to 24 hour & you people expect them to look healthy & smart?
If the energy we used in critisizing the Npf, we used it to call on FG to look into police matter, things would have change.

Mandynews:
It's seems to me there's a spirit in every police, just like the politicians. They change once they get to the office. Only God can save us in Africa.

They don't seem to be welk trained or properly screened from the beginning to now add on top of that, there is hardly any accountability. You mix all of that together and you have the Nigerian police force.

Nigeria police : where's your insurance/health receipt
me : here sir
Nigeria police : where's your phone receipt
me : take sir
Nigeria police : where's the battery receipt and charger receipt
me

piperson:
after u've shouted at an officer and it turns out that ur license has expired

he'd be like

Hahahahahahrhehhehehehehekehkhikhikhi ewo... Lwkmd this picture though.. Smh

Lwkmd..

9ja

Bollinger:


You find it funny abi? Remember, the internet is not only for Nigerians. Other people from normal countries can see this too so when they start a conversation of how corrupt Nigeria and Nigerians are, don't complain.

Trust me they already know.

greatermax77:
We are too dump in this nation.
The way & manner we abuse the NPF as if the fund themselves,
Some even compare them with other world Police
People that are neglected, treated like outcast with very poor welfare, you expect them to do worders.
Other nations police officers do normal shift work of eight hour, some six hour per day while NPF do 12 hour to 24 hour & you people expect them to look healthy & smart?
If the energy we used in critisizing the Npf, we used it to call on FG to look into police matter, things would have change.

This one that you're firing bullets just anyhow, are you a police?

This is how naija police arrest people, even with out physical evidence.

The disgrace of a nation. It's funny but still a shame.

Op, May God give you things that will provoke laughter in your life from today.

So sad until I read this thread.....


looool.