KingKush01:
This is currently trending on Twitter and its hilarious AF

https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/9JAPOLICE?src=hash

fatdick:
9ja police. As their uniform black, na so their heart black. Once you join police, thats the end of our friendship.

discman2k2:
Hey Guys!! Abeg make una try to say nicer things about our Naija Police because there's power in words. What u say about them has a way of coming bck to u.

I really enjoyed all those jokes, bt in d realities of our living, som of our Police men are really trying, especially in the face of their Corrupt leaders who embezzle the Funds meant for their working Paraphernalia : lack of good Police Cars, No fund for fueling, no good uniform, and very poor other working conditions.

#ItIsWellWith9JAPOLICE.

#GODBLESS9JAPOLICE

#9JAPOLICETHEBEST

Metronomy:

This one will be in Nigeria's 7th Republic

fatdick:
9ja police. As their uniform black, na so their heart black. Once you join police, thats the end of our friendship.

adetayo234:


Toluwalope, please can we meet?

Edum13656:



it happened to me!

toluwalopsy:


Ok. Then message me.

ReneeNuttall:
This is how naija police arrest people, even with out physical evidence.

Bollinger:


You find it funny abi? Remember, the internet is not only for Nigerians. Other people from normal countries can see this too so when they start a conversation of how corrupt Nigeria and Nigerians are, don't complain.

adetayo234:


Ok, lady.

oloriooko:

Chillax my guy!
No police force is perfect it's only the degree of corruption that differs, so smile, e go better

Bollinger:


Smh. There's perfect and there's insanity. What exists in Nigeria is insanity. What you are laughing about destroys the very fabric of a society. The police force is about the most important security apparatus in a country and you joke about how corrupt it is in Nigeria. What a people.

oloriooko:

Ok Mr Albert Einstein what do we do sir
Go to force headquarters and burn down the building or keep making jest of their inadequacies until someone up there sees it and respond?

Bollinger:


No. That is the insanity talking. What you should be doing is not giving bribes, killing suspects in the streets, making light of serious issues, etc. Fela made jest of their inadequacies for years and nothing happened. Nigerians in Nigeria need total and complete re orientation and re education.

oloriooko:

Bro chillax you seem to be grabbing the wrong end of this matter, this "joke" does not only make me laugh but it also highlights the corruption in the force so they can know that we know their antics which can make them quit doing them.

tosyne2much:
This actually made my day


KingKush01 I sight you baba

Bollinger:


I've lived in France, Germany, Britain, and the U.S. Guess what i've never seen happen? People making jokes of proof of corruption. You will see policemen in Nigeria taking bribes in full view of the world and instead of arresting these corrupt people, Nigerians are making jest of the situation and in fact participating in it by fueling it. You guys have a long way to go.

Malcolm101:
I went to the ATM close to me house to withdraw some money. As soon as i left the atm, see them o.

Two police men came down from a yellow bus and asked me: where is your ID card...? I was like bro...It's at home. Just came out to get some cash...The ATM no pay sef.

Argh. Dem say make I enter motto o. Like play like play I enter motto o.

Last last I gots bail myself. 3k. For what? I no hold id card.

I fucking hate the Nigerian police. Bleep em all.

Ishilove:
These tweets are meant to be funny but they aren't. Nigerian policemen are one of the most hopeless and corrupt individuals in the country, rivalled only by Nigerian custom officers and politicians. I hate them with every bone in my body.

I don't see why we have to joke about the gross ineptitude, corruption and mind boggling human rights violations that these useless people carry out on a daily basis.

oloriooko:

Are you listening to your self?
Even if you had lived in the milky way or far far away, it does not count. So the civilian will arrest d police for demanding bribe? Are u a teenager?

Bollinger:


You can never understand because you are used to rubbish and the ridiculous. No, the populace will not arrest the police. What they will not do though is encourage police corruption by overt acts as well as by making jest of it. This is why i said you need total and complete re orientation and re education.