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d by Nobody: 1:33am On Apr 15, 2017
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Re: d by ikp120(m): 1:39am On Apr 15, 2017
iPurge:
First place the tip of ur cork to d right side of d punnany, then assert forward motion with d whole cork entering d dark abyss.. after feeling d pleasure of it, thrust in and out fr a numba of tyms.. That's it
.

Note: Beware of d beast dat live deep beneath d pussay abyss.. they bite.. most esp d pussays that have teeth.

Add urs
Pussy dey get teeth ni?

Re: d by chelseabmw(m): 2:02am On Apr 15, 2017
Lmao

OP, u need a job man

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Re: d by greatnaija01: 2:43am On Apr 15, 2017
WOW WOW WOW wehdone sir, PLS COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL O, that during the THRUST in and THRUST out some sperm may get into her and WEEKS LATER YOU ARE SLEEPLESS AND RESTLESS COS SHE IS NOW PREGNANT AND YOU ARE TOO BROKE TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY, AND YOUR PARENTS WILL KILL YOU ONCE THEY DISCOVER.

STOP THINKING WITH YOUR CORK... it leaks


iPurge:
First place the tip of ur cork to d right side of d punnany, then assert forward motion with d whole cork entering d dark abyss.. after feeling d pleasure of it, thrust in and out fr a numba of tyms.. That's it
.

Note: Beware of d beast dat live deep beneath d pussay abyss.. they bite.. most esp d pussays that have teeth.

Add urs
Re: d by Nobody: 2:46am On Apr 15, 2017
ikp120:
Pussy dey get teeth ni?
hehe yes o
Re: d by Nobody: 2:47am On Apr 15, 2017
chelseabmw:
Lmao
OP, u need a job man
I teach how to fucck bro.. u can cum to my tutorials..
Re: d by Nobody: 2:47am On Apr 15, 2017
chelseabmw:
Lmao
OP, u need a job man
I teach how to fucck bro.. u can cum to my tutorials..
Re: d by Nobody: 2:48am On Apr 15, 2017
greatnaija01:
WOW WOW WOW wehdone sir, PLS COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL O, that during the THRUST in and THRUST out some sperm may get into her and WEEKS LATER YOU ARE SLEEPLESS AND RESTLESS COS SHE IS NOW PREGNANT AND YOU ARE TOO BROKE TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY, AND YOUR PARENTS WILL KILL YOU ONCE THEY DISCOVER.

STOP THINKING WITH YOUR CORK... it leaks



wehdone sir..buh u r yet to add urs
Re: d by Eldee54321(m): 6:06am On Apr 15, 2017
iPurge:

I teach how to fucck bro.. u can cum to my tutorials..
at where
Re: d by JuanJO(m): 6:55am On Apr 15, 2017
iPurge:


I teach how to fucck bro.. u can cum to my tutorials..
hope practicals go dey after tutorials grin

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