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Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by irenosen22(f): 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
iamawara:Ok thanks 1 Like |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by cameeeeel(m): 4:04pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit:May God continue to bless you for this. this is really enlightening for awaiting corpers. am batch B of 2016 stream 2...there must not be room to endure at all for corpers at all... you have to enjoy your service year.. it only arrives once in your entire career.. make memorable moments. as to the issue of Local allowance, my boss agreed to pay me 15,000 per month cz it's a law firm..am also a corper-lawyer in d firm.. i wen to office including Saturdays... go to the court regularly.. go to the police station to bail suspect, in a nutshell, i always beautifully justified the 15,000 each month...but for the month of September nd October, funny enough, he paid the secretary in d firm for the two months while he had refused to pay me..despite working tirelessly in d firm cz am d only nd second lawyer to my boss in d office...this Man would not allow me to accept my own little brief from outside, cz of the 15,000 he would not allow to go anywhere if other lawyers around the town need my service just cz of 15,000. now, as am typing this, i av already made up my mind that tomorrow would be d last day for me in dat office which is 31st October. i can't start a fresh month there without being paid.. am not a slave. i will be free like a flying bird on d sky. beautifully, we are passing out by December, before the coming out of camp for 2017 Batch B. Now, i will be able to render my service out of the office...nd get well paid for it. as he can't restrict me to do such again. 6 Likes |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by cameeeeel(m): 4:10pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Balitah:you will already be in Camp before the passing out of stream 2...moreover, stream 2 would have passed out before u leave d camp for PPA easiness |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 4:19pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Twrecks:Abuja.. You? |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by cameeeeel(m): 4:21pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
denvers:23rd is a very tenable date |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 4:31pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
irenosen22:Which of the states do you want? |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 4:44pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
cameeeeel: wow.... am.not afraid ooo, so people want free labour. I really salute you sir God is going to surprise you with better job soon. which state can I get better PPA? am thinking of ogun state (industrial units) ! |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 4:45pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
*YOUNG AMICABLE* Inside NYSC camp Written by: Goodness Chiwendu* copied** I'm writing this to gist every prospective corps member . 1. Charging phones: Corps members are not allowed to charge phones in the hostels or in any nysc building... Do not even think of breaking this rule because there is no socket or other provision for charging. Corps members pay #50 to charge phones or torchlight to those doing it as business at mami market. Some of the shops at mami market are owned by nysc officials. There may be light in the hostels but whether light or no light you must pay to charge your phones, period!!! That is Nigeria for you. Lol! . 2. Light out hour: Once it is 10:00pm, Corps Members are expected to be on their bed bug sleeping mattresses. At this time, the only noise expected from you is ‘snoring’. All light must be off, no call, no chat, nothing nothing except snoring, until 4.00am in the morning when soldiers will come and pursue corpers to the military fortified pared ground. Do not violate any rule because soldiers won't take it easy with you. . 3. Sex and romance: Maybe you have heard or misinformed that camp is an opportunity for sexual activities. Some bad guys have bought some condoms already, waiting for the time to click. Unfortunately, there is no room for sexual intercourse in nysc camp. Bad market, I guessed!.. lol!. You better throw those condoms away because there is no room for that 'thing'. Females hostels and male hostels are far apart with Soldiers patrolling day and night. Hostels are like a big hall, where everybody is your roommate. A corps member may have approximately 400 people as roommates. Remember soldiers are everywhere watching you, and they are trained to catch sex offenders, if they catch you crawling around opposite sex hostel, brother or sister your name will be sorry, because they will surely decamp you (meaning no more NYSC for you). So, my advice is for you to start training that 'cassava' in-between your legs so that it won't tempt you during the 21 days in camp. Just wait after camp, if na corper prostitutes you want, dem pretty. But be careful!!! .... 4. Falling in love: NYSC camp is not an ideal place for love, courtship or meeting one's life partner. In camp some ladies are too cheap to get, but are temptations as well. Some of them have very rough background, and you won't know. I advise you to forget about girls and focus on your mission to nysc camp... . In camp bad girls always chop 'mumu' guys. You think she is in love with you, after 21 days in camp, Na that time u go know. . 5. NYSC food: Even though the food is always like poison, eat it if you can. But some people are too funny shaa…! In camp you will see some guys and gals ‘forming’ too big to eat NYSC food. They buy food at Mami market. After one week in camp, you will be surprise to see them fighting in the queue to collect NYSC food. Lolz! O boy money don finish!! . 6. Fainting: It is very common to see Corpers fainting nysc pared ground. Do not be surprise when you faint or see someone beside you faint. Huge guys with big muscles do faints as well. So it is not a matter of,, how big I am (NYSC camp no be moi moi). . 7. You must wake up every morning, around 4:30am for morning drills, till 8:00am when you will be released to take your breakfast, after that another pared or boring SAES lecture. when you come back from the lecture, another drill. No time to rest. Just take a look at yourself, you think say there is rest for NYSC camp? Lol! . 8. Snoring: This one is the most annoying thing you will ever meet in camp. Imagine having about 400 people as roommates! That would be snoring competition. As you battle snoring, there are also people that scream in the middle of night while sleeping. O boy! There is nothing you will not see. After all the drills and stress soldiers caused you , your fellow PCMs will still not allow you to sleep at night... Have you ever slept in a small hall containing about 400 people and at night not less than 150 people will be snoring and another 50 screaming in the middle of night. Oh! oh! you thought you would have your own room? Lol! Hahaha! The hostel is like a hall, many people will be there. 9.. Stand Still: you must stand still for Nigeria to sleep at 6:00pm and at 6:00 am you must stand still for Nigeria to wake. This you must do when you hear the beagle’s sound, you must remain stand still until the sound stop. Make sure you don't violet that rule. . 10. Please, come with enough money. #15,000 is ok, but you will have to be combining NYSC food and mami food OR come with #40,000 if you have no intention to eat NYSC poisoned food.. LOL! GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS YOU 3 Likes |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 4:47pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
cameeeeel: not far tho.... am more consigned about the stream stuff.... praying to follow stream 1 o oo |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Mightyify(m): 5:14pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
I HEARD THE STREAM ONE FALL INTO DEPENDS ON HOW EARLY YOU PAY, MOST ESPECIALLY HOW EARLY YOUR CALL UP NUMBER IS.. .... MINE STARTS WITH 172..... I JUST HOPE IT'S EARLY ENOUGH. 1 Like |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Oluwasanmi18: 5:25pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
[quote author=irenosen22 post=61896705] Kaduna plenty for dis house o.but me no want jor[/quote |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 5:26pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Mightyify: are you serious.... lol mine also 171 |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Jasiro: 5:37pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit:Did u register on d first day? |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 6:30pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Jasiro: |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 6:30pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Jasiro:yes sir..... |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by voucher(f): 6:42pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Please where can I register in Ph? Around Artillery or Rumudara pls |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Mightyify(m): 6:45pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit: Have you seen 170...? If NO.. ..then I'm very close...to Stream One |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by teekrackz(m): 6:47pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
hey guys, did my registration today, just wanna ask how long does it take for call up number to arrive after payment? |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Mightyify(m): 6:50pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
teekrackz: Once you payment is confirmed.. ..you should be able to print you green card. It is usually within 24hrs 2 Likes |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 6:55pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
teekrackz:It's usually less than six hours.. 1 Like |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 6:57pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Mightyify:mine start with 1704.... |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 6:59pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Mightyify:Nah so ooo.... pray we all get stream 1 oooo, we no much here. #TeamOvercomers |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 7:00pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
nysc news...... part time students.
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Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by ped007(m): 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
toluwashe6:1708 here... |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Jasiro: 7:23pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit:Choi! Mine is 190... Any hope of stream one? |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 7:34pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Jasiro:Smiles....we sef no sabi oooo 190 no far much 1 Like |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 7:36pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
ped007:wow.... I late small o 1711 |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by olamy2000(m): 7:51pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit:dat does determine stream 1....mine was 1133 and I still fall inside ocean 2 ..so my brother no stress ursef its random...the advantage of registering early is for u to pick beta states 1 Like |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by preetypam(f): 8:01pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
irenosen22:Amen o...OVERCOMERS |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Yhemit(m): 8:04pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
olamy2000: Jesus Christ...... that random must favor me oooo |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 8:12pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Yhemit:Oga na where you dy run go sef |
Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Nobody: 8:17pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
ped007:1709 reporting |
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