Senior Lawyer Friend: "I have heard your brilliant submissions on this matter; however, what specific injury/ies will you suffer as a result of Gov. Wike's claim of Ikoyi Billions, that is, assuming that he fails to present any credible evidence to authenticate his weighty assertions, before, on or after his 7 days ultimatum given to FG?"

Myself: Sir, I will be psychologically and emotionally traumatised. I will lose my respect, my voice, and my overall self dignity amongst my comity of peers from other States. In the past, my sensitivity has also been endlessly and severely battered by Gov. Wike's unabated abuse of State apparatus on the pedestal of extreme politicking. This recent farcical and obnoxious claim of his (Wike), in the series of hundreds of other unsubstantiable wild vituperations, will do me more harm than good.

Senior Lawyer Friend: "In that regards, what are your prayers then?"

Myself: "My Lord, as a proud Rivers son, I have no other option but to demand for his resignation."

Senior Lawyer Friend: "Give me time to study this case."

Myself: "You have less than 2 days Sir. Gov. Wike's ultimatum expires in the next 48 hrs."

Senior Lawyer Friend: "Oh, I see."