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Enjoying $£× - The Story by tonyblack10: 1:55pm On Apr 20, 2017
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I am nineteen and yet to Bleep a girl. Yea, you can begin screaming ‘WTF!’ all you want.
Well, that wouldn’t change a thing. Or would it? Let’s get back to the real story now again, shall we? Fine.

So…I started seeing porn at the age of thirteen. I was in High school then and always asked my friends for their dirty magazines. I loved women (…and still do of course. Wonder how I shouldn’t when I ain’t gay) and was always attracted to more matured ones (MILFs mostly).
Even though I craved to Bleep one day, I always never had the courage to approach any girl who was within my age bracket to ask her out. This meant I would continue with endless fantasies (…like Genevieve Nnaji giving me a boob job. How silly though!), porn and masturbation By nineteen, I had developed what was becoming one of the largest dicks for someone my age. My friends had always talked about how large it was and even never minded telling their girl friends. I was never bothered too as I only found it pleasing and largely a source of man pride.
They claimed the pecker had only gotten that big because I started fucking girls from a very tender age. I knew better but I never told them how wrong they were (they were dunce after all). Whenever we talked about sex, my experiences with porn always looked to substitute for me and over time, most of them began asking me for a couple tips on how they could please their girls.
It was quite hilarious! (…and you can see why I called them d*nce. Haha)

The closest I had gotten to having sex was with a visiting sister to a neighbor. As a result of my area of training I somehow became of help to the neighbor in question. He always gave me little tasks to carry out on his behalf of which he pays me for. (End of Part 1)

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Re: Enjoying $£× - The Story by Nobody: 2:00pm On Apr 20, 2017
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Re: Enjoying $£× - The Story by blueandbirds(m): 2:08pm On Apr 20, 2017
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Re: Enjoying $£× - The Story by tonyblack10: 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2017
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Re: Enjoying $£× - The Story by tonyblack10: 9:28pm On Apr 20, 2017
(Part II)

[b]I had just gotten into my third year in the university and I had a fair idea of what he always gave me to do. It was on one of such assignments that I got to meet Mary (now, not the mother of that guy who died on the cross. This one is quite not as innocent).
She was far older than myself. At least she was fifteen or seventeen years ahead, and married. I had gone to my neighbor’s place to carry out one of the usual tasks who leaves me with only to meet her at home. After introducing myself, she allowed me in and soon we became friends and got talking. Our conversation was so vast that we soon began talking about the consequences of having lots of weight as human. It propped up an argument as to which, men preferred most.
The fat or the slim, I said it was the later of which she did not totally agree to and I knew why. She was a bit plump but was nonetheless married although without kids. She tried presenting all her argue-facts and in the attempt asked me if I knew what it was like having a woman with lots of flesh in bed. I answered like I had tried both of the two sides before but that could not convince her.[/b]

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Re: Enjoying $£× - The Story by tonyblack10: 6:14pm On May 07, 2017
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