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How To Keep Your Husband by Greenbullet(m): 1:41pm On Apr 27, 2017
It is no folklore that the average Nigerian housewife cannot go further than the missionary style during intercourse, looking at this it is right to say most Nigerian men may cheat . The world has past the stage of lieing on the bed like a log of wood, if you are a wife and still do this to your husband ,Dont blame him if he cheats, because he lacks sexual satisfaction and when he complains ,you scream to him that you are tired, and when those toothpick girls snatch your husband, you begin to chase them like they stole from you, it won't change anything because no man will ever leave diamond for sand. Instead of lying on the bed like a log of wood, give your husband a Mouth Gig,DODDGY STYLE,SCISSORS, WHEEL BARROW,REVERSE COWGIRL, COWGIRL ,REVERSE MISSIONARY ,ETC. If you give him all this, there is no way anybody will snatch him from you, in fact there is likely to be no quarrel between you two because of this.

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by wordbank(m): 3:15pm On Apr 27, 2017
Greenbullet:
It is no folklore that the average Nigerian housewife cannot go further than the missionary style during intercourse, looking at this it is right to say most Nigerian men may cheat . The world has past the stage of lieing on the bed like a log of wood, if you are a wife and still do this to your husband ,Dont blame him if he cheats, because he lacks sexual satisfaction and when he complains ,you scream to him that you are tired, and when those toothpick girls snatch your husband, you begin to chase them like they stole from you, it won't change anything because no man will ever leave diamond for sand. Instead of lying on the bed like a log of wood, give your husband a Mouth Gig,DODDGY STYLE,SCISSORS, WHEEL BARROW,REVERSE COWGIRL, COWGIRL ,REVERSE MISSIONARY ,ETC. If you give him all this, there is no way anybody will snatch him from you, in fact there is likely to be no quarrel between you two because of this.
Hubby above 70 go just die for zaa oza room

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by dangotesmummy: 3:35pm On Apr 27, 2017
grin grin
wordbank:

Hubby above 70 go just die for zaa oza room
Re: How To Keep Your Husband by yvesboss(m): 4:10pm On Apr 27, 2017
Give your husband one thousand in one, a man that doesnt want to be kept will still find a way around cheating. cool For me, a vibrant prayer life between the both of you amongst other efforts is the best way for you to keep your husband.

My Opinion though

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Nobody: 4:47pm On Apr 27, 2017
Greenbullet:
It is no folklore that the average Nigerian housewife cannot go further than the missionary style during intercourse, looking at this it is right to say most Nigerian men may cheat . The world has past the stage of lieing on the bed like a log of wood, if you are a wife and still do this to your husband ,Dont blame him if he cheats, because he lacks sexual satisfaction and when he complains ,you scream to him that you are tired, and when those toothpick girls snatch your husband, you begin to chase them like they stole from you, it won't change anything because no man will ever leave diamond for sand. Instead of lying on the bed like a log of wood, give your husband a Mouth Gig,DODDGY STYLE,SCISSORS, WHEEL BARROW,REVERSE COWGIRL, COWGIRL ,REVERSE MISSIONARY ,ETC. If you give him all this, there is no way anybody will snatch him from you, in fact there is likely to be no quarrel between you two because of this.

OP you be big mumu oh...lol

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Viking007(m): 5:03pm On Apr 27, 2017
cheesy Wheelbarrow style??
Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 27, 2017
wordbank:
Hubby above 70 go just die for zaa oza room
cheesy.

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 27, 2017
wordbank:
Hubby above 70 go just die for zaa oza room
cheesy.

Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 27, 2017
Viking007:
cheesy Wheelbarrow style??
E be like say na new style.
Re: How To Keep Your Husband by Nobody: 9:33pm On Apr 27, 2017
Being super good in bed helps too but a man that will cheat will cheat..
Re: How To Keep Your Husband by dominique(f): 9:59pm On Apr 27, 2017
Another one of those lectures #rollseyes#
So men are objects that needs to be 'kept' so they won't be snatched. Make I go sleep ojare, wake me up when you start lecturing cheating men how to respect their marital vows.

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Re: How To Keep Your Husband by fluxbush(f): 12:45am On Apr 28, 2017
Mtchewww...

Any man that will not respect his marriage vows and still has the nerve to use this trash written above as an excuse, should carry his Ghana must go and waka. Who get time for this nonsense? Life is short,jare. When you men suffocate us with your pot bellies all in the name of love making, do we go out for better options? Shioorr..

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