I came across a true life story online yesterday...
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A woman had an 8ft python as a pet at home, they had lived together for a long time and then one day the snake suddenly stops eating any food she gives to it. She tried and tried but it wouldnt eat, so after so many efforts she took it to a vet thinking it was sick. The vet examines the snake for some time and then asks her... "has ur snake been sleeping on d bed with u?" he asked
"yes it has" she replied
"has it been rubbing itself close to u and stretching to full lenghth beside u?" he asked again
"yes it has, and i am worried that i cant help it" she said, the vet then tells her
"madam, ur snake is not sick, he has been preparing to eat you. He cuddles close and stretches himself beside so as to compare his length to see if he is big enough to conusme u. He refuses to eat anything so dat he would have enough space to digest u"...

When i had dis i almostfreaked out, snakes are wise and deadly... If u have one as a pet, they is a possiblity it would oneday feed on u or ur defenceless kids or siblings... Pls get rid of them...

Lalasticlala, u have been warned

This is too funny , that snake got zero chill

Ewe! What will i even keep snake for?

pappyG:
This is too funny

not funny... Its freaky

Fabrication,


How does a vet knows what a snake is thinking.

This will pass for a joke than a 'freaking' story.

Lols, ewee. But why would u keep a snake as pet bikonu

Smallville10:
not funny... Its freaky

Yeah it might be freaky, buh it sounds funny to me,
I mean what did she expect? 8 feet Python sleeping next to such juicy n cool 'meat'....
There's​ a reason people rarely keep this kind of animal as pet

pappyG:


Yeah it might be freaky, buh it sounds funny to me,
I mean what did she expect? 8 feet Python sleeping next to such juicy n cool 'meat'....
There's​ a reason people rarely keep this kind of animal as pet

true... Na God just save her

LAFO:
Fabrication,


How does a vet knows what a snake is thinking.

This will pass for a joke than a 'freaking' story.

u have d right to believe what ever u chose...
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White people study animals and know their behaviours. Maybe u didnt finish school...

Chukzii:
Lols, ewee. But why would u keep a snake as pet bikonu

dis one is small. Some keep 20ft python

Snake as a "pet"?, that God even cursed??...tufia.

The guy above me is totally right...

I dey verse for the snake na so e dey tah to eat person

LAFO:
Fabrication,
How does a vet knows what a snake is thinking.
How does a vet knows what a snake is thinking.

This will pass for a joke than a 'freaking' story.

Go school, U no gree go

Sheikhmd007:
Ewe! What will i even keep snake for?

For

Peppersoup na

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Presh900:
For

Peppersoup na

[i]

Peppersoup? Ha! Na only snake meat dey? Haba!

Why will u keep snake as pet

Presh900:
For

Peppersoup na

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hahahahahaha u sef dey chop snake

Smallville10:
dis one is small. Some keep 20ft python

asin eh, but finally na their life. After all whats the worst thing that'll happen, it'll jst eat them and their friends will come and eat burial rice

I like snakes, the way the slide around. Not all snakes are poisonous so I could have a poisonous one as pet

How does one keep a snake as pet? The snake no get loyalty at all, planning to eat the owner.

Thats why I love dogs. Very loyal.

Presh900:

im get one
  kind unique taste .... 
 You need
  to eat it 
 just one to
  know what 
 am talking about

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To o send me some.