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Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by MrDickman: 10:10am On May 16, 2017 |
Mine goes as follows 1. Passing through a bush path and seeing a girl taking a poo. Na when she con dey use paper clean yansh e con happen. She saw me but me just pass my own jeje like say nothing happen 2. A girl once scratched her itchy ass and smelt her hand. She saw me looking at her and she was utterly embarrassed. 3. I once caught a girl _masturbating during my university days. She was with earpieces of course blasting music to the extent she didn't know when I entered. share yours 3 Likes |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Mujaheeeden: 10:14am On May 16, 2017 |
MrDickman:Who else thinks he is Lying He is always Present at all odd moment involving ladies 17 Likes |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by BlackDBagba: 10:14am On May 16, 2017 |
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Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 10:35am On May 16, 2017 |
Uummm..lemme reminisce the past |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Lastpharoah33: 10:43am On May 16, 2017 |
Mehn, u just made me remember this weird moment again, for inside drug market osha.. .. I was coming down from the stairs of our warehouse, I behold this pretty lady, urinating on the stairs... She almost fainted on sighting me, 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Lionessza(f): 11:00am On May 16, 2017 |
I was at the mall standing behind this other guy on escalators and he picked his nose so hard and came out with something, and he started looking around and I pretended not to look and I saw him pretending to be balancing on the side while the bastard was wiping his dirty fingers. I have never touched escalators since. When I was younger a guy friend of mine took out money out of his ass Crack, he said he usually kept it there out fear of being robbed now whenever someone gives me a note I get apprehensive. I always feel sorry for someone using their lips to hold cash 5 Likes |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by SmellingAnus(m): 11:08am On May 16, 2017 |
MrDickman:and she will use that hand to shake or touch both males and females without washing it 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by imma2(m): 11:20am On May 16, 2017 |
SmellingAnus:my brother, especially when it has passed through a smellinganus 2 Likes |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by SmellingAnus(m): 11:36am On May 16, 2017 |
imma2:hahhahah anything anus is definately |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Dionnetech: 1:51pm On May 16, 2017 |
Mujaheeeden: |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Fmartin(m): 1:55pm On May 16, 2017 |
i no wan talk, coz d pesin dey nairaland.. |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Basic123: 3:21pm On May 16, 2017 |
Mujaheeeden:we are many. |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by smadav(m): 5:09pm On May 16, 2017 |
back then in university caught two girls totally unclad making out, on seeing me they beg me tire not to report them or raise alarm .after d incident I kept seeing them in skull which they will just hide their face in shame. 2 Likes |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by CocaineSniffer: 5:28pm On May 16, 2017 |
smadav:you dulled urself. I would have used that opportunity to _fuck the living daylight out of them. Everyday they must surrender their pussy to me or I go expose them 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Natotogokillme: 5:35pm On May 16, 2017 |
I caught one rude girl masturbating a male dog. She respects me now. (true story) 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by missyb08(f): 5:51pm On May 16, 2017 |
I saw a guy scratching his joystick and smelling his fingers. |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by moorevic(m): 6:39pm On May 16, 2017 |
missyb08:So only that happened ehn. ok |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by moorevic(m): 6:42pm On May 16, 2017 |
smadav:So you just waka pass, your joy stick no dangle head. You for Bleep them ode. Even the mad man wey dey my area no fit carry last. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by moorevic(m): 6:44pm On May 16, 2017 |
CocaineSniffer:Even if you mix trams and alomo or baba root, those pussies will run you dry. |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by dave4rella(m): 6:53pm On May 16, 2017 |
Coming back to comment hi |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by CocaineSniffer: 6:59pm On May 16, 2017 |
missyb08:the nigga wey dey _fuck you dey enjoy o |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 6:59pm On May 16, 2017 |
Me laying on the bed, he comes out of the shower nekkid, takes out his body lotion to moisturize his legs, he puts one leg up on the stool near his dressing table...me gets an eyeful of ass & dangling bits! I never wanna see a nekkid man from behind again! That was traumatizing & strangely unattractive. I didn't even know where to look 2 Likes
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Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by FoxyFlow(m): 7:23pm On May 16, 2017 |
She did not know when I entered. She farted a long loud on, used her hand to trap the gas, smelt it and now said: "Thank God say e no dey smell!" Who else thinks I'm lying? Follow my story tori Olorun.... www.nairaland.com/3798127/twist-turn#56584725 No dull moment.... 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 7:41pm On May 16, 2017 |
ZarZar:mmm but you were looking |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 7:41pm On May 16, 2017 |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 7:45pm On May 16, 2017 |
Jayceon: Due to the hypnotic effect of the dangling 1 Like
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Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Olasco93: 7:51pm On May 16, 2017 |
I saw this girl in girls lodge, she dipped her left hand into her Ampit and brought the same hand close to her nose to know the state of her Odourifferrous saga... 1 Like |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 7:54pm On May 16, 2017 |
ZarZar: 1 Like
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Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 7:56pm On May 16, 2017 |
[quote author=Jayceon post=56585739][/quote] LMFAO. Just like that. |
Re: Whats The Funniest And Embarassing Thing You've Seen The Opposite Sex Do by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 16, 2017 |
ZarZar:lol after that incident you never saw a nikkid man's behind again? |
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