One of the most difficult subjects to understand is women. They come in various shapes and sizes, and each is unique in her own little ways. Their moods change faster than numbers on the stock exchange. Men, simple-minded as they are, are in constant fear of unintentionally offending or displeasing them. And the situation becomes a hundred times riskier and more challenging in bed. You never know when or how she might react to that new move you just tried? Maybe she was shy only in public, and wants you to do more.



I listed out the 8 different kinds of personalities women act out in bed, and how to get around each.



1. The Dead Body
This kind likes to be ultra passive in bed, and believes that the act of sex is the responsibility of the man. All she does is lie down in bed, frozen like a dead body, expecting you to act upon her. At the most, she can make sex noises to prove you are not having sex with a dead body.


2. The One Who Bites And Scratches
This type is totally capable of injuring you. She reacts wildly to anything you do to her body. She might scratch your back roughly, she might bite your ear, or ‘other things’; she’d claw her way through your body. While most guys like it when women are a little rough, having injury marks the next day is not a very pleasant thing to wake up to. Tip: Apply a light moisturiser before you jump in the sheets with her. Dry skin scratches harder. Also, try biting her back a little. Don’t hurt her, but make it clear you can bite too.



3. The Seductress, The Dominatrix, The Woman Of Your Dreams
If she is confident, makes eye contact, and initiates sex, you know you have landed yourself an alpha female. She knows what she wants and has no qualms in asking for it. The sex is probably going to be great. The only thing you need to worry about here is coming too soon, or before she has come. Every gentleman knows his lady needs to be there, in order for him to be there. And she knows it all too well.


4. The Hopeless Romantic
Call her the Disney princess, she is a hopeless romantic. Pleasing this kind is difficult, especially if it’s a casual fling. Chances are she will not be in a casual fling in the first place. One word: pre-intimacy. Loads of it. Building the perfect ambiance is as important. Doesn’t necessarily mean roses and scented candles, but manage a neat good-smelling place at least. And soft music is a must. And she doesn’t have sex, she “makes love”. Caress her, make her feel wanted, lots of cuddling is a must. Oh, and don’t be surprised if she cries after sex.


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Comical relief finally ohohohoh

AuroraB coman sheee wetin ah dey read for hia oh

bitchcrafts:
Comical relief finally ohohohoh

AuroraB coman sheee wetin ah dey read for hia oh

Cry after the do

Heheeheheh. ...

AuroraB:
Cry after the do

my stomacho... the truth is always funnae

Na so sex dey sweet UNA?

everything Na enter, come out, inside, outside, back, front, sweat everywhere, after some minutes everybody shouts ojigbi jigbi, Haba Haba hoooooo. man comes down and goes to urinate, girl stays on bed smiling sheepishly.
thirty minutes later, the Ashewo couple are at it again. is this all there is that we describe with so many topics as though it's a life goal.

you all need to raise your awareness. peace

U will sleep jejely on ur bed nd ave encounter with girls...just take drugs dear

The Dead body haha
Na TM sure pass with Iya Bunmi Jedi
I swer I go revive the dead body with serious knackin'

[quote author=KingSINZ post=56717380][/quote]
The King Of Kanyama Kingdom
Which one can youvm relate to your Highness

Lastking147:
The King Of KUVUKI LAND Which one can you relate to your Highness

Baba I can not relate o, I just dey pass by

KingSINZ:


Baba I can not relate o, I just dey pass by

Abeg park make I dey follow you go

Zarzar which one are you ?

Eddygourdo:
Na so sex dey sweet UNA?

everything Na enter, come out, inside, outside, back, front, sweat everywhere, after some minutes everybody shouts ojigbi jigbi, Haba Haba hoooooo. man comes down and goes to urinate, girl stays on bed smiling sheepishly.
thirty minutes later, the Ashewo couple are at it again. is this all there is that we describe with so many topics as though it's a life goal.

you all need to raise your awareness. peace

That your last thread is still getting me rofl...the corper wey them throw inside river...abeg narrate it again...i laughed to bed that night.

firstking01:
That your last thread is still getting me rofl...the corper wey them throw inside river...abeg narrate it again...i laughed to bed that night.

lol.

The dead body

The dead body part get as e be oo chaiii

Aderola15:
The dead body

lazy lazy...

Ladies don suffer

the dead body though

Tapout:




That's the category I'm sure u guys fall into.... U go just dey there like plank, pretending u don't even know what's happening

Lol,dont be too sure.